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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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26 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Maybe Trump pulls a Budd Dwyer?

Nah... he'll shoot Jr and Eric instead. 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

We'll, I'm not taking that bet NOW.

Well I'm up for betting donations to the El Paso food bank to lighten the mood of a US president denouncing democracy

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Just had the most depressing yet hilarious conversation with my Trumper mom. First time we've talked since election day, and for some reason I thought my parents wouldn't be buying the mail fraud BS. Alas, she's telling me that the courts are going to be reversing the election because they have affidavits from postal workers about the fraud. I can only laugh to mask my embarrassment and shame for them. 

Sorry to hear that. Trump fans will all have to tell themselves lies on why trump appears to be headed to a loss. Pretty soon they will all coalesce on common talking points and won’t listen to evidence that contradicts it.

15 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Nothing like death metal + trumpkins.  Ft. First date with my AK.

 

It's an assault on the senses--those bastards!


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I remember when UT ASE department got 286s. I could process my Fortran 77 code so much faster to learn I had 19 errors.

Acosta ain’t fucking around. 

 Jim Acosta with the body slam

Hey Jr, the second-favorite offspring, this is a great way to turn those 2024 hopefuls against your dad (even more than they apparently already are).
 

This is Junior positioning himself to be the 2024 candidate.
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CNN has it down to 75.4K now

Damn how great would it be if a reporter could inform him live in this upcoming press conference that he lost the race.

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Dotard is going to be of the rails tonight. Win or lose votes don't matter anymore and neither does anything else. Who knows what he's going to say. 

What channel?

come on American unfuck yourself for at least the rest of the week

you cans do it

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

What channel?

Any news channel

Just now, NameAlreadyInUse said:

??

Flat out calling trump a liar and we need to prepare for all of his coming lies

10 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Rick Santorum is a cunt

A quick google says santorum doesn't technically have anything to do with a cunt.

Santorum is frothy anal semen mixture 

Just now, UncleSonny said:

A quick google says santorum doesn't technically have anything to do with a cunt.

It has more to do with my world

1 minute ago, staboner said:

come on American unfuck yourself for at least the rest of the week

you cans do it

No we can'ts. Do you even america bro? 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Trump GAINED over 1.1 million votes in Texas?? Good lord that's depressing. 

Mextards

Here's my quick question -- folks are saying that if Biden wins, we must engage the other side, and work to heal this country.  I think that is sound reasoning.  It is indeed what we should do.  I don't know if I have the willpower to do it, but I agree that it's what should happen.
Now, run that same play....if Trump wins a second term.  Do you think team MAGA will "reach out to the other side to unite and heal this country?"  Or.....will it be an unrestrained orgy of overreaching and "SUCK IT, LIBTARDS!" around the clock?  Come on.  We all know the answer.  The Trumpkins who have the guts to post around here have admitted as much (and provided their example of how it would go).
There is a path to healing this country if Biden wins.  It will be tough, but there's a path.
There is no path to healing if Trump wins.  In fact, the mission will be to inflict as much pain on those who "betrayed" him as possible.  It will be four years of vengeance and cruelty, and policies aimed solely at inflicting pain on those they want to hurt.
And we don't know which will happen yet.  Thus, a LITTLE BIT of anxiety.
There is no healing period. Biden winning kicks the can down the road. I would welcome the breathing room for sure. It's clear that this country is broken.

We still can't even agree that everyone deserves health care and that the wealthiest among us may have to chip in a few bucks a month to help the poors with this. The left has been trying to get that plus not discriminating against LBGTQ anymore since the fucking 90s and we can't even agree as populace. We can't even agree to let settled law from the 70s on reproductive rights just stand.

We are split in half with one side arguing that we should be like the rest of the civilized world on healthcare, racism and human rights, vs no abortions under any circumstance, crazy people can bring a high cap assault rifle anywhere, and business can do whatever it wants with no responsibility- pollute away as long as jerbs. Oh and Science is stupid
10 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Just had the most depressing yet hilarious conversation with my Trumper mom. First time we've talked since election day, and for some reason I thought my parents wouldn't be buying the mail fraud BS. Alas, she's telling me that the courts are going to be reversing the election because they have affidavits from postal workers about the fraud. I can only laugh to mask my embarrassment and shame for them. 

Bet her dinner anywhere on her dime if she loses, yours if you lose.  Ignorance should be costly.  If she doesn't take it, she doesn't believe her own bullshit. 

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11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh boy

 

My body is ready

57 minutes ago, elfenix said:

founding member of breitbart's board, DJT's final chief campaign advisor in 2016, then made chief strategist for president elect, then chief strategist of president DJT, then put on the national security council. 

 

the only way you could have missed him is by burying yourself under a rock intentionally.

Or I just don’t allocate enough of my time to pay attention to shit like that. But grind your axe if it makes you feel good.

point stands that fuck heads that speak to the masses to incite violence etc should be locked up. Maybe put him and Kathy Griffin in a cell together and throw away the key.

Just now, G650 said:

My body is ready

My liver is struggling.

Yeah my employees said "We have the Supreme Court so Biden is fucked" multiple today. Another showed me maps that were mostly red saying it was bullshit the blue could win with this kind of map. Anyone know of someone looking for a job?

Just now, Enchubben said:

Or I just don’t allocate enough of my time to pay attention to shit like that. But grind your axe if it makes you feel good.

point stands that fuck heads that speak to the masses to incite violence etc should be locked up. Maybe put him and Kathy Griffin in a cell together and throw away the key.

you should take me seriously as a poster also i don't know who these people in power are!

     -enchubben

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Acosta ain’t fucking around. 

Basically this....

 

19 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I had to quit watching CNN.  Between Santorum and Blitzer it's just a fucking beating.  That last interesting thing Blitzer said was during the first gulf war.  Santorum should be quiet and enjoy his google popularity.  He's boring and he's not good at playing the heel.  Plus he has bad opinions.  

Correction - Wolf was interesting once since the first Gulf War. 

 

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1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

 

That doesn't even include Pittsburgh's future counting either correct?

15 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I'll bet someone a $25 donation to the El Paso food bank that the trump presser doesn't start on time

You win.  

But I wouldn't have touched the bet.

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

You win.  

But I wouldn't have touched the bet.

hey can't blame a guy trying to get more donations to the food bank right? lol

Is tubby mcOrangefuck speaking yet? 

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh boy

 

We ready!

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5 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Acosta is the CNN White House correspondent. 

And weather channel hurricane guru 

I look forward to today's airing of grievances. 

15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

 


We’ve been ready, dammit!

 

 

 

This gif can't be used enough.

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Just now, NAVY said:

Is tubby mcOrangefuck speaking yet? 

Nah.  He's getting a fresh coat of bronzer.

Two minute warning.

Yeah.  About that.  That old pesky Senate might not agree.
 
It's cool she said I could crash on her couch on my way to block walk the GA Sen runoffs.

Would be really funny if somehow one of these states reported a huge number of ballots while he was speaking and the networks called the election right when his tantrum ends. 

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