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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Stupid white people.

Whenever I see these polls, it's not the jackass reds that I'm ashamed of, it's the college educated white men that makes me shake my head. 

You're more puzzled by the "educated" white folks than the minorities?

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They should have pressed him harder.  Somebody needs tell him right to his face, "You know it sounds like you're just making it up as you go along. It sounds like you don't really know what you're talking about on the subject.  It sounds like you're full of shit."

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Sounds familiar. 

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First off, he's lying, we all know that's a given. 

Secondly, on what fucking twisted planet is the fucking NRA doing being involved or anywhere near discussions on mass shootings.

Seriously wtf??  What are they advocating for which gun would be best to slaughter people?    

MUGA - Make the Universe Great Again will be the slogan when Trump runs for ruler of the universe. 

34 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

MUGA - Make the Universe Great Again will be the slogan when Trump runs for ruler of the universe. 

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Setting up the blame Democrats narrative. Not going to work. 

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
  

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

"greatest political movement in the history of our Country..." is every bit as crazy as calling himself the Chosen One.  MAGA> Abolition, Women's Suffrage, Civil Rights, Labor Movement?  Nothing this guy does or says should surprise me at this point.  

2020 is our last chance to stand against a worldwide tide of Authoritarianism.   I hope Liz Warren has plenty of protection.  

12 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Not sure where to put this. But jfc.

No idea is this really occurred but as so much of today’s govt, we all know heads would roll if this had occurred 10 years ago in the opposite direction. And rightfully so. You can’t have CBP agents starting to create their own definitions of appropriate admittance criteria.

Quotes and tweets from the G7 this weekend should be epic. 

12 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Not sure where to put this. But jfc.

 

Out of all the leo out there, BP agents are probably the fucking stupidest and smallest-dicked than any other.

12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Texas can’t really talk on this one.

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Put them in Wehrmacht gray or SS black and they're so believable. Change the phony smiles to scowls and Hitler's bone fragments would positively glow with pride.

 
Whitey got their feels hurt when a black man didn't say thank you for them doing what they should be doing for any American citizen.

Everyone knows that when the massa graces you with a penny, or a warm honey cake from the main kitchen, boy must bow and say “oh THANK YOU, massa, THANK YOU!”
That’s literally the attitude at work here. Negro, we went out of our way special for you, you best show appropriate gratitude.
2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

No idea is this really occurred but as so much of today’s govt, we all know heads would roll if this had occurred 10 years ago in the opposite direction. And rightfully so. You can’t have CBP agents starting to create their own definitions of appropriate admittance criteria.

I guess the joke the agent was trying to make fell pretty flat....

imagine if obama oh fuck it

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Just now, hayden_horn said:

 

So Trump is appointing our enemies to major positions of power? 

Actually, that does sound about right. 

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

 

At first, I was going to mock his use of quotes around the word "brilliantly," but then I read where he questioned whether his head of the fed was a worse enemy than the life-time autocratic ruler of a rival nation.

aaaaaaaaaaaand from the comments:

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The Federal Reserve is actively trying to sabotage Trump’s booming economy ahead of the 2020 elections. They have raised interest rates 7 TIMES in just 2 years under Trump but they kept interest rates at near Zero during all 8 years of Obama to prop up his weak & dying economy.

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

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haha i mean it would take such a small amount of time to explain that interest rates should be lowered during downturns, but raised during boom times oh fuck it

Trump so desperately wants the Fed to prop up the economy until November 4, 2020, no matter how disastrous the consequences.   Hell, he'd probably love an even more massive recession hitting after he's re-elected.  He can use it to justify whatever awful policies he wants. 

Fuck, these new Trump tweets are a whole other level of crazy. He is "ordering" American companies to pull out of China. I'd hate to be the aid that has to tell him he does not have that authority. Market is responding accordingly. Trump's last 5 tweets literally dropped the market 300 points. What a stupid world we live in now. 

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1 minute ago, Lagunamadre said:

Fuck, these new Trump tweets are a whole other level of crazy. He is "ordering" American companies to pull out of China. I'd hate to be the aid that has to tell him he does not have that authority. Market is responding accordingly. Trump's last 5 tweets literally dropped the market 300 points. What a stupid world we live in now. 

Holy shit, you weren't kidding.   Republicans always claim that Dems will turn us into Venezuela, while Trump is literally doing things that Chavez or Maduro would do.  

2 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Fuck these new Trump tweets are a whole other level of crazy. He is "ordering" American companies to pull out of China. I'd hate to be the aid that has to tell him he does not have that authority. Market is responding accordingly. Trump's last 5 tweets literally dropped the market 300 points. What a stupid world we live in now. 

almost 400 now.

but, you know, whatever

 

totally normal shit.

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

aaaaaaaaaaaand from the comments:

 

The Prime Rate never decreased while Obama was President.  

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

almost 400 now.

but, you know, whatever

 

totally normal shit.

 

Somewhere the guy who helped Donald develop his views on trade is currently like 

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21 minutes ago, bolverk said:

At first, I was going to mock his use of quotes around the word "brilliantly," but then I read where he questioned whether his head of the fed was a worse enemy than the life-time autocratic ruler of a rival nation.

Not to mention they're a Communist nation. 

the president of the united states just called the chairman of the federal reserve the "enemy" and drew an equivalence between him and the general secretary of the communist party in the people's republic of china.  at the same time he is actively lobbying and soliciting to reinstate russia into the g7.

may you live in interesting times...

And we are supposed to take his strategy of addressing mental illness and guns in any way other than nefarious when juxtaposed against the craziness of his recent actions. 

 

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

“hereby ordered”.

I hereby order all the hot women to come over and sex me!

There really is no low for Trump, he will always saw/tweet something more stupid.

5 minutes ago, sidis said:

the president of the united states just called the chairman of the federal reserve the "enemy" and drew an equivalence between him and the general secretary of the communist party in the people's republic of china.  at the same time he is actively lobbying and soliciting to reinstate russia into the g7.

may you live in interesting times...


Didn't Trump nominate the chairman of the federal reserve?

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:


Didn't Trump nominate the chairman of the federal reserve?

Well, yeah.   And his fentanyl deal with China was supposed to be evidence of his deal-making prowess.   Its failure should be a big personal hit showing that he got taken for a fool. 

27 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Somewhere the guy who helped Donald develop his views on trade is currently like 

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Just see which billionaires shorted.


Didn't Trump nominate the chairman of the federal reserve?

Yes. And his particular delusion is that be thinks he “hired” him, so he controls him.

We "joke" about joining @Brisketexan on the ledge. I'm really not an alarmist, but this shit is getting scary. I don't think it's hyperbole to say that we are on the precipice of history changing events.

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

haha i mean it would take such a small amount of time to explain that interest rates should be lowered during downturns, but raised during boom times oh fuck it

kinda hard to reduce rates during a downturn, when you lowered them to near 0 during the boom time.

but..fuck it..

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1 hour ago, Lagunamadre said:

Fuck, these new Trump tweets are a whole other level of crazy. He is "ordering" American companies to pull out of China. I'd hate to be the aid that has to tell him he does not have that authority. Market is responding accordingly. Trump's last 5 tweets literally dropped the market 300 points. What a stupid world we live in now. 

he has as much authority to order companies to pull out of China as i do ordering Emily Ratajkowski to have sex with me.

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