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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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How can you have your head so far up your own ass that you can ask this question honestly?

You have to remember, they think grabbing each other in the pussy is normal... Probably required for corp admittance.

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10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Will hurt even more when you realize he's Oklahoma State colors. 

Nothing can hurt me right now, asshole.  Especially bickering about the shade of orange you support.  

8 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

There really is one for everything isn't there?
 

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12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So this election came down to black vote, white males, and suburban women? 

And the streets of...

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Small increase for Joe.  Doesn't look like he's going to hit that 100k margin number, but with Alleghany and 40k provisionals in Philly, he could still come out around 50-60kish.  Maybe 75k if margins are really large.

 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

 

That should be about a 20,000 net to Biden. 

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Will hurt even more when you realize he's Oklahoma State colors. 

You could tattoo "Oklahoma State" on every person in Philly, and it would still be the least Oklahoma State place in the country.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That should be about a 20,000 net to Biden. 

I thought Philadelphia county mail in were coming at almost 90%?

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That should be about a 20,000 net to Biden. 

That will be a net 30K to Biden.

7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Green man also makes an appearance seeing how much attention Gritty is getting.

An eventual fight between the two (a recycled storyline) brings out two Philly bros who then proceed to beat down Charlie as Greenman.

Minor correction, green man costume was stolen by cricket on the way to the super bowl. So he will take the beat downs, which is very cricket. 

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The crying.  The tears.  I want MOARRRR

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Clark County pit boss is back on CNN with some kind of story about how they counted outstanding pages instead of outstanding ballots.  Some staffer was confused because the ballot had 2 pages this year.

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Green man also makes an appearance seeing how much attention Gritty is getting.

An eventual fight between the two (a recycled storyline) brings out two Philly bros who then proceed to beat down Charlie as Greenman.

Thank you!  Couldn’t figure out how to work charlie into the ep. 

2 minutes ago, Longhornmaniac8 said:

That will be a net 30K to Biden.

Yeah but the provisional ballots will take a couple days to count/verify

Provisional ballots are when people maybe requested a mail-in-ballot but didn't want their vote to get fucked by USPS, so came in and voted. So the county has to make sure the mail in ballot wasn't counted before they can count the provisional. (one of the scenarios)

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The crying.  The tears.  I want MOARRRR

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I may have completely nuked this thread. No regrets

Matt Drudge twisting the knife with this right near the top of his site:

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54 minutes ago, mdmost said:

INTO MY VEINS! MAIN LINE THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO ME!!!!

 

Has your step mom been asking about me? Did she tell you guys where she's gonna reside or no? 

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Gritty has breached security at the White House

Currently happening in the White House bunker:  Ivanka explaining to a crying Trump that he can't be president anymore while she nurses him. 

Nevada 

63K still outstanding to be counted

edit: IN CLARK COUNTY (Democrat)

 

 

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Sounds like the count in PA is going to be a bit closer than we thought. Seems like the outstanding ballot numbers we’ve been hearing included naked ballots and ballots that would be thrown out for other reasons. At least in some counties. No clue why they would have ever included the naked ballots in the count if they were going to be tossed. 

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Currently happening in the White House bunker:  Ivanka explaining to a crying Trump that he can't be president anymore while she nurses him. 

That's some Grapes of Wrath shit...(shudder)

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6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

lol

Lost it at the image of 44 and 46 with the rainbow flags that they changed to the profile pic for the group. Hahaha.

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Hey repubs, you left this in Philly

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1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

 

I had this queued up if Texas turned blue. Karl Urban would have been Beto wearing a cowboy hat.

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Just now, freyguy said:

That's some Grapes of Wrath shit...(shudder)

Harkonnen of Dune.

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Or straight Mad Max - Matron Fury Milk:

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2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Oh my God

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7 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Currently happening in the White House bunker:  Ivanka explaining to a crying Trump that he can't be president anymore while she nurses him. 

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Just now, Pancho said:

 

Can yall imagine the panic in the white house? Imagine the look on Trumps face. Imagine the faces of these aids who are making these desperate phone calls.

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