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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think that we are going to see an impeachment and removal. GOP is done with this trash time to take it out.

Probably the 25th.

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Is Philly just waiting to pull its giant schlong on the table to push Biden across the finish?

I have over a dozen guns but I can't shoot all of them at once.

6 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I have always liked Cube (Die-hard Laker fan like me and I grew up listening to him), but it would serve him well to just admit he screwed up. Something about his personality says that admission will not be forthcoming though.

Yeah, he won't. That never give up mentality is part of what made him successful, but he is going to be getting a lot of these from the brotha's when we pass him on the block.

 

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 Not meant as a slam to other dem prez candidates but does anyone think that Bernie or warren would have outperformed Biden? 2020 wouldn’t have been kind to the beliefs in this election.

The Dems nominated the best candidate to compete against trump

Just now, immamac said:

There is no way Donald Trump resigns. 

I also don't think McConnell offers him a way out of legal trouble, which I didn't foresee at the outset.

The GOP did great in Congress even while Trump lost. This tells me that a lot of Republicans voted (R) down ballot but punched one in for Biden. There's more momentum for the GOP than Trump at the moment, so now's as good of a time as any to plot a future for the GOP that doesn't cowtow to Trump.

The GOP has all the leverage they need over Trumpists at the moment. Because once they come to perceive the GOP as the only thing between them and everything they're scared of (AOC, socialism), they're going to keep voting for the GOP, even if their orange god is rotting in a prison cell.

1 minute ago, thepop said:

Pennsylvania gap is going down 5k an hour. Idk how this could end tonight. 53k gap remaining

It went down around 10K in the last 45 minutes or so.

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 Not meant as a slam to other dem prez candidates but does anyone think that Bernie or warren would have outperformed Biden? 2020 wouldn’t have been kind to the beliefs in this election.

The Dems nominated the best candidate to compete against trump

Pete and yang would have been real stronk as a ticket

57 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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Yep, they’ve been hearing for so long from Herr Donald that this election will be corrupt they’ve drank the kool-aid and got suckered in. It amazes me how stupid and gullible some idiots can be. However, they’re aggies, so - makes sense. 

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I have over a dozen guns but I can't shoot all of them at once.

Bitch, figure it out. That’s what makes us better than them.

Jesus snl cold open will be appointment tv this weekend 

And Dave Chappelle is hosting!

Going to be great!
3 minutes ago, huge said:


All those guys in Chicago that are causing all that violence.

They don’t vote.

Carry on

   Felons don't vote, but they WILL be the first one to blast when it comes down to it.

 Not meant as a slam to other dem prez candidates but does anyone think that Bernie or warren would have outperformed Biden? 2020 wouldn’t have been kind to the beliefs in this election.
The Dems nominated the best candidate to compete against trump
I think Bernie would have won the Rust Belt and the election, performing similarly from an electoral perspective, perhaps losing Georgia.
Any other candidate from the primary would have lost.
4 minutes ago, huge said:


All those guys in Chicago that are causing all that violence.

They don’t vote.

Carry on

But they’ll get out and shoot the shit out of white trumpers looking for trouble. 

Assuming this goes where it's leading...

 

Does Pence pull the 25th Amendment on Trump before Inauguration day should be a betting line.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:


And Dave Chappelle is hosting!

Going to be great!

Also Foo Fighters.

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If anything, McConnell would force resignation with the credible threat of impeachment and removal.  I don’t think he will do that but I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump resigns on his own to get a blanket pardon from Pence for federal crimes.  He’s still liable for State crimes.  Anyway, Trump isn’t getting impeached again. It’s too exhausting on everyone involved and nothing to be gained politically. 

He definitely wouldn’t do it. The Trumpers are still to mad and it will take a few cycles for them to get over this. Mitch won’t waste a single ounce of political capital on that fuck now that he’s useless to him. He’s just going to stop blocking the falling rocks coming for trump. 

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is the best blue balls I've ever had. 

Democrats have been edging for 3 nights now. GA being called will be the equivalent of whoever your ol lady is blowing air onto it and releasing everywhere.

That graphic explanation was brought to you by Thirsty Goat beer. I haven’t been on the receiving end of that, except I have.

 

24 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Maybe Jimmy will let Trump join Habitat for Humanity...

 

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He’s going need community service hours so

Have watched SNL probably three times in my life but might have to tune in for some Dave Chappelle this weekend. 

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

There is no way Donald Trump resigns. 

I can imagine he might if he feels assured of a pardon.

It also gets him out of attending Biden’s inauguration. 

So, for you Cowboys' fans, how does it feel to root for Philadelphia?

3 minutes ago, ndawg said:

The GOP has all the leverage they need over Trumpists at the moment. Because once they come to perceive the GOP as the only thing between them and everything they're scared of (AOC, socialism), they're going to keep voting for the GOP, even if their orange god is rotting in a prison cell.

We watched the Tea Party movement rise up, stir shit up, then be co-opted by the GOP,  all the while the Tea Partiers were thinking that those GOP guys who came in and started guiding the Tea Party folks, were there because they were tired of the GOP and the TP was where they wanted to be.  Only to find out that those GOP guys were still GOP guys.

Same thing here.  Trump losing means Mitch and the Mechanics are going to put the twist on Trump supporters and give them the options of supporting the GOP, or being forced to change their gender and get gay-married by the Dems.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jesus snl cold open will be appointment tv this weekend 

Fuck the cold open with Baldwin and Carrey.  Give me the new monologue from the host Dave Chappelle.  Must See TV.

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Like vote counters, I'm old and slow.

And I'm enjoying the mail in ballots in Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, PA.

It's causing a meltdown among Trumpers and I'm here for it after shoving Dotard in our face for four long years.

7 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Probably the 25th.

That is harder than impeachment to pull off.  

Fuck it I'm turning PA and GA blue on the map. 

What if the major networks are following the “3 outlets calling it” rule? Maybe they’ll call it now that you have
Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

Tommy illustrating yet again that he's not fit for office and doesn't understand how the whole system works.

4 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

So, for you Cowboys' fans, how does it feel to root for Philadelphia?

This is the one time I'm totally okay with it.

Dilly dilly, thank you Philly!!!!!! 

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I think Bernie would have won the Rust Belt and the election, performing similarly from an electoral perspective, perhaps losing Georgia.
Any other candidate from the primary would have lost.

I’m absolutely sure Bernie would’ve won in 16. Democratic support outside major urban areas in the rust belt would not have collapsed the way it did.

I’m not sure about this year. Millions of previous non voters have joined Cult 45. Some portion of Midwestern suburbanites would’ve been scared by the socialism bullshit. I don’t know if black voters come out for Bernie like they did Biden.

Tommy might be the dumbest senator, and that's not easy

At least 73K mail-ins left in Philly. Those alone may be able to close the 53K gap currently remaining, before you even get to the other 150K votes still out.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That is harder than impeachment to pull off.  

Besides, person, woman, man, camera. 

 

I created a monster.

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1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

And I'm enjoying the mail in ballots in Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, PA.

It's causing a meltdown among Trumpers and I'm here for it after shoving Dotard in our face for four long years.

It’s the death by 1,000 pin pricks I’m enjoying. Just an antagonizingly slow gutting 

There are no members left in Trump's cabinet who aren't complete shitheels.  There's no way they can go the 25th route.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We watched the Tea Party movement rise up, stir shit up, then be co-opted by the GOP,  all the while the Tea Partiers were thinking that those GOP guys who came in and started guiding the Tea Party folks, were there because they were tired of the GOP and the TP was where they wanted to be.  Only to find out that those GOP guys were still GOP guys.

Same thing here.  Trump losing means Mitch and the Mechanics are going to put the twist on Trump supporters and give them the options of supporting the GOP, or being forced to change their gender and get gay-married by the Dems.

Indeed. Without Trump to embolden their spirits, the Trumpists have only their fear left. The GOP can always control them by their fear.

I just wish I could have told them, in the Trump/Pence years...

1 minute ago, 27-25 said:

Tommy illustrating yet again that he's not fit for office and doesn't understand how the whole system works.

Dude is the perfect Alabama Senator for its present day Form. And I like people from Alabama, even though they talk slow as shit.

I expect somebody on texags to drop the N bomb

 

3 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

So, for you Cowboys' fans, how does it feel to root for Philadelphia?

 

 


LFG

8 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Assuming this goes where it's leading...

 

Does Pence pull the 25th Amendment on Trump before Inauguration day should be a betting line.

No. He’s going to run in 24 and he needs the favor of the Trumpers. 

It’s the death by 1,000 pin pricks I’m enjoying. Just an antagonizingly slow gutting 

Yeah, it’s slow and grinding for us.

But take pleasure in the fact that Trump is helplessly watching this slip away just as slowly over the past two days, and realizing no one is coming to save him.
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