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42 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Critically, we have no more money we can pump into the economy in the likely (and statistically inevitable) event of an economic downturn before 2020. We already expended our available economic stimulus with the trump tax cut. Go figure that a con man has been using every short-term "win" lever as quickly as they can with no regard to its sustainability.

Yeah, but they get to blame Democrats which doesn't require logic or anything to substantiate the accusations.   They've discredited logic, science, the FBI and facts so they only need DonCon to vomit the Dems crashed the economy, lock her up and that's really it. 

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Saudi Arms deal started with 40k jobs, Trump now says a million. Claims Middle Easterners are included in the caravan. Lyin' Ted is now Beautiful Ted.  Pulling a middle class tax cut out of his ass and says they'll vote on it right after the mid-terms.  Poll numbers must be bad, so a con man is literally making stuff up in order to save his own ass.

He thinks Republicans are really, really stupid. And he'll be proven right again. These people are conspiring against their own country, and it won't be forgiven or forgotten. 

I'll be hitting the scotch early tonight. 

 

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But Tahoe is cool with a man lying about major policy issues. And pumping stimulus into the economy for no sane reason, but for sure following the EXACT pattern of almost every bankrupt enterprise: burn through cash, including outrageous compensation for the folks at the top, screaming “of course we’re doing well - would a business in trouble have a caviar vending machine in the executive lounge?!?!”....until the money runs out. The investors - we the people - eat a shit sandwich. But the guys up top, who cares, they got theirs.

Trump is following the financially irresponsible sham business that’s just a name on the sign and fake glitz, heading to bankruptcy script to the letter. And Tahoe, who is demonstrating himself to be a slavish moron, cheers it.

When it all comes crashing down - as it must - he’ll be nowhere to be found. Except, perhaps, to blame everyone else for not catching America as it falls:

As the old Texas saying goes: the shit doesn't fall far from the shitstain. Or something like that.

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18 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

 


What a fucking idiot.

 

Every accusation is a confession.

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Idiocracy was prophecy.

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

That might be my mom in the MAGA hat.  Hard to tell, all those idiots look alike.

17 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Idiocracy was prophecy.

I continue to be amazed that the vacuum created by empty headed MAGA morons, combined with Trump's hot air doesn't cause the rallies to collapse upon themselves into a great big black hole from which nothing can escape.  One can dream...

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That might be my mom in the MAGA hat.  Hard to tell, all those idiots look alike.

you saying all white people look alike?

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you saying all white people look alike?

Js1- Did you just call your mom an idiot?

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3 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Js1- Did you just call your mom an idiot?

I think he did. 

37 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

we are in a civil war folks. logic and thinking lost a long fucking time ago.  this country is diseased. 20 years rolling saying the same thing - the fucking system is the enemy. its needs to die before we all do. voting in a few democrats ain't changing shit. 

have a good monday friends. no nukes yet today. hope to at least make it to whiskey o'clock radiation free.

7 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Why can't the Donald handle this?

Because he's a developer, not a leader.

Time’s up Republicans. 

You had your chance to fix shit.

Congrats on the judges tho

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2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Time’s up Republicans. 

You had your chance to fix shit.

Congrats on the judges tho

I hope you're right, but I just don't see it. I don't think their time is anywhere near up.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean......

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2 posts that demonstrate in a nutshell why this country is so fucked. 

What happened to Rudy?

I expected the Cryptkeeper to be all into Halloween...

8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

2 posts that demonstrate in a nutshell why this country is so fucked. 

they are idiots.

Mr. Trump is an idiot.

What is happening to this country?

Just now, yoladu said:

they are idiots.

Mr. Trump is an idiot.

What is happening to this country?

Fear and loathing. Mostly fear. And a pretty unhealthy dose of greed as well. 

never been closer to a denuclearized korean peninsula in our country's history, apparently

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

One photo of the refugees that has been widely circulated this morning was actually taken in 2016 . . . near Copenhagen.

Not Copenhagen Mexico.  Copenhagen Denmark.

Hordes!

Oh, you mean the People’s March Against Unisex Bathrooms?

 

in Sweden this week.  Haven’t run into a multi stall bathroom that wasn’t unisex. Have yet to be raped. Which is disappointing to be honest. I mean throw a rock around here. Jeez. But they do seem to have figured this bathroom thing out. 

Oh, you mean the People’s March Against Unisex Bathrooms?
 
in Sweden this week.  Haven’t run into a multi stall bathroom that wasn’t unisex. Have yet to be raped. Which is disappointing to be honest. I mean throw a rock around here. Jeez. But they do seem to have figured this bathroom thing out. 


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8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Oh, you mean the People’s March Against Unisex Bathrooms?

 

in Sweden this week.  Haven’t run into a multi stall bathroom that wasn’t unisex. Have yet to be raped. Which is disappointing to be honest. I mean throw a rock around here. Jeez. But they do seem to have figured this bathroom thing out. 

They decided to outlaw rape in unisex bathrooms. Quite genius actually. We should try that. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Oh, you mean the People’s March Against Unisex Bathrooms?

 

in Sweden this week.  Haven’t run into a multi stall bathroom that wasn’t unisex. Have yet to be raped. Which is disappointing to be honest. I mean throw a rock around here. Jeez. But they do seem to have figured this bathroom thing out. 

Must spread.

"a lot of young people" Every person behind him minus a kid is over 35

Space Force t-shirt behind Cruz 

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totally botched the "Everything is bigger in Texas"

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Just now, Continental Op said:

Is Rafael Cruz there? 

Book depository across the street. 

Donald Trump saying that the democrats started the caravan

Just now, Celery Man said:

Donald Trump saying that the democrats started the caravan

and boy they are starting to regret it! 

a clean 15 minutes on how George Washington actually nominated 100% of the judges on the supreme court during his time

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Is Cruz even at this thing? 

He was the opening act. 

Just now, Continental Op said:

He was the opening act. 

Really more of a fluffer 

So for the super smart Trump conservatives we have here on the surl - do you watch this and think "This is really good, you guys who think it is ridiculous are just brainwashed.", or are you watching this and understanding how Trump is talking to these people, and thinking that you are not these people?

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