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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

So he meets out on the golf course to avoid surveillance?

Would explain all of those outings with Lindsey and others.

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Is he dead yet?  He’s missing out on an opportunity to upstage the Queen. Sad!

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1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

 

I shouldn't propagate nothinberders.  But its kind of fun for a Monday.

 

This is an actual photograph of a conspiracy as it occurs. 

1 minute ago, Horndog said:

This is an actual photograph of a conspiracy as it occurs. 

99.9% chance crime is happening in photo

Oh well, better form an investigatory committee or wait for someone’s book to tell us in 2024. 

Whatever!  Nothing matters. 

This is an actual photograph of a conspiracy as it occurs. 
I mean Team Trump is not the sharpest, but seriously, if you're going to gather your cronies to make sure everyone is on the "same page" at least do it on the back nine, where you're not visible to the public.
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talk about a confederacy of dunces, amirite

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Not sure if Alcee Hastings was ever disbarred but he'd come the closest that I'm aware of.

 

He was impeached from the federal court, following a conviction of bribery. I'm of a totally uninformed opinion (edit: opinion overstates it. Impression is what I meant) that his conviction was on the bogus side, but again I am totally uninformed.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Maybe an agreement for Trump to pay for their legal representation through the  subpoena process like he did with a lot of J6 witnesses 

Hopefully the phones of Scavino, Epshteyn and Kerik - just 3 among those whose phones were subpoenaed - will yield extensive evidence of bribery and threatening witnesses.

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Is he wearing the lady watch?  He only does crimes on the golf course when he's wearing the dainty watch.  

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Eric: Daddy, my hat blew off!

Trump: I hope your goddamn head was in it. 

3 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

 

I shouldn't propagate nothinberders.  But its kind of fun for a Monday.

 

Jesus Fucking Christ, a 2024 sequel, part III?  And I thought Caddyshack II sucked taint sweat through a straw.  Da fuH?  I mean Eric as Danny Noonan?  TANKS FOR NUTTIN! /ivanascorpse

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Jesus Fucking Christ, a 2024 sequel, part III?  And I thought Caddyshack II sucked taint sweat through a straw.  Da fuH?  I mean Eric as Danny Noonan?  TANKS FOR NUTTIN! /ivanascorpse

Come on now - everyone knows who Eric will be ...

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I thought Spalding should be Barron because while he's supposedly Trump's son...he looks more like a grandson (a la Smails/Spalding) at best.  Obviously Ivanka will be Lacey Underall.  Dr. Beeper should be some closeted MAGA nazi who claims to never support Trump's white nationalist policies.  Shit, if only we had a few folks to choose from?...................

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After scrolling for a while I realized the last ones were a joke.

3 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I shouldn't propagate nothinberders

It’s a deconstructed nothingberder with pesto accompanied by  heirloom tomato, arugula lightly dressed in balsamic vinaigrette, and burrata.

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

After scrolling for a while I realized the last ones were a joke.

are they though?

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Just as an aside, according to the DVD commentary, David Simon kept that location secret. Apparently there was a lot of interest in discovering locations where the show was shot but he hadn’t given that one away, at least not at the time of the DVD release.

So weird that all those guys playing golf don't have any clubs.

First rule of Trump Circle Jerk Club…. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Business Insider normally sucks, but this is a great summary:

 

Getting a "Little Lebowski Urban Achiever" vibe.

31 minutes ago, kevwun said:

So weird that all those guys playing golf don't have any clubs.

Good catch. No clubs in any of the photos. Looks more like a conspiracy crawl set on a golf course. 

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:


could go on fox thread but works here too. 

 

where there's smoke, there's fire 

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

It's because the system was made to protect the rich and privileged. Not for justice. 

The privileged class has a million ways to obfuscate the process while the non rich get railroaded whether guilty or innocent. 

Actually, I disagree that the system was made that way.  It has become that way for a variety of reasons, but it wasn't designed that way.

Little guys occasionally get a break, and sometimes a big win in our system.  That's rare in this world.  Rare indeed.

Very strange indeed. 

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Referring to the golf, but also works for the justice system

24 minutes ago, Pods said:

Good catch. No clubs in any of the photos. Looks more like a conspiracy crawl set on a golf course. 

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At the very minimum, I think that means teh Donald is extremely torqued up.  So much so that he can't even indulge his favorite pastime, cheating at golf, while grooming his lickspittles.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Mementos for morons.

2 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Mementos for morons.

How many million rubes are walking around with a wallet like Costanza's because of all those cards stuffed in it?

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:


could go on fox thread but works here too. 

Lulz.  My brother in law did some county attorney stuff as a 20 something in the panhandle and was prosecuting some guy.  He gets up on the stand all indignant and goes “this is now the fourth time I’ve been accused of being a peeping Tom!”

1 hour ago, Pods said:

Good catch. No clubs in any of the photos. Looks more like a conspiracy crawl set on a golf course. 

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Needs the Jackass crew out there 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

So weird that all those guys playing golf don't have any clubs.

Trump still managed to shoot a 62. Just ask him. 

Did anyone else catch the poor outfit choice by the woman in this photo?  Looks like she's in Risky Business

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1 hour ago, Pods said:

Good catch. No clubs in any of the photos. Looks more like a conspiracy crawl set on a golf course. 

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Maybe Putin called the note and he has to sell.

Maybe he wants to turn it into a Condo community "Maga Shores"

Good catch. No clubs in any of the photos. Looks more like a conspiracy crawl set on a golf course. 
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I’m just imagining the level of stupid shit said. I mean, it would break your soul.
4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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The audio feed from this golf cart would be something else

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Dotard's incessant droning on about election conspiracy theories, the big hoax, etc.... periodically interrupted by Eric's clarion call for "Hushpuppies, Daddy!"

8 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Maybe an agreement for Trump to pay for their legal representation through the  subpoena process like he did with a lot of J6 witnesses 

 

telling them not to crack. if everyone keeps their mouths shut, they have nothing !

They’re trying to see if the golf course can be a LIV tournament 

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10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I thought Spalding should be Barron because while he's supposedly Trump's son...he looks more like a grandson (a la Smails/Spalding) at best.  Obviously Ivanka will be Lacey Underall.  Dr. Beeper should be some closeted MAGA nazi who claims to never support Trump's white nationalist policies.  Shit, if only we had a few folks to choose from?...................

Like Dr Beeper/Rex/Porterhouse?

I don't golf much, but the more I look at those photos...that is a really strange look.  A whole parade of carts with almost no clubs, nobody dressed for golf, and they periodically stop at random spots on the course (no tee boxes, not near any balls in play, no greens, etc.) to just get out and chat?  And who took the pics?  Curious as to why secret service let them get that close?  

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51 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don't golf much, but the more I look at those photos...that is a really strange look.  A whole parade of carts with almost no clubs, nobody dressed for golf, and they periodically stop at random spots on the course (no tee boxes, not near any balls in play, no greens, etc.) to just get out and chat?  And who took the pics?  Curious as to why secret service let them get that close?  

 

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They weren't that close.  And they met like this for a reason.

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