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On 8/22/2023 at 8:17 AM, atomheartbevo said:

3 years ago down in Galveston, I saw Big Johnson shirts for sale, but it didn't feel like the right time to jump back in and start scrolling through https://www.bigjohnson.com/ for just the right shirt.

I'll be damned...the Big Johnson empire continues. I like how they keep it topical

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He legit almost started crying in that clip.

I'm starting to think that one of these days he's going to break -- whether at a debate where Trump dunks all over him or a campaign stop at which he gets booed by the crowd -- and the tears are going to start flowing uncontrollably. 

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On 8/25/2023 at 10:05 PM, atomheartbevo said:

From the debate, DeSantis promises to send the US military into Mexico on day one, if he was elected, to go after the cartels.

https://thehill.com/latino/4170236-gop-talk-of-military-action-in-mexico-sparks-dire-warnings/

Sounds like something somebody from a non-border state would say.  Mexico would just be thrilled.  They'd probably setup a shuttle service from their southern border to the American border.

Has he not seen Sicario? The average movie goer knows the rules of engagement with Mexico.

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Just a reminder ...

"So knock on wood, we won't have a big storm this summer ..." What's that?

Bro is not having a good summer.  Good luck to the fine people of Florida, and watch out for those leopards eating peoples faces.  Plus, please remember you don't want any of that federal intrusion after the storm rolls through.

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5 hours ago, RPM said:

The look on his face when the mayor takes the mic away to calm the crowd is gold.

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ron: hmm, they are booing, oh, shit, well, i guess she's taking the mic. what's her name again? i don't know, but these people are sure maed at me. okay, look like that was planned. we're okay with this. i think. i don't know. look normal. what's normal look like? i don't really know, so i'ma just stand here and look like a potato

casey: oh, fuck, these people are booing this useless ass husband of mine. i can't even look at him, oh my god that bitch just took his microphone, where's my trusted black guy in this sea of  angry blacks, oh there you are big man, can you believe this shit, you told me this would be alright we're just trying to help FUCK! okay, casey, don't forget, smile real big, even when the cock is right in your ass!

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He looks so fucking awkward because his very reason for being there was a scheduling quirk.  He was supposed to go home for a fundraiser, which became a trip to plan for the tropical storm/possible hurricane, which became a trip to talk about insurance, which ended up becoming a trip to awkwardly feign empathy for a community suffering targeted murders by gun policies and ideologies he embraces.  

I mean, he's the perfect successor to Trump.  Sure everything he does is self-serving, that's not new to politics.  But just by being peripherally connected to anything, he can't help but make it worse.  

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8 hours ago, locodos said:

Florida Governor Ron Desantis booed at vigil as hundreds mourn more racist killings

https://apnews.com/article/deadly-shooting-florida-store-race-washington-king-51edd341db7fe2374cb69970840ef76f

“What he did is totally unacceptable in the state of Florida,” DeSantis said. “We are not going to let people be targeted based on their race.”

Unless they’re black voters, of course. Or black students. 

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$50 says, if there are dates in the manifesto.........it begins on the day DeSantis called for legislation to prohibit CRT/DEI/AP courses related to African-American Studies/BlackHistory/Diaspora.  When it eventually does become public, his staff will too dumb to pressure the cops to leave off the dates.  But they'll probably censor the part where it clearly states, "Governor DeSantis is right, they're trying to shove their twisted sense of American history down our throats!" 

I mean, I'm sure I'm totally off...wasn't like he was to begin his shooting spree at a fucking HBCU.  My crazy libtard theory totally owned! 

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Can you imagine the thinking of that fucking shooter?

Yeah, it's the folks shopping down at Dollar General, that's who is really keeping me down. I'll show them. 

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That perfect encapsulation of Florida. 

"I'm gonna shoot up a black college 'cause they're re-writing my heritage!  Wait, what?  Things cost two dollars at Dollar General?  Fucking Biden Inflation!"  

Every week, every one of us blames somebody else for something that they had nothing to do with, human nature.  We just never thought it warranted an assault rifles.  But somebody got wise and thought, "What our organization presupposes is...what if it did?"  

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6 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Look at Casey in that clip. She's got that "he's going to take this out on me" face. 

LOL, no.

Casey is the one that runs that show.

When they get home at night....she's going to thrash him within inches of his life....(in your head you started singing/humming The Happiest Days of Our Lives).

 

 

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7 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Look at Casey in that clip. She's got that "he's going to take this out on me" face. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Casey is the one that runs that show.

When they get home at night....she's going to thrash him within inches of his life....(in your head you started singing/humming The Happiest Days of Our Lives).

Dinner that night, just replace the school teacher with Ron's face, and the portrait on the wall with a map of Florida:

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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The lady in the green looks like my geometry teacher. She could be writing a proof on the chalk board, hear you talking behind her, turn and peg you with an eraser, and go right back to the proof without missing a beat 

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14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Even the white guy is like "WTF?".

and the most "Florida Man" looking guy in the bunch.  White dude, fishing shirt, camo Jaguars hat on, top left corner.  He's not doing side-eye, but you can see he's visibly clenched and just looking away into the distance like, "What the fuck man?  I gave up fisting my cousin to be here for this shit?"   That's the modern day look of the townspeople of "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson before they decide they should stone DeSantis. and rightfully so.  Thank the lord, they are peaceful people who realize this is just another battle yet to fight and Captain Harry Thumb is just another speedbump.  

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9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

The lady in the green looks like my geometry teacher. She could be writing a proof on the chalk board, hear you talking behind her, turn and peg you with an eraser, and go right back to the proof without missing a beat 

Eddie Murphy’s mom could do that with her shoe.

 

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DeSantis' Presidential campaign is all but over.  And I am guessing this Category 4 Hurricane hitting Florida is going to be the nail in that coffin.  

His response will be spectacularly bad.  

Always fun to see these folks who hate socialism beg the federal government to come bail their asses out.  

 

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