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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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20 minutes ago, Shift said:

 


Did she get half of Brad Pitt’s money?

 

Not half, but a nice chunk.  Unfortunately she wants a prenup and still expects you to pay for everything.  You just know she's gonna bring up "Brad's facilities were much nicer.  I wish we had something nice like Brad had so we could entertain guests."  Its gonna drive you crazy.

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Say you're married to a hot woman.  Oh sure, things aren't perfect, at least once a year she does one stupid thing that really annoys you and it seems to be the same thing every year, year after year.  But all things considered, you're happy with her and she seems happy with you.
Then Brad Pitt walks in your house, winks at her and tells her to pack her things.  She's gone just like that without even looking back.  15 years later Brad dumps her.  20 years later she shows up on your doorstep, 50 pounds heavier and looking like she's been aging in dog years, and tells you she always loved you and made a huge mistake.
Would you take her back?

You do realize this is a business decision and not a relationship?

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Hope UNC is ready for 55 point beatdowns by Clemson or NC State or whatever the hell happens in the ACC, like, a lot.

Edited by Js1

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All my in-laws are Heels and they have no idea what to think right now.  They are manic right now...this is good, no this is bad, WTF is going on, can this work, do we hire stud OCs and make them coach in waiting.  He was going a million miles and hour and he is usually the stable one.

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Heelsfan cannot be excited about this. Then again, I guess they don't really give a shit about football over there...so, perfect fit.  Enjoy.

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have to assume wherever he is, he’s tanned, relaxed and ready. 

you forgot laying down horizontally and such 

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So, if I'm doing the math right, 10 years from now Texas will win an MNC with a lanky quarterback from the wrong side of Houston?

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Nice coach search NC.   Did you think someone would grab up Mack before you could bring him back?  Mack is interested in every opening job since he got fired.  Wow.  Good luck Mack.   

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6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We gotta start up the weekly Mack Brown Monday press conference threads with bingo cards.

Mack Brown: “you can’t trust your players.” “You can’t trust your coaches.” 

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