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1 hour ago, Longhorn94 said:

There is absolutely NO WAY you can teach AI to fill in that form pleading better than me!!!! 

 

as someone who works in legal tech, we are not trying to replace lawyers. no, no, no, no. we are just trying to make lawyers' jobs easier. at least that's what i keep telling my law firm clients.

Whoever you work for the marketing department needs to sign up Iverson for the “We’re talking about practice!” campaign. 

1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

It's starting to encroach on my profession somewhat already - very complex insurance brokerage.  We've had the people from IBM come in and pitch us on how we could use Watson to analyze policy wordings and optimize our own placements and use it to pick apart competitor's placements.  It's not there yet, but I have no doubt that it will be a powerful tool in another 5 years or so.

\derail over

Watson technology is shit

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Don't think. For God's sake, boys, don't think. Just do what you're told. Just be happy to serve.

No reading the news. No thinking.

You were sent here purely as a political stunt. Try not to think about that.

3 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

The only people who can be replaced with automation right now are high headcount/low skill (read: manual, no-thinking, repetitive) roles.

Yeah, and they certainly don't need jobs, right?  The drive to cut overhead, to deliver the highest profit to the shareholder is costing this country.  Be it at the local grocery chain or big box store like Lowes or Walmart.  Not only is it costing us when it comes to service, it is also costing us when it comes to reducing the opportunities to introduce our kids into the workplace, to give them the chance to learn responsibility to a job, and the reward for having done that job well.   How many of us here worked jobs like that as youths or even college students? 

It is not just the uneducated that are suffering from the reductions in jobs.  And it is moving upward, taking higher tech jobs.   It's a huge thing that no one is paying much attention to because it's a very slow process that is doing in our workforce.

Would you fuckers start another thread on the threat of automation. It's a fascinating topic but I would argue that discussing intelligence, artificial or otherwise, has fuckall to do with Dotard. 

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Don't think. For God's sake, boys, don't think. Just do what you're told. Just be happy to serve.

No reading the news. No thinking.

To be fair, that's the exact message that is SUPPOSED to be sent to troops.

You always get to gripe (it's a GI's right), but you need to buck up and do your shit duty.  Because it's a fact of life: troops gotta do shit duty.  We all know this is shit duty.  Tough, it's what you signed up for.

Mattis knows that well, and there's nothing wrong with that.

33 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

thanks AJ. and thanks for that reporter. 

these motherfuckers just warp words and reality at their leisure. 

where is tahoe's stiff brain when you need him? hey tahoe - please come help the guy out. he needs your assistance in deflecting shit left and right

47 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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That's . . . well, that's a little intimate.

well, that's how you greet someone in france. i want to make fun as much as anyone, but they are clearly doing the cheek kiss greeting. it's also fairly common in slovenia.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's . . . well, that's a little intimate.

No wonder he was bashing Macron on Twitter. I hope someone knows all the goings on in this family and white house. It will make a helluva book or TV series someday. It will make House of Cards seem like a children's story. I'll probably be dead and gone unfortunately. 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I haven't shaved in days, thank you very much.

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

well, that's how you greet someone in france. i want to make fun as much as anyone, but they are clearly doing the cheek kiss greeting. it's also fairly common in slovenia.

Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table!

Just eat your breakfast, Russ.

Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.

He's not gonna pork her, Russ.

I think he's gonna.

He may pork her, finish your breakfast.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy that Daily Caller interview.

Voter fraud galore. It's happening right there.  Disguises, hats, costume changes.  YOU NEED ID TO BUY CEREAL!!!!

18 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

well, that's how you greet someone in france. i want to make fun as much as anyone, but they are clearly doing the cheek kiss greeting. it's also fairly common in slovenia.

I'm not referring to the imminent kiss -- I'm referring to the two pairs of bedroom eyes.

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Is it interesting that Fox News is in on this or am I reading too much into this?

Given the states the GOP lost this month, they know there will be a Dem President taking office in 2021.

The President, always projecting:


https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/14/trump-cnn-lawsuit-bad-for-country/

 

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President Donald Trump expressed hope but was not certain that his White House would prevail in a lawsuit filed by CNN regarding the revoking of reporter Jim Acosta’s press credentials, as he told The Daily Caller in an exclusive Oval Office interview.

When asked specifically whether he expected his White House to prevail in the lawsuit brought by CNN, he told TheDC, “I don’t know, we should … We’ll see how the court rules. Is it freedom of the press when somebody comes in and starts screaming questions and won’t sit down.”

 

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The president continued, “I really think that when you have guys like Acosta, I think they’re bad for the country … He’s just an average guy who’s a grandstander who’s got the guts to stand up and shout.”

 

Is Jim Acosta the greatest American troll of all time?  

I know he’s just doing his job but my god does he trigger the fuck out of Trump and his followers. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is Jim Acosta the greatest American troll of all time?  

I know he’s just doing his job but my god does he trigger the fuck out of Trump and his followers. 

He's just asking questions

37 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

well, that's how you greet someone in france. i want to make fun as much as anyone, but they are clearly doing the cheek kiss greeting. it's also fairly common in slovenia.

Looks like she's grabbing for his cock. NTTATWWT

Another day closer to a journalist being locked up for asking a tough question.

1 minute ago, retread said:

Another day closer to a journalist being locked up for asking a tough question.

 

. . . and this is where a significant portion of Trump's base is these days.  Some feel that Jim Acosta should be put to death for whatever capital offense it is that he committed at the White House.

"Deplorable" is too polite a word for these people.

 

Elections have consequences.
2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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She looks like Madison Ivy to me.  Which helps when I'm feel patriotic

1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

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Trump is pushing for Gym to be the ranking member on the House Judiciary Committee (You know, where the impeachment process begins) but I think there’s some pushback from the members with more seniority.

 

I heard you was hung.....
The president continued, “I really think that when you have guys like Acosta, I think they’re bad for the country … He’s just an average guy who’s a grandstander who’s got the guts to stand up and shout.”


Mr. President, have you met Mr. Trump?
21 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

She looks like Madison Ivy to me.  Which helps when I'm feel patriotic

There is a resemblance.

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No amount of ignominy that Cheeto eventually receives will be enough.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

He should have replied, "It's hanged, you shitgibbon!"

1 hour ago, retread said:

Another day closer to a journalist being locked up for asking a tough question.

Better than being murdered by a Trump supporter. So, you know, both sides?

Just now, retread said:

 

When asked for evidence...

 

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what if the prize in the cereal box IS a different hat?  double whammy right there.  You have immigrants like that mick leprechaun guy and a count from Transylvania voting as much as they want.  Maybe that gold medal winning decathlete voting once as a man then again as woman. 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I haven't shaved in days, thank you very much.

So, you’re an unshaven Beaver?

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No one told me voting came with costume changes.  I had 2 great outfits picked out and only wore one :(

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