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4 hours ago, miguelito said:

Holy shit, one handed!

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's learning

He still does that weird dip, like he’s unsure if his alien body should be consuming water or absorbing it through his skin.

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On 5/23/2024 at 8:15 PM, YGIFS said:

I once knew an Eric from Nantucket

His brother Barron said fuck it

Don Junior did all the blow 

Tiffany has nowhere to go

And Ivanka once held her dad's nugget.  

 

A story of Donny from Lago al Mar.

Who lusted for daughter and posed in a car.

He coveted her lips

He fondled her hips.

Only to pathetically diddle a porn star.

 

 

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whether he does it or has someone do it for him; I'm happy he continues to cover his Depends w/ pants.

He's so brilliant, he can pass a cognitions test while he's doing it.

Pants. Alpha diaper. Nurse who looks like Ivanka. TV.

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23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I put my pants on one leg at a time.  Just like you. 

Only, once I got 'em on.  I make no golden hair records.  

(I dunno, you guys workshop it but there's a .gif in here somewhere about putting on pants and Bruce Dickinson);  

 

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On 5/23/2024 at 8:34 PM, YGIFS said:

C+, you fucking kidding me?  

I made it up in 3 minutes, it's pithy, fits the model, and once not a 7 paragraph diatribe by Lobo. 

That's a fucking A- and you know it!!!!!

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23 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he also goes sock/shoe, sock/shoe when getting dressed. 

That's only acceptable if you have dogs that shed.

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40 years since that movie came out and I always have wondered why Kool-Aid never really made an effort to correct the story.  But I guess in some weird way, the twisted and free press helped ‘spiked’ sales.  
 

But in honor of Jim Jones, I am going to continue to work on a plan to ensure that at least a few thousand of these people murder one another in the name of their false messiah.  

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

40 years since that movie came out and I always have wondered why Kool-Aid never really made an effort to correct the story.  But I guess in some weird way, the twisted and free press helped ‘spiked’ sales.  
 

But in honor of Jim Jones, I am going to continue to work on a plan to ensure that at least a few thousand of these people murder one another in the name of their false messiah.  

Didn’t you set up that dark web page, gofundtheendofalito? Or was that the other guy?

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55 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Go fund fellatio?  I think that was the other guy, sickie. 

I feel a limerick coming on.

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Never forget, Donald Trump thinks American service members who died in combat are suckers and losers.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/

Had they known the fascist pieces of entitled garbage their kids and grandkids would turn into they might have reconsidered making the sacrifice

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I went to a party on Saturday where a few different people were wearing Dotard clothes.  Maga t-shirts and bathing suits. I only spoke with one about politics, and he was of the "I hate all politicians equally but I always vote only republican and I'll be voting for Trump for a third time" variety. Throw out whatever about Trump and you get back "Well that's just all politicians! I could say the same about Biden!". It was all pretty depressing, tbh.

 

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

In their mind saying it makes it true

It's pretty much a self defense mechanism for most I'd imagine. There's no defense for anything he does/says, so just throw out "that's just all politics now!" and you're covered. 

Or the "well that's just all bullshit" hand wave. 91 felony counts? All bullshit. Two impeachments? All bullshit. Rape? Yep, bullshit. The most amazing run of bad luck in the history of the world.

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There's a meme in here somewhere of Piven in the movie "PCU"         You don't wear the shirt of the guy you're attending the rally for, dude.  

Bagpipes are hard to play.  Trump is a disgrace to the concept of Commander in Chief on Memorial Day.  It's been weeks since I've discussed politics IRL with anyone.  And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.  

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I went to a party on Saturday where a few different people were wearing Dotard clothes.  Maga t-shirts and bathing suits. I only spoke with one about politics, and he was of the "I hate all politicians equally but I always vote only republican and I'll be voting for Trump for a third time" variety. Throw out whatever about Trump and you get back "Well that's just all politicians! I could say the same about Biden!". It was all pretty depressing, tbh.

 

I tried a new tactic last night, suggested by Ben Wikler of WisDems fame. Asked what % chance they thought he would try to stay in office after a second term.  The idea is if they truly value our republic (lol), anything more than 0 is too much of a risk. 
 

Response: Well, if he tried that, “they” wouldn’t let him. And Biden is senile. 
 

I just can’t. I. Just. Can’t.  

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Second term, not third. It just feels like he’s been in power that long I guess. Because he won’t fucking die.
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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I went to a party on Saturday where a few different people were wearing Dotard clothes.  Maga t-shirts and bathing suits. I only spoke with one about politics, and he was of the "I hate all politicians equally but I always vote only republican and I'll be voting for Trump for a third time" variety. Throw out whatever about Trump and you get back "Well that's just all politicians! I could say the same about Biden!". It was all pretty depressing, tbh.

 


how was the trailer park ?

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