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Oh come on!  The one thing I would have actually supported, purely for the lulz, would have been the Space Force!  Dammit dotus!

Wait...no fucking pew pew laser wars?
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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh come on!  The one thing I would have actually supported, purely for the lulz, would have been the Space Force!  Dammit dotus!

It’s the democrats fault 

/Trump 

Jokes on all of us when the large asteroid threatens an extinction level event and we don't have Space Force to protect us. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Jokes on all of us when the large asteroid threatens an extinction level event and we don't have Space Force to protect us. 

Won't be a joke.  Will be what we all deserve.

Seriously, if we don’t get what we were promised:

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I’m gonna be pissed.

56 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He probably makes Hannity dress up like an Eastern European whore....wig, makeup, fake titties. Sexy time.

Dem titties aren’t fake 

Sometimes the tapa thumbnail pictures are funny, sometimes they’re just boring.

Sometimes they make you jump and audibly utter “oh my god grossssss”.

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https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/trump-threatens-to-declassify-devastating-docs-about-democrats/
 

In a wide-ranging, exclusive interview with The Post, President Trump said Wednesday that if House Democrats launched probes into his administration — which he called “presidential harassment” — they’d pay a heavy price.

“If they go down the presidential harassment track, if they want go and harass the president and the administration, I think that would be the best thing that would happen to me. I’m a counter-puncher and I will hit them so hard they’d never been hit like that,” he said during a 36-minute Oval Office sitdown.

The commander-in-chief said he could declassify FISA warrant applications and other documents from Robert Mueller’s probe — and predicted the disclosure would expose the FBI, the Justice Department and the Clinton campaign as being in cahoots to set him up.

 
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The problem with waiting for impeachment for a 2020 political gain, rather than instead of it being the Mueller Probe or just emoluments is that we have a Western World to run. And this walking McNugget in the meantime is going to burn bridges and threaten (at best) the nukular.

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

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Where is the immigration "Bill of Love"?  Let's not forget  the promised comprehensive low cost health care for everybody and the Mexico financed Wall.

I don't want to hear one detail about Donald's sexual depravity.

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59 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

GETTIN HOT

 

Well.... he's not wrong about one thing.  The investigation will be studied for years.....

 

lol Rumor going around Twitter is that Trump crapped his giant pants and that’s why he rushed away from the Christmas tree thing.

I’ll pay Jim Acosta all the dollars to ask THAT question tomorrow.

16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol Rumor going around Twitter is that Trump crapped his giant pants and that’s why he rushed away from the Christmas tree thing.

I’ll pay Jim Acosta all the dollars to ask THAT question tomorrow.

That would be the first thing that he's done that hits close to home.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

He probably makes Hannity dress up like an Eastern European whore....wig, makeup, fake titties. Sexy time.

Are the titties actual implants?

Asking for an Iranian self hating bastard, who loves custom tailored knock off nfl jerseys only slightly less than penis.   

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

For the dozenth time, Lindsey Graham has remained consistent and not in lock step with Trump on foreign policy.

However, his stance on immigration has moved slightly closer to trump sadly. 

Are you now going to hang your hat on Graham doing the right thing?  After Comey and Flake I figured you would get tired of being let down over and over.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Are you now going to hang your hat on Graham doing the right thing?

Graham is a piece of shit and always has been.  I was just pointing out again that Graham isn’t completely a Trump parrot.  His foreign policy positions are still in the neoconservative area.  He’s a military interventionist and a douchebag 

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol Rumor going around Twitter is that Trump crapped his giant pants and that’s why he rushed away from the Christmas tree thing.

I’ll pay Jim Acosta all the dollars to ask THAT question tomorrow.

The McRib is back.

If I’m listening to graham correctly, he’s not necessarily in disagreement with the Administration about MBS but rather he wants to apart of the process and/or let the Senate come to their own conclusion.  Graham is mad that Pompeo is just telling him some facts and the conclusion.  

Graham could very well still be in lockstep with trump in how this is ultimately handled.  

This is more of a power or procedural battle not a foreign policy battle. 

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Sometimes the tapa thumbnail pictures are funny, sometimes they’re just boring.

Sometimes they make you jump and audibly utter “oh my god grossssss”.

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6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol Rumor going around Twitter is that Trump crapped his giant pants and that’s why he rushed away from the Christmas tree thing.

I’ll pay Jim Acosta all the dollars to ask THAT question tomorrow.

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If that was true, he would have declassified those documents a long time ago.  

It would be fun to play poker with Trump.  He’s so transparent when he has nothing to play and he’s bluffing.  

Maybe Trump will re-release the bombshell Nunes memo. 

As usual trump is full of shit. If he had dirt on the dems, Mueller, etc. he would have released it long before now. He’s just threatening to release documents to undermine the entire country if the country comes after him. 

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If so he'd report it to be 239.

Either something big is about to drop from Mueller, or trump knows that he was caught lying on his take home test. 

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Either something big is about to drop from Mueller, or trump knows that he was caught lying on his take home test. 

I don't think those are mutually exclusive

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

I don't think those are mutually exclusive

True

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Either something big is about to drop from Mueller, or trump knows that he was caught lying on his take home test

That, plus the revelation that Mueller mindfucked both Manafort and Trump.  

Trump can't bitch about the legitimacy of the Mueller investigation, for he complied with written answers.  Oh, he will, and so will his supporters.  But the reality is that he plagiarized Manafort's work and got caught, and well, you get the idea.

40 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Either something big is about to drop from Mueller, or trump knows that he was caught lying on his take home test. 

Cohen just plead guilty to lying to Congress.

9 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Cohen just plead guilty to lying to Congress.

Cohen just named Trump directly, detailed a number of previously undisclosed conversations about Russia and business interests in Russia, revealed that Trump was pursuing Trump Tower Moscow in May 2016 after trump effectively won the nomination and they have emails to corroborate. If trump fucked up his little take home exam and lied on a sworn written and signed statement, then he just activated Mueller's trap card.

EDIT: Looks like he did

 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Can you test a gut’s IQ?

If so he'd report it to be 239.

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Wonder if the Trump administration going after bump stocks is meant to distract the base from all of this. 

Actually, maybe more accurately, all your base are belong to RUS.

just in case anyone was under the illusion that trump has no idea how tariffs actually work.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

just in case anyone was under the illusion that trump has no idea how tariffs actually work.

Trade wars are good!

Trade wars are easily won!

Farmers are patriots and realize the importance of this! They won't complain when they file for bankruptcy!

(considering most farmers voted for Trump, maybe they need to relearn the basics of "you reap what you sow")

13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

just in case anyone was under the illusion that trump has no idea how tariffs actually work.

I always kinda knew he thought the tariff money was somehow ending up in his pocket. 

so trump and republicans give a tax cut to the 1%s and then trump imposes tariffs (taxes) from 10% to 25% on the middle class. 

41 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

just in case anyone was under the illusion that trump has no idea how tariffs actually work.

Why the hell weren't we using tariffs before this? It's a get rich quick scheme that could have us all rolling in dough re mi. I wonder if they taught this at Trump University. Lucky dogs.

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