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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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You know, Philly is pretty nice compared to the rest of New Jersey

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21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

To quote my business partner who is from Durango, Mexico, concerning an unrelated matter...."I don't give a fuck"

1 minute ago, thepop said:

Can yall imagine the panic in the white house? Imagine the look on Trumps face. Imagine the faces of these aids who are making these desperate phone calls.

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Yep. He's a spoiled rich kid who is incapable of coping with being told no, and he was just told "no" by the greatest country on Earth. He has no outs and he doesn't know how to deal with it. He's going to lash out and go through the entire grieving process violently and childishly, just like his supporters are doing right now. It's just going to take him a bit longer.

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I picture a bunch of Dan Egan's on the phone trying to kiss a lot of ass.

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How is started: 

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How it’s going:

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1 hour ago, landman said:

No.  I want people in Texas to decide for Texas.  If the other 49 states decide differently, I have no problem with that.  

Maybe a Republic is not for you.

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3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

How is started: 

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How it’s going:

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Yeah I'm supposed to be doing a sailboat race there next week too. FML.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

Just drop off the key, Lee.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

Yeah I'm supposed to be doing a sailboat race there next week too. FML.

Humble brag game strong to quite strong. 

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My girl Kaitlan Collins in good spirits on CNN right now. Must be nice looking at four years of not trying to get dipshit press secretaries/president to admit that the sky is not in fact purple. 

21 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Knitty Gritty?

22 minutes ago, WBT said:

Clark County pit boss is back on CNN with some kind of story about how they counted outstanding pages instead of outstanding ballots.  Some staffer was confused because the ballot had 2 pages this year.

Total clown show in Nevada. Thank God this is getting resolved in PA today. 

2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Humble brag game strong to quite strong. 

He's sailing the Barnacle. 

#blackvotesmatter

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Nobody likes a loser. SAD!

45 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

AP needs to call it. 

I am growing increasingly angry at the networks for not calling NV or PA

Just now, Underdog said:

He's sailing the Barnacle. 

So apparently non idiot Floridians call DeSantis "Captain Ron". To which I reply that is massively offensive to the actual Captain Ron.

The Philly Special has now taken down the Patriots and Trump.

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I will never not rep gritty for gritty memes when I have gritty to rep.

Gritty stole all my rep.

34 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

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A 24 hour camera reality show featuring Ivanka in prison would go a long way to clearing up Don's $600m debt. Actually, another one on another channel watching Jared in prison with wrongly imprisoned, over-sentenced men of color might also be fun. 

(I abhor prison rape, so not joking about that. Just watching a guy in for stealing a car eyeballing Jared at lunch would be a scream.) Uh, can I have the salt please? Nope.

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He's sailing the Barnacle. 

Isn’t that a fish restaurant?

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I am growing increasingly angry at the networks for not calling NV or PA

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold out of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

Biden lead is 13,371 currently 

Needs 19,130 more to hit threshold

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Do you know how strange it feels to rep Philly? I mean the place is a shithole of horrible. But then that horrible ups and fucking redeems itself!

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold out of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

 

What is it currently?

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Isn’t that a fish restaurant?

Only during Lent. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

 

This is the same reasoning given by the MSNBC 'decision-maker'.  

Apparently they didn't want to call PA before Biden had a lead because they didn't want to fuel any Trump conspiracy theories - even though they've known for awhile that Biden was going to take the lead and win.

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

#blackvotesmatter

not just votes according to this "gentleman" ...

 

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

I am growing increasingly angry at the networks for not calling NV or PA

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Holy shit on the gritty memes

What happens when the networks won’t call it before Biden’s speech tonight? It’s just annoying at this point. 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold out of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

Biden lead is 13,371 currently 

Needs 19,130 more to hit threshold

Bullshit. Wisconsin was called and the number is within the recount threshold. It’s been over since yesterday 

The crying.  The tears.  I want MOARRRR
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That was well done.

Damn, @ChiTownDoc's sales reps must be pulling some serious commissions off of his account to let themselves get savaged like that.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Long Live Pennsylvania.

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Seal that deck homeboy!

3 minutes ago, skeeter said:

not just votes according to this "gentleman" ...

 

Twitter spanked my peepee(timeout), someone who has an account bag this sob for me, please. 

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Long Live Pennsylvania.

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Nice tat.

41 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You have to remember, they think grabbing each other in the pussy is normal... Probably required for corp admittance.

Squeezing and Jarring.  What else does anyone need to know about Aggy.

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