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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Why is CNN sticking with this bullshit?

 

For the record.  And the amusement of their control room, etc.

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We will win because we have lots of litigation!

This lying, crybaby, motherfucker needs to go. 

I can’t believe nearly half this country voted for this asshole. 

Shep just cut it all off and is pointed out his lies one by one.  This guy needs to be institutionalized...yet here we are deciding whether or not he's gonna be the president for another 4 years.  Fuck all of his enablers.  POS MF's should all be thrown in jail. 

Ohh man, this is going to be so fun to watch him squirm between now and January. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Seriously, the gospel of tolerance has a bit of a role in all this. Adults need to be shamed for being stupid. The village idiots need to be called idiots again. I will make an exception for those with clear mental impairment but garden variety morons need to be ashamed of being morons. The internet combined with the tolerance movement has created a world where idiots are proud of being stupid and they band together which makes them even prouder.

HORROR STORIES!

SHENANINGANS!

Lulz at CNN's chyrons:

Trump says he's being cheated; Biden says count every vote

Trump complains that mail-in votes are being counted

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SHENANIGANS! 

Oh please happen during his speech.

Wish one of the reporters would just yell fuck you. 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Impressive.  Whining for 15 minutes straight.

Still going.

He has the demeanor of a man who was just served with divorce papers, and a manilla envelope full of photos of him with various mistresses.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This may be it.... or maybe get it under 1k.

 

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“In Pennsylvania they collected ballots for 3 days  after the election and we think more than that.”

sir it’s only been 2 days. 

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Imagine being the legal team for this guy and you have to try to argue this bullshit he's throwing out in a court of law. 

I had a boss who once told me, upon taking a job with him... "Milk it. Milk it for all it's worth."

They're all about those billable hours.

Dana Bash reaching out to republicans asking when they’ll stage an intervention, frickin hilarious

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This is the lowest moment in the history of American politics.  This right here.

 

We once had a sitting Vice President shoot and kill a former SecTreas out in the open of a Jersey field, but you probably haven't been able to get tickets to learn about it yet.  

Just now, tx ind said:

Dana Bash reaching out to republicans asking when they’ll stage an intervention, frickin hilarious

And fighting off tears.

 

Fucking water pipes.  
I've told people for years:  NEVER TRUST FUCKING WATER PIPES! loose GIF

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Remember Pelosi checking back in on the 25th Amendment about 2 months ago, this is why.

I'm only 10 minutes into the trump presser and it is, by far, the most pathetic political scene I've ever witness.  What. A. Pussy. 

Fucking binoculars!

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fucking binoculars

30 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Right.  His mind can only see two possibilities: he won or he got cheated.  There is no possibility that he just lost fairly.

But when the candidate that was up in all the polls wins, it's not cheating.  It's only cheating if DOTARD is cheating and didn't get away with it.  Let's see, DOTARD and his merry bunch of flunkees kneecapped the postoffice, cut down the number of polling places, reduced polling boxes, purged voter rolls, spread four years worth of disinformation and lies, robocalled voters with threats in multiple states, how many damn different ways did he try to undermine the election?  He's not a victim because he still lost, he's just a cheating losing thug.     

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I will say, I find it amazing that some journalists are still shocked by the behavior. We all knew this was where it was going to go if he lost. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

How many more votes do we have in Georgia to count?

25,687

Oooooooooooo. No wonder they are so pissy. /s

"An appellate court judge on Thursday cleared the way for the Trump campaign to more closely observe the canvassing of ballots by the Philadelphia County Board of Elections. Poll watchers were initially required to remain at least 25 feet away from tables where people were carrying on the task of scanning mail and absentee ballots inside the Pennsylvania Convention Center."

I’m watching this again and Kayleigh is sitting there nodding at every word. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

How many more votes do we have in Georgia to count?

Rachel and Joy are quizzing Kornacki on it. Gwinnett is fucky somehow 

Dana's right, when is the intervention?  The fucker can't have the football.   We need to get the counts done and the red senate needs to finish the impeachment process.  What are the rules for removing him due to incapacitation and inability to function?

Lowest point in US history in 58 years.

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm only 10 minutes into the trump presser and it is, by far, the most pathetic political scene I've ever witness.  What. A. Pussy. 

Even Nixon wasn't this crestfallen.

Fox is rebutting his claims and pointed out that the vote totals in PA and GA were going down during the speech.

 

Just now, closetohumping said:

Man even Fox doesn't believe Trump

The OAN boxes of rocks will. 

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Under 20k votes left.  Biden needs about 60% to take the lead.... Obviously, probably want 70% because still some armed services votes that will come in.

 

I now truly understand why Longhorn Lawyer had to become Ghost of Longhorn Lawyer.  I'm going to OD on trump's whining and misery. 

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