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I don't hate Herbie as much as most of y'all but yeah that segment this morning was complete bullshit, as if crazy fan expectations are unique to Texas.  He also kept making the point that UT has "NINE!" regents looking over the coach's shoulder. "Nine!"

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9 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Basically said that expectations at Texas are far greater than what should be expected given past success

Haha holy shit. What a bitch.  

Does Urban usually wear his big gigantic championship ring(s) on the show? 

7 minutes ago, Fug said:

I’m realizing all of Herman’s winner/loser shit is just a rip off of CUM’s mantras

Poorly executed though.  

Just now, wood said:

Haha I went to respond to Brando's dumb ass, but he's blocked me.

Type it out and I'll @ him. He hasn't blocked me. Yet. 

How long has Herbie been just an uber douchebag? I used to remember that he was fun/entertaining at one point on game day...

It’s like Corsos dementia has destroyed the brains of everyone on the set...

7 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Look at this fat fucking baby

 

How can this stupid fuck be allowed to call our games?

Most telling part of the winner/loser segment, Urban looks to find excellence, study excellence, and incorporate it.

Tom Herman, Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V! He thinks he is the smartest guy in the room.

Does Urban usually wear his big gigantic championship ring(s) on the show? 

Never noticed it before.


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11 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Basically said that expectations at Texas are far greater than what should be expected given past success

Right, while completely ignoring the fact that Texas is tied for 3rd in all-time wins. Made it sound like Texas has only been successful under Mack Brown and when Earl Campbell was here in the late '70s. Quoted a coach from the 1950s about the difficulty of meeting the high expectations of our fans. Implied we should keep Herman, then looked completely dumbfounded & angry when Desmond Howard said there's a disconnect between Herman and the players. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You know Urban still has the bug.

It gets under your skin, at any level of coaching, imho. It certainly got under mine with baseball.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

How long has Herbie been just an uber douchebag? I used to remember that he was fun/entertaining at one point on game day...

It’s like Corsos dementia has destroyed the brains of everyone on the set...

When we stopped comparing him to CJK5H a few years after he replaced him. 

OMG! OMG! Someone is looking for your gig Meyer These fuckers.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Haha I went to respond to Brando's dumb ass, but he's blocked me.

Herbie blocked me a couple years ago, bc I called him out for hypocrisy and being a douche

Busting his balls! Could be a good sign. 

Lmao!!!! He just said Bob Stoops is coming for your job!

It’s almost like Herbi is a buckeye or something....

2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Does Urban usually wear his big gigantic championship ring(s) on the show? 

Do you bring a resume to a job interview?

Good Lord, what kind of pussy blocks people on the internet.  JFC.  

12 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

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Yeah, maybe Mr. Cherry wasn’t up to the task.  Another man followed just a few years later and went on to win 11 conference titles and 3 national championships at Texas.  Expectations met.  
 

Maybe Cherry could have built on his one conference title if he had the intestinal fortitude to carry on.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Herbstreit making a last ditch pitch to change Urban's mind.

He's coming. 

This is what I thought as well. He was desperately trying to make his case to Urban to not take the job.

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I don't hate Herbie as much as most of y'all but yeah that segment this morning was complete bullshit, as if crazy fan expectations are unique to Texas.  He also kept making the point that UT has "NINE!" regents looking over the coaches shoulder. "Nine!"

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Herbie doesn't bother me.  He isn't affecting if Urb comes or not.

 

However if Frank Erwin at the height of his power as chairman of the BOR couldn't can Royal no BOR  alive is adding pressure to Meyer. 

He knows. They know. We know. That fat fuck* drunk over at Buckeye Scoop knows.

 

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I got Nicole's nudes. Don't know what y'alls problem is.

I done been havin’ ‘em. She doesn’t know, but...

Brady Quinn is dressed like the concierge at a clown morgue.

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

When If UM takes the job, we can expect considerably less estrogen in the locker room.

FIFU.  This is a victory thread.  

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Awkward moment 2. 
 

 

this shit has to be happening and this is the kind of show we were looking for. 

"Three times" going back to the best college town awkward moment. 

I’m realizing all of Herman’s winner/loser shit is just a rip off of CUM’s mantras
The king has no clothes.

Herman was around Urban long enough to pick up the visible symptoms of a successful coach, but that's all he picked up. There's nothing behind the sound bytes. He's an average coach with an elite coach facade.
11 minutes ago, Fug said:

I’m realizing all of Herman’s winner/loser shit is just a rip off of CUM’s mantras

It's like when you make a copy of a copy of a copy. It's just not the same. 

I mean they just said Stoops is coming for your job Urbs.  He seemed kind of annoyed and said that's 3 times now.  Interdasting.

Urban watched ISU last week.  He's scouting us!

Stoops coming for Urban's gig

I’m sure herbstreit would have the same opinion if Ohio st had our record and games the last 4 years. He would be blasting Ohio st for a coaching change. 

Fox segment on Gaylord Fockers.  Fuck you, if we had a coaching tree worth a shit, OU's QB accolades would be a shade of what they've become.  

Such a shit day of media coverage, I'm turning the TV off and spending the rest of the day outside.  Today somehow feels worse to me than the final days of Charlie Lulz.  Since then, the conference has only regressed, the agenda of officiating to offense production over defense is cemented, and football around the nation looks far gimpier/softer than even the worst programs of the early aughts.

Herbstreit and all the other mediots are such incredible dickfaces.

They spend half their time blasting the Texas program for being soft and under-achieving, and then the other half their time scolding Texas fans for having unrealistic expectations.

And if that's not hypocritical and preposterous enough, why on Earth do they think Texas fans should settle for less success than Ohio State, Alabama, and fucking CLEMSON?  

Urban Meyer literally putting on a coaching clinic and preview of who he his for Texas fans. 
 

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