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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Fuck the Republicans for eternity giving these nutjobs sway over their party.

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1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

Call it CNN

They're waiting on it getting out of recount territory. It might be a while.

The border city of Nogales

1 minute ago, Eastwood said:

Well, sure, but that doesn't do anything to help Trump in the courts. Cruz has a legit legal resume and doesn't seem to be offering any opinions on the matters in the courts. Both Graham and McConnell were both attorneys and don't seem to be offering any opinions on the legal challenges, either. There are legit legal eagles that the Rs can tap into but we haven't really heard any of them stepping up to the plate.

Question for which I don't know the answer:  Can acting Senators provide legal representation to the Republican Party -- or any other litigant -- in a civil proceeding?

Ronna McDaniel on FoxNews claiming voter irregularities in Michigan are 'serious'.  Won't actually say what they are - but repeats that they're 'serious'.

 

Claims Republicans weren't allowed to watch in any of the big cities.

 

So basically completely full of shit and they have nothing.

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

Call it CNN

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1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

They're waiting on it getting out of recount territory. It might be a while.

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The math is obvious

Just now, South Austin said:

1.  I don't think Ted Cruz has been silent.  He was discussing with Hannity yesterday all the "illegal" election activity going on in Pennsylvania.  He's joined the other Republican's in their allegations that this election is rigged.

2.  Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.

Well, if anyone could show their work and make a case as to why it was illegal, it's Cruz. My point is that we have yet to see evidence that he is assisting in the actual legal effort. He's just assisting in the anger mongering effort.

41 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

I don't want dumbasses in Lubbock, Abilene, Tyler, Waco, etc., deciding what's best for me in Austin, but here we are.

how you gonna leave college station off your list?

10 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

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And we legalized weed, and we increased public school funding by raising taxes on the rich, AND WE ELECTED MARK KELLY.

This gif needs gritty instead of Leo.

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Kelly declared winner in Az. 

hangin tough new kids on the block GIF

16 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I really want the final EC count to be the reverse of 2016 against Trump. It would be the chef's kiss. 

That's more likely to happen than not.

It's probably bad that I've never wanted anything more in life than I want a Cinderella gif with Trump running from the tolling clock tower and his carriage turning back into a pumpkin.

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

how you gonna leave college station off your list?

Same way he'd say that he hopes he doesn't get the flu this winter, or a cold, or Covid, but he leaves leprosy off the list.

6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Fuck the Republicans for eternity giving these nutjobs sway over their party.

Can we please start taxing these fuckers yet?

26 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Arizona decreases the lead for Biden a bit

As pointed out by the CNN stat nerd, it's not nearly the percentage he needed (of course we're at the point where that state doesn't matter anyways). He needs something to the effect of 61% and this latest dump was barely into the 50's. Trump will lose AZ

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5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Kelly declared winner in Az. 

2 Democratic Senators, thanks to the political brilliance of Doug Ducey and Martha McSally.

 

You love to see it.

8 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Fuck the Republicans for eternity giving these nutjobs sway over their party.

Jay Leno transitioned? 

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

More from the American caliphate:

 

When the dust settles, I'd love to pull together a list of the best nicknames for the Trumpkin movement.  My short list:

  • Y'all Qaeda
  • Vanilla ISIS
  • Howdy Arabians
  • American Caliphate

Whatchagot, Surly?

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Question for which I don't know the answer:  Can acting Senators provide legal representation to the Republican Party -- or any other litigant -- in a civil proceeding?

A cursory Google search seems to reveal that there is a restriction on engaging in "professional activity" for which they are compensated for, but again, that was just a cursory search.

Just now, Gourmand said:

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Which is so funny because Trumpism is 100% about feelings

Just now, hpslugga said:

Which is so funny because Trumpism is 100% about feelings

I wish I could give you multiple Gritties.

Biden lead in NV jumps to over 22k. 

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Nevada increases for Biden

Just now, Gap03 said:

When the dust settles, I'd love to pull together a list of the best nicknames for the Trumpkin movement.  My short list:

  • Y'all Qaeda
  • Vanilla ISIS
  • Howdy Arabians
  • American Caliphate

Whatchagot, Surly?

None of that works.

Trump's movement is primarily rooted in economically secure white people, not rednecks and yokels. It's not the guys who rebuild the engines on the trucks, it's the guys who own and manage the dealership.

38 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The Gritty "Fuck Around and Find Out" reaction just made my day.  Props.

Does it count as positive or negative rep?

Clark putting the nail in Trump's coffin. Call it.

2 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

When the dust settles, I'd love to pull together a list of the best nicknames for the Trumpkin movement.  My short list:

  • Y'all Qaeda
  • Vanilla ISIS
  • Howdy Arabians
  • American Caliphate

Whatchagot, Surly?

Dumbasses works for me. 

Nevada needs to be called

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

I wish I could give you multiple Gritties.

Well I mean if you stripped feelings out of Trumpism, you're left with nothing but a cardboard cutout of Trump when an in-person appearance was promised to you on a cold day in the middle of the worst pandemic in post-WWII history.

7 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

This is awesome. 

Agreed - love the reference to her daughters, "Amy Erica, Ginger Anne and Clitter."

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You're not going to believe this guys - but debt matters again:

 

Fuck your own face Lady G

41 minutes ago, immamac said:

Limited time addition.

I think Gritty will be the judge of that.

2 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Which is so funny because Trumpism is 100% about feelings

conservatism is 100% factless rage and fear.  ANTIFA IS GOING TO MARCH INTO YOUR CULDESAC AND FORCE YOU TO GET GAY MARRIED TO YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!!

A lot of single female librarians are currently swiping left or right in search of Gritty. 

4 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

When the dust settles, I'd love to pull together a list of the best nicknames for the Trumpkin movement.  My short list:

  • Y'all Qaeda
  • Vanilla ISIS
  • Howdy Arabians
  • American Caliphate

Whatchagot, Surly?

"Rewbs" for Jesus

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Does it count as positive or negative rep?

posrep, just bumped you up a point

CNN CALLED IT, MARK KELLY IS MY SENATOR 

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

 

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