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Just now, bad_teammate said:

wut?

Want to praise Pelosi for being a woman standing up to a room full of men? Cool, that's good and I agree.

But to racialize this when the hero figure is yet another member of the oppressive racial caste who actively fights against non-white people in her own caucus is dumb.

You’re an insufferable twat

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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8 hours ago, RPM said:

I called it when he was running. Told my BIL if he won it was a lock. BTW, my fully Trumpkin BIL has gone silent lately. I need to give him a call and catch up on current events.

My Trumpkin relatives have gone pretty silent on Facebook in regards to Trump.  They still post the Hillary stuff, the libtard/socialists/communists talking points, but they aren't out there talking about how great Trump is, compared to earlier this year.

When you talk to your BIL, before you get deep into the conversation, toss in a "I can't believe Giuliani is so dirty and openly involved with the Russians and Turks, but I guess that's what happens when your first wife is your cousin.  When is Trump going to cut him loose?"

Make him defend that cousin fucker.

31 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the tweet about Cummings on his feed was followed by a retweet of himself. No way he wrote the first one, but you know he had to retweet the second one that better reflected how he truly felt. 

Odds the first one was staff written?  110%?

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

wut?

Want to praise Pelosi for being a woman standing up to a room full of men? Cool, that's good and I agree.

But to racialize this when the hero figure is yet another member of the oppressive racial caste who actively fights against non-white people in her own caucus is dumb.

You know, you would have had a point had you just said it was immaterial that the men surrounding Trump were white.  But no, you had to get wrapped around the axle when Pelosi's race wasn't brought into the conversation.

You get this shit backwards all the time.  It must be exhausting for you.

1 hour ago, mcbrisket said:

Well, would one NATO member going to war with another dissolve NATO? If yes, then I could see that actually happening. Ya know, for his daddy Putin.

Article 8: 

Each Party declares that none of the international engagements now in force between it and any other of the Parties or any third State is in conflict with the provisions of this Treaty, and undertakes not to enter into any international engagement in conflict with this Treaty.

Greece and, *drum roll* Turkey have mixed it up militarily, or at least close enough, that it's caused problems.

In this instance, Trump is a coward and scared of Erdogan.  He could make Turkey withdraw without military conflict between us and Turkey.

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Today will be Infrastructure Week.  Sondland is way out over his skies and realizes it.  Also, not going to be the last one without a chair when the music stops.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-impeachment-inquiry/sondland-testify-trump-directed-giuliani-push-ukraine-scheme-n1067986

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Sondland to testify that Trump directed Giuliani to push Ukraine scheme

"My understanding was that the president directed Mr. Giuliani’s participation, that Mr. Giuliani was expressing the concerns of the president," he'll say, according to prepared testimony obtained by NBC News.

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U.S. Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland will tell Congress on Thursday that Rudy Giuliani told him President Donald Trump wanted Ukraine’s new government to investigate both the 2016 election and a natural gas firm tied to Hunter Biden, according to prepared testimony obtained by NBC News.

Sondland will testify that Giuliani, Trump’s personal lawyer, even mentioned getting the Ukrainians to investigate "the DNC server" — a reference to a Democratic National Committee computer that plays prominently in a debunked conspiracy theory about Ukrainian interference in 2016.

The ambassador is expected to tell House investigators that he ultimately learned that Giuliani, far from freelancing, was advancing Trump’s goals when he pushed for Ukraine to investigate the president’s political opponents.

"My understanding was that the president directed Mr. Giuliani’s participation, that Mr. Giuliani was expressing the concerns of the president," Sondland plans to say, according to the prepared testimony.

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Nonetheless, Sondland casts blame directly on the president in the 18-page statement he plans to read to House lawmakers before answering their questions in closed-door session. He also chastises his employer— the State Department — for trying to block his testimony.

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In the prepared testimony, he repeatedly says he was "disappointed" in Trump’s decision-making on Ukraine and Giuliani’s involvement and asserts the president was in a "bad mood" the day Trump told Sondland by phone there were no quid pro quos involved in granting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy a coveted meeting with Trump.

Although likely to be challenged by lawmakers on several fronts, Sondland’s testimony paints a damning portrait of a troika of senior officials — Sondland, Energy Secretary Rick Perry and former Ukraine envoy Kurt Volker — begrudgingly engaging with Giuliani against their better instincts, out of desperation to advance U.S.-Ukraine relations.

 

I picture Trump like David Putty on Seinfeld declaring, "Feels like an Arby's Night" when he says, "Feels like an Infrastructure Week!" 

I also said this in the Nancy thread, but the fact that he thinks this makes her look bad just shows how stupid and sexist he is.

This will be the defining image of his presidency decades from now. Mom is dressing down the petulant man child who has no business being in that room. And the faces of everyone else there show that truth.

 

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Rick is going on the record about this, then even that dumbass aggy knows not to be the last one without a chair when the music stops.

 

Didn't DOTARD already throw the aggy under the bus? Didn't he say something like "The only reason I called Erdogan is because Perry told me to"?

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Didn't DOTARD already throw the aggy under the bus? Didn't he say something like "The only reason I called Erdogan is because Perry told me to"?

Lots of finger pointing about to go down.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lots of finger pointing about to go down.

And this is why I'm especially interested in seeing the trial in the Senate (assuming it comes).

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Loved to be harraunged by a old rich white boomer with a penis from fucking Texas about the politics of intersectionality.

We all know - because you yell at us about it daily - that you’re (BT) the greatest white liberal savior to ever exist but on behalf of white women everywhere, RAY DON, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

White women have many problems and I’m willing to listen to POC about their concerns but I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna let a white boomer dude shame me about anything.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Why are we erasing the race of that lone woman?

White feminism has coopted racial justice dialogue and messaging to a disgusting extent. The only thing more dangerous to people of color than white men is white women. We stand astride the world as unequal partners.

A white women standing firm and pointing her finger is what got Emmett Till killed and countless other black men. A white woman is who killed Botham Jean, a black man, in his home and earned herself a light sentence and hugs from the judge and victim's families.

The idea that a white woman's gender makes her qualified to stand against the power of white supremacy is absurd. And you're talking about a white woman half of whose job is to tell young women of color in her caucus to shut up and go back to waiting tables while the old white people like her and Chuck and Steny handle things.

This is in especially stark relief now that those same young women of color backed Sanders and sent white liberal Twitter and media pundits into a tizzy of feigned confusion and alarm.

Jfc. No one is saying that at all. Fucking progressives fucking up normal shit. 

23 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Didn't DOTARD already throw the aggy under the bus? Didn't he say something like "The only reason I called Erdogan is because Perry told me to"?

Yeah, that happened a few days after the story blew up.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Staffer 100%

He is literally incapable of expressing those kinds of feelings, even if he had them in the first place, which he obviously doesn't. 

ISIS prisoners going free while we bomb our own military bases due to hasty and misguided retreat. Oh and more soldiers going to fight for the Saudi’s. 
 

It’s like there was an orphanage where kids were being abused, and Trump burnt the whole thing to the ground with children inside- then he gripes that Dems were the ones who wanted the abuse to stop. 
 

See the similarities here is that Kurdish children are also getting uselessly slaughtered in real life. 

5 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

ISIS prisoners going free while we bomb our own military bases due to hasty and misguided retreat. Oh and more soldiers going to fight for the Saudi’s. 
 

It’s like there was an orphanage where kids were being abused, and Trump burnt the whole thing to the ground with children inside- then he gripes that Dems were the ones who wanted the abuse to stop. 
 

See the similarities here is that Kurdish children are also getting uselessly slaughtered in real life. 

And Turkey has 50 of our nukes.  Let's not forget that one.  

2 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

And Turkey has 50 of our nukes.  Let's not forget that one.  

Don't worry - if push comes to shove, we can just blow up the Incirlik base too ... 

You know he’s mad at whichever staffer wrote that.  There’s a decent chance he says something passive aggressive about Cummings at the rally tonight.


He one hundred percent will.

Because he’s a semi-sentient trash bag.
26 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Loved to be harraunged by a old rich white boomer with a penis from fucking Texas about the politics of intersectionality.

We all know - because you yell at us about it daily - that you’re (BT) the greatest white liberal savior to ever exist but on behalf of white women everywhere, RAY DON, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

White women have many problems and I’m willing to listen to POC about their concerns but I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna let a white boomer dude shame me about anything.

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1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

I also said this in the Nancy thread, but the fact that he thinks this makes her look bad just shows how stupid and sexist he is.

It makes her look bad to his target audience, the 60 million sheep who voted for him in 2016 and will vote for him again in 2020. It looks ridiculous to those of us normals who can think critically, but it works perfectly for the 60 million robots who worship him.

28 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Loved to be harraunged by a old rich white boomer with a penis from fucking Texas about the politics of intersectionality.

You're a white woman in Alabama.

I am well aware of who I am and what I'm saying. White women in Alabama have some legitimate gender-based grievances. They have none that are racial and an extremely rich white woman from San Francisco wagging her finger at Donald Trump is not a racial justice issue.

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We all know - because you yell at us about it daily - that you’re (BT) the greatest white liberal savior to ever exist but on behalf of white women everywhere, RAY DON, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

You're a white woman in Alabama.

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White women have many problems and I’m willing to listen to POC about their concerns but I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna let a white boomer dude shame me about anything.

Which ones?

I am shaking my fist in anger at rich white men from Texas.

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7 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Don't worry - if push comes to shove, we can just blow up the Incirlik base too ... 

Sounds like the set up for a dispensationalist end times wet dream.  One part Lion (Trump's symbol) with wings of an eagle (USA), one part Bear (Rooskies), one part leopard (Islamic union centered on an islamist Turkey), mix in a little Dragon (China).  Yahtzee! 

So apparently Trump is concerned with defense costs.  I can only assume that the next DOD budget will be significantly smaller than <looks at calendar> his prior budgets, before he became concerned with costs and decided to pimp our military out to anyone willing to pony up.

(This completely ignores the likelihood that Saudi Arabia isn't paying for shit.)

So Trump's promise wasnt to bring the troops home but rather to send them anywhere that another country wants so long as that other country pays for them? That doesnt sound the same to me.

 

And where does that money go? And why does Trump care if SA pays for it? He is running the biggest deficit in the history of our nation with the largest DOD budgest in EVAR! Are we supposed to believe he cares about costs now? I do not understand the dude at all. He is acting like SA's money is going into his pocket. oh wait...

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What is the cost per soldier to buy the US military's help?  I'd like to invade Oklahoma.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

So Trump's promise wasnt to bring the troops home but rather to send them anywhere that another country wants so long as that other country pays for them? That doesnt sound the same to me.

 

And where does that money go? And why does Trump care if SA pays for it? He is running the biggest deficit in the history of our nation with the largest DOD budgest in EVAR! Are we supposed to believe he cares about costs now? I do not understand the dude at all. He is acting like SA's money is going into his pocket. oh wait...

Lots of nice new development programs going on in Saudi Arabia. 

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Why are we erasing the race of that lone woman?

White feminism has coopted racial justice dialogue and messaging to a disgusting extent. The only thing more dangerous to people of color than white men is white women. We stand astride the world as unequal partners.

A white women standing firm and pointing her finger is what got Emmett Till killed and countless other black men. A white woman is who killed Botham Jean, a black man, in his home and earned herself a light sentence and hugs from the judge and victim's families.

The idea that a white woman's gender makes her qualified to stand against the power of white supremacy is absurd. And you're talking about a white woman half of whose job is to tell young women of color in her caucus to shut up and go back to waiting tables while the old white people like her and Chuck and Steny handle things.

This is in especially stark relief now that those same young women of color backed Sanders and sent white liberal Twitter and media pundits into a tizzy of feigned confusion and alarm.

 

WTF?  Jesus Christ.

What is the cost per soldier to buy the US military's help?  I'd like to invade Oklahoma.

It’s cheapest to just pay them on commission - let them keep any plunder.
Downside: there ain’t much to plunder in Oklahoma.
Just now, Brisketexan said:


It’s cheapest to just pay them on commission - let them keep any plunder.
Downside: there ain’t much to plunder in Oklahoma.

Meth.  Worked for the Wehrmacht. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s cheapest to just pay them on commission - let them keep any plunder.
Downside: there ain’t much to plunder in Oklahoma.

Lincoln Riley.

19 minutes ago, kevwun said:

What is the cost per soldier to buy the US military's help?  I'd like to invade Oklahoma.

 

Any money left in the wreath fund?

22 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

So Trump's promise wasnt to bring the troops home but rather to send them anywhere that another country wants so long as that other country pays for them? That doesnt sound the same to me.

 

And where does that money go? And why does Trump care if SA pays for it? He is running the biggest deficit in the history of our nation with the largest DOD budgest in EVAR! Are we supposed to believe he cares about costs now? I do not understand the dude at all. He is acting like SA's money is going into his pocket. oh wait...

Maybe if the Kurds bought a bunch of condos in Trump Tower and booked a bunch of rooms in his hotel like the Saudis did, Trump wouldn't have hung them out to dry. 

 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Loved to be harraunged by a old rich white boomer with a penis from fucking Texas about the politics of intersectionality.

We all know - because you yell at us about it daily - that you’re (BT) the greatest white liberal savior to ever exist but on behalf of white women everywhere, RAY DON, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

White women have many problems and I’m willing to listen to POC about their concerns but I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna let a white boomer dude shame me about anything.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lots of finger pointing about to go down.

Or around

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31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lincoln Riley.

He was a republican, you know.  Greatest republican.  Emaciated Proctormation.

Corruption right out in the open.

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Corruption right out in the open.

Just ... wow.

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Corruption right out in the open.

Because of course

Mulvaney saying that one of the benefits to Doral is that every delegation will be able to be housed on site, including especially the press corps.

Doral was the place where last week a video meme of Trump murdering the press in a church was screened. 

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5 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

 

I'm sure all these salt of the earth farmers are passing the subsidies along to their workers, right?

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