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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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5 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

But who else in that party has anywhere near the pull of trump? It was decades of celebrity culminating in that stupid reality tv show that set him up. No one else on that side has anywhere near that. 

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2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I read this as a bud light real men of genius commercial.

 

Those were so great.

They should bring that back.

Just now, 'stache said:

I think it only works if he's a celebrity. Trump has been known forever as the "self-made" billionair real estate tycoon with the funny hair and crazy opinions. Who else outside of politics could pull that off? James Woods? Tommy Tubberville? Ted Nugent? I just don't see anyone else out there that could compare to the trump phenomenon.

$100 says we see Eric, Ivanka, or Donald Jr. make a run in the near future.  The Trump name will be the Kennedy equivalent for the far right crazies.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

$100 says we see Eric, Ivanka, or Donald Jr. make a run in the near future.  The Trump name will be the Kennedy equivalent for the far right crazies.

Maybe. But I think donald's fake wealth is going to fade pretty quick when he's not in power anymore.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Now it's ok to lock up political opponents?

It is when they are fucking criminals!

4 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

But who else in that party has anywhere near the pull of trump? It was decades of celebrity culminating in that stupid reality tv show that set him up. No one else on that side has anywhere near that. 

 

Just now, 'stache said:

I think it only works if he's a celebrity. Trump has been known forever as the "self-made" billionair real estate tycoon with the funny hair and crazy opinions. Who else outside of politics could pull that off? James Woods? Tommy Tubberville? Ted Nugent? I just don't see anyone else out there that could compare to the trump phenomenon.

Maybe, but the GOP is now littered with members that emulate Trump's fire-and-brimstone, scorched earth political tactics.  Will they have the chutzpah to pull together a coalition of assholes like Trump has in a national election?  I dunno, but they will be there, trying their shittiest.

I'm telling you, Charlie Sheen and some ultra evangelical white guy for VP would probably put up a solid showing.

I can see all the #WINNING merch now at the rallies.

I've seen this a bunch on Facebook today. People are screaming that there are more tabulated votes in Michigan (or Wisconsin) than registered voters (something something).

Its a misleading facebook post, using 2018 voter registration and comparing that with 2020 votes. Trying to manipulate morons, well not trying. My moronic family members fell for it. Snopes was on the case immediately.

PA updates coming in pretty quickly now, Trump lead down to ~267k.

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

$100 says we see Eric, Ivanka, or Donald Jr. make a run in the near future.  The Trump name will be the Kennedy equivalent for the far right crazies.

That's far more likely than a reasonable candidate emerging.

wrap this bitch up tonight and let's go to the house and relax.  

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7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Georgia:

So needs about 72/73% of that vote to make out the ground???  Apparently been running about 78% with those votes.

I think I found swam:
 

Too lucid. Ankle seems sound.

GA still narrowing. ~58k

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7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Now it's ok to lock up political opponents?

If there's massive amounts of evidence of crimes committed and they're subjected to a fair trial then yes. Always has been even if it wasn't followed through on. Problem is now things have gotten so rotten, Including possibly trump and DeJoy attempting to steal the election by tampering with the post office and mail in votes from big cities in swing states, that to ignore it would only invite worse later. 

Come on Georgia!

Some guy on Fox News saying Hillary never conceded so why would Trump ever concede the election? Uh what

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If he doesn't win Georgia it's still going to be under a point.  I think that's a good sign GA is changing.  A lot of that tightening is going to stay sticky after Trump.  They are a whole lot closer to blue than Texas is.

2 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

 

That’s a great line at the end 

“we’ve gone from picking cotton to picking presidents”

love it


Trying to manipulate morons, well not trying. My moronic family members fell for it.

Thoughts and prayers.


May I recommend you try 23 and Me to find your real family?
Just now, Old Freak Nasty said:

If he doesn't win Georgia it's still going to be under a point.  I think that's a good sign GA is changing.  A lot of that tightening is going to stay sticky after Trump.  They are a whole lot closer to blue than Texas is.

Well the state has actually voted for Democrats since 1976 too. 

2 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

The GOP will run Cardi B

I mean, it would be an improvement.

God damnit Nevada. I want to see AZ and NV called tonight so I can sleep easy.

Just now, 'stache said:

God damnit Nevada. I want to see AZ and NV called tonight so I can sleep easy.

Yeah, wtf Nevada. They want all the attention to themselves tomorrow. 

34 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Trump's PA lead is down to 4.9% (292K) with just 85% counted. That's down from 8.1% with 80% counted.

If the trends hold, Biden should be able to catch up with enough remaining to eventually pull ahead.

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26 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're underestimating their ability to find another raving lunatic.

Alex Jones, please pick up the white(red and blue) courtesy phone.

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Yeah, wtf Nevada. They want all the attention to themselves tomorrow. 

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Maybe. But I think donald's fake wealth is going to fade pretty quick when he's not in power anymore.

Donald's old wealth is gone, for sure.  I hope his legal issues tie him up,  because I haven't seen anything out of this guy for the last ten years that makes me think he'd hesitate a second to leverage all of the classified intelligence he has had access to in order to find some way of digging out of the hole.

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

The fuck Nevada?  Did y'all need to go hit the tables today or something??

 

Vegas needs a few more days of betting.

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PA is 265K now with about 1.07 mm to be counted.

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6 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

The GOP will run Cardi B

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If Biden gets enough PA votes tonight to offset any difference in remaining mail-in / absentee votes, it will be interesting to see if Fox calls PA for Biden to put him over the top.

Ya know, if this whole financial reporter gig doesn’t work out for her, Julia Chatterly could make a killing making ASMR videos on Pornhub. 

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