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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

 

LOL at the flexing pic. But in fairness, there probably isn’t one where he’s not.  

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10 minutes ago, brown water said:

 

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Pic belongs in the Louvre, Sistine Chapel, Smithsonian, MOMA, etc...

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

 

no flexing in the bowl game? I haz a sad...

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

 

Got enough flexing on tape apparently.

Just now, ztejas said:

Got enough flexing on tape apparently.

They couldn't even find a pic where he wasn't flexing.  Respect.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Pic belongs in the Louvre, Sistine Chapel, Smithsonian, MOMA, etc...

Pretty sure he should upload it to Pornhub as well.

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

1. Reading between the lines, he's not coming.

2. You call this contained? At this point, our bullshit is being treated as a primary source by every sports pundit from Puget Sound to Key West, and as the blog echo chamber does its thing, it eventually makes the front page of the Times and sees a mention every 30 minutes on CNN Headline News. We are the rumor mill, the primary source, what we barf onto our keyboards here changes the world. Toss some Kahlua into your covfefe and let's be the news. Because even when we're desperate and there's nothing but Doom on the horizon, everyone still wants to beat us and everyone wants to be us.

 

aggy named our BDE - "BOMC" 

our poor little bro and his smol pp

21 minutes ago, brown water said:

 

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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Someone got moist.

Just now, ztejas said:

Got enough flexing on tape apparently.

We got to contain this. Players opting out of end of season and bowl games is one thing. Players opting the fuck out of Texas is another. Go get Urban. Damn. It’s not about the particulars of any one player. It’s about losing recruits who grew up loving Texas. It’s about players who would rather go into the draft and wind up UFAs. 
 

Urban to Texas needs to happen. We have the  resources. Let him have what he wants! 
 

 

1 minute ago, Poolflood said:

 

Someone got moist.

User name checks out. Lmao.

LOL at the flexing pic. But in fairness, there probably isn’t one where he’s not.  

This picture taken after an opposing touchdown
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We got to contain this. Players opting out of end of season and bowl games is one thing. Players opting the fuck out of Texas is another. Go get Urban. Damn. It’s not about the particulars of any one player. It’s about losing recruits who grew up loving Texas. It’s about players who would rather go into the draft and wind up UFAs. 
 

Urban to Texas needs to happen. We have the  resources. Let him have what he wants! 
 

 

That's not night crew big dick energy. It will be like flies on shit once saint urban takes his throne on the 40 acres. 

14 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

If it's got sasusage in it, it's a klobasnek.

 

Any follow ups regarding the 2 planes @12:30 from Columbus to Austin today ?

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

who has the best weed?


*Raises hand. 

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Any follow ups regarding the 2 planes @12:30 from Columbus to Austin today ?

They landed

So Mensa's offense is similar to what Urban ran at tOSU, and obviously Ash's defense has been used at tOSU.  Practice for a bowl like the Cheez-it Bowl provides more reps for the returning roster in systems that they use again in 2021..

  • Cheese it Bowl       Tuesday,  Dec 29th
  • CFP semifinals       Friday, Jan. 1, 2021

So if tOSU loses on Jan 1st, CDC fires Mensa on Jan 2nd, and then maybe new TEXAS Head Coach announcement is a few days later??

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Just now, pops said:

They landed

Well all planes eventually land. It's the how that's important. 

No one rep me - count is at 666. When we get to page 666 of this thread, something in the cosmos will align and cause it to happen. I can feel it in my jimmies.

Edit: Already busted. Carry on as normal. Or neg me back into alignment, your choice. 

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14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So when we have our happy hour it is clear to me that @RGBIII and @brown water should handle the grill? 
anyone own a brewery or winery?

who has the best weed?

firepit? 
 

I hate Covid because we could all be hanging out and drinking and having a blast. Nothing against the day crew. They showed up today. 

I’m currently high right now, so my weed is so smooth right now. But, I’d guess that @thunderlounge has the best weed. 
 

here’s to getting our coach... and some more weed. 

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

Kirk on who Urban talked to:

 

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A bigger fish 

5 minutes ago, pops said:

That's not night crew big dick energy. It will be like flies on shit once saint urban takes his throne on the 40 acres. 

I don’t have BDE McSugarTits! 😃

 

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4 minutes ago, pops said:

They landed

A job for day crew obviously 😛

1 hour ago, Octavian said:

For those who are too lazy, this what HFD posted:

 

547FAB04-F393-432E-8157-5C3127F43544.jpegSo I don’t have my good photo editing software here, so no real pixel by pixel work, but....

Not thinking home office, more of a coach’s office somewhere based on trophies, chair placement and decor 

The framed beach plaques should probably be identifiable, same thing with the Fight Club image

Not sure about the laptop screen. There should be some things that could be investigated 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So when we have our happy hour it is clear to me that @RGBIII and @brown water should handle the grill? 
anyone own a brewery or winery?

who has the best weed?

firepit? 
 

I hate Covid because we could all be hanging out and drinking and having a blast. Nothing against the day crew. They showed up today. 

Careful, we've had get-togethers where one member fell into my fire pit while trying to get his dick out. 

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

No one rep me - count is at 666. When we get to page 666 of this thread, something in the cosmos will align and cause it to happen. I can feel it in my jimmies. 

So, you're saying that neg bombing you will make us CUM faster?

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Just now, THUJONE said:

Careful, we've had get-togethers where one member fell into my fire pit while trying to get his dick out. 

Holy shit! That’s crazy. 

7 minutes ago, Droopy said:

I’m currently high right now, so my weed is so smooth right now. But, I’d guess that @thunderlounge has the best weed. 
 

here’s to getting our coach... and some more weed. 


You know it D.  I only grow the finest genetics, and frosty AF. 

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Careful, we've had get-togethers where one member fell into my fire pit while trying to get his dick out. 

For an artist's rendering no?

Remember when you wake up tomorrow, it'll be one day close to the UM era at Texas.  I'm getting the feeling it goes down sooner than most expect

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

For an artist's rendering no?

There was an MS Paint of this. Standby....see if I can find it.

3 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

So, you're saying that neg bombing you will make us CUM faster?

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10 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

No one rep me - count is at 666. When we get to page 666 of this thread, something in the cosmos will align and cause it to happen. I can feel it in my jimmies.

Edit: Already busted. Carry on as normal. Or neg me back into alignment, your choice. 

Negged

45 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

    SpaceX prototype Starship rocket SN8 explodes during test flight...

 

Crazy 2020...

I believe the phrase you're looking for is spontaneously disassembled. Sort of like our offense for much of the season.

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Here we go:

 

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6 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Careful, we've had get-togethers where one member fell into my fire pit while trying to get his dick out. 

 

Why was his dick in your fire pit???

 

Never mind.  Don't answer that.  I don't want to know.

Just now, The Earl of Texas said:

Belichek as D Coord now obvi. Clearly wants out of NE. 

Yep. It’s all in his eyes. He’s been way to chatty in his pressers too. He’d be perfect for the LHN. Can you see it? Lol. 

 

Just now, THUJONE said:

Here we go:

 

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Omg! 

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Here we go:

 

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Freaking nyt crew.

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1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

Since Covid has delayed things, I'm re-watching what should be the official series of the night shift - Peaky Blinders.  Because, the night shift makes the rules around here.

Always wanted to watch that. Wife can’t handle accents. Smh 

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Here we go:

 

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The real question, does this guy still post here

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Why was his dick in your fire pit???

 

Never mind.  Don't answer that.  I don't want to know.

I'm gonna answer it. His dick never made it in the fire pit. He was getting his dick out when he fell into the fire pit face first. 

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

The real question, does this guy still post here

Don't know. I don't post here much anymore. But it's LonghornLawyer/Ghost of LL

Just now, THUJONE said:

I'm gonna answer it. His dick never made it in the fire pit. He was getting his dick out when he fell into the fire pit face first. 

Was it Case McCoy?

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