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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

CNN needs a new person in Arizona, not only for their math skills, but overall demeanor.

 

 

Probably only volunteered for the assignment due to the co-eds out there. 

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1 minute ago, heso said:

Clayton county is gonna flip Georgia blue tonight. 

 

Yup. Over 5500 votes left to count there.

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Clayton county has 5725 votes left, and Biden has been getting over 80% there. 

Well fuck me sideways. 

80% of Clayton would do it

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hopefully the trend continues and each successive dump leans Biden a little more 

PA certainly will. It's 12000 every hour until they call it a night. 

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

GA isn’t going Biden. Not enough votes left.

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How many votes does Clayton county have coming in? 

A million.

 Not meant as a slam to other dem prez candidates but does anyone think that Bernie or warren would have outperformed Biden? 2020 wouldn’t have been kind to the beliefs in this election.
The Dems nominated the best candidate to compete against trump
Agreed. I mentioned earlier, we can't even agree that everyone should have basic access to healthcare, and we are not even close to resolving that. Maybe do that and stop putting kids in cages, then we can discuss dessert.
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hopefully the trend continues and each successive dump leans Biden a little more 

Most likely scenario

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

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Clayton county has 5726 votes coming at 11PM CST.  Their last batch was 86/14 Biden.  There are still provisional ballots that won't be counted until next week as well, so Huck is right - Georgia is not getting called this week.

That would be a net of around 4000 to Joe. 

So which Network has the balls to make a call?

Just now, Helobious said:

It’s actually somewhat good Biden’s lead in AZ is vanishing as votes come in. It makes it painfully obvious to the world the hypocrisy of “stop the count” in PA & GA.

You're missing it again. The world is fine with the results. It's Bubba that is a concern. 

19 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion

I see you didn't take my advice to pause before posting dumb shit.  Come on, try again, I know you can do it.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

So which Network has the balls to make a call?

As soon as PA goes up, they all will. Even by 1 vote. That's what they are waiting for right now. No clue when it happens.

1 hour ago, G650 said:

 

i'd like to see this guy debate chris christie

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39 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

We've had Veep in real life the last 4 years, may as well end it the same way

holy shit i know i've seen this episode but that anne frank bat mitzvah line

29 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I’m absolutely sure Bernie would’ve won in 16. Democratic support outside major urban areas in the rust belt would not have collapsed the way it did.

 

Crazy talk bro. You underestimate how susceptible most average voters are to the slander of socialism. Anyone who thinks Bernie would ever stand a chance is out of they got dam mind.

Sean Hannity is on Fox News rn if you want to watch things potentially get called during his time slot.

They are hitting the Philly Benghazi hard right now.

Just now, Gourmand said:

Crazy talk bro. You underestimate how susceptible most average voters are to the slander of socialism. Anyone who thinks Bernie would ever stand a chance is out of they got dam mind.

Wait you mean the people who are afraid of socialism like the cubans and venezuelans wouldn't have voted for bernie. 

Wow. They didn't fucking vote for Biden either regard

 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

So which Network has the balls to make a call?

Tell me which one has the best connections in PA and I can answer that 

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

The world is fine with the results. It's Bubba that is a concern. 

Sure is. 

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Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Sean Hannity is on Fox News rn if you want to watch things potentially get called during his time slot.

They are hitting the Philly Benghazi hard right now.

going to add fox news into my youtubetv channel listing rn

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I see you didn't take my advice to pause before posting dumb shit.  Come on, try again, I know you can do it.

Arizona is looking good for Trump today and tonight. It's going to be close.

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They were just saying on NBC that Biden won't make a speech tonight, even if it's called. Lame. 

Georgia and Pennsylvania will be called within minutes of each other tonight 

15 minutes ago, Mango4 said:

Jesus, Kristi Noem sucks.

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She better because she's dumb as a box of hammers ...

They were just saying on NBC that Biden won't make a speech tonight, even if it's called. Lame. 

I mean it is past his bedtime

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Just now, gmr548 said:


I mean it is past his bedtime

After the last couple days, it’s also past my bedtime. 

9 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yup.  5700 votes left and Biden is brining them in at a 85% clip.  He is down in GA by 2500 votes.  Even I can do the math.  GA is going to go to Biden unless the military ballots flip it next week.

I wouldn’t worry about the military ballots. The president called them “ losers” and “suckers”.

13 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Georgia or Arizona really needs to come through for Biden.  If this comes down to one state (Pennsylvania) Trump is going to make life hell over the coming weeks/months.   Bush v. Gore but with a violent populace.  

You’re forgetting about NV

Georgia and Pennsylvania will be called within minutes of each other tonight 

How many military ballots are possible from Georgia in the next week? Only A 2k lead in Georgia makes me nervous and I wouldn’t think they call it?
1 minute ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

You’re forgetting about NV

Yeah. NV is a stone-cold lock. Only reason no one has called it yet is due to uncertainty over AZ. The second GA or PA gets called, NV will follow post-haste.

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Nevada won’t release because they don’t want the crazies showing up after Fox calls it. It has to be GA or PA and PA has gone Dem way too much for massive uprisings to happen in the state.

Just now, sachick said:


How many military ballots are possible from Georgia in the next week? Only A 2k lead in Georgia makes me nervous and I wouldn’t think they call it?

To add, how many provisional  and military ballots are expected?

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

As soon as PA goes up, they all will. Even by 1 vote. That's what they are waiting for right now. No clue when it happens.

This is what I see happening as well. They know Trump can’t hold onto PA but they want to let the state announce the lead change, and then they will call Pa and then the presidency for Biden. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is some level of discussion with Biden’s camp to get him ready to give a speech.

I am starting to think that the Republican legislators in Pennsylvania who set the election rules were playing some 4D chess.

It will come down, close enough, to Philadelphia giving Donald J Trump the middle finger to send him off, hopefully to hell. And that might be remembered for a long long time :)

Forget Pennsylvania at your mortal peril!

 

 

6 minutes ago, thepop said:

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Tubs got attention from UAB's Indiana Jones of Space, who discovers lost civilizations on her lunch break. One of her fingernails has more synapses than Tommy's brain.

 

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So which Network has the balls to make a call?

Tell me which one has the best connections in PA and I can answer that 

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