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Doocy just keeps coming back for more.
 
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There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.
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12 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.

Psaki needs to incrementally cut him off quicker on those fallacious questions he asks so that at some point he looks and sounds like this:

 

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28 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.

I mean this seems like it might be your thing, this was oddly specific. NTTIAWWT

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13 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is going to ruffle some feathers. Sean Spicer only tossed one for the Pawtucket Red Sox, Psaki gets the major league Nationals. HAHAHA.

The cherry on top would be Biden meeting with the Pope and taking Psaki with him so she could also meet him.  

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9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The cherry on top would be Biden meeting with the Pope and taking Psaki with him so she could also meet him.  

It will never sink in to those people that while some world leaders had to meet with them, only the handful of equally shitty leaders actually wanted to (and that was for their own gain).

Anyone else, or anything else, was off the table because of how toxic and self-serving they were.  Well, Trump went to a Nationals game (I think?) and got boooed. 

Anybody know if we've having a White House Correspondents Dinner this year.   The roasts are going to be awesome.

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Anybody know if we've having a White House Correspondents Dinner this year.   The roasts are going to be awesome.

Oh man that will be fun.  It will be a full on dotard hate fest.

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dammit. https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/14/white-house-correspondents-dinner-cancelled-481502
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15 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is going to ruffle some feathers. Sean Spicer only tossed one for the Pawtucket Red Sox, Psaki gets the major league Nationals. HAHAHA.

To be fair, the Nats gave up 24 runs last night.  Still hilarious she gets an MLB first pitch, unlike the 83 Press Secretaries TFG had.

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5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

 This will be the best it ever gets for him.

He did get married recently. That was some of the context for Psaki's 'welcome back' in an earlier briefing. I believe he and the Mrs. Doocy delayed the honeymoon for a while due to the pandemic.

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2 hours ago, Native Horn said:

To be fair, the Nats gave up 24 runs last night.  Still hilarious she gets an MLB first pitch, unlike the 83 Press Secretaries TFG had.

She is on tap for tomorrow, so if they win(?) then maybe she'll be like a good luck charm. Baseball players are some of the most superstitious folks I've ever met.

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21 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

She is on tap for tomorrow, so if they win(?) then maybe she'll be like a good luck charm. Baseball players are some of the most superstitious folks I've ever met.

Whew! Only a shooting near the stadium last night, game suspended.  C'mon Jen!!

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On 7/17/2021 at 8:23 AM, Chad Fuck said:


There is something sadomasochistic about Doocy. He gives off an “I’d love to be kissing the soles of your patent leather shoes” vibe. I think he has a little stiffy every time she puts the whuppin on him, then probably goes home, puts on his bdsm gear and masturbates furiously to these video beat downs. They are his “Boner Jamz 2021” tape.

It’s not my thing, but if it’s his, I get it in this context. This will be the best it ever gets for him.

yea, I watch those beat downs and think "This dude secretly loves this". Your version is much more specific, though. 

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Was he kinda, sorta teetering over the rabbit hole with "Maybe more rural Americans would take the vaccine if you'd just acknowledge President Trump's role in its development and/or show some gratitude"  ???

I get the outreach part, but is that what he thinks the hold up is?  We haven't shown Dear Leader enough love?  He's like Vincent Vega when Mr. Wolf is trying to show him a clear, fast, safe way out of the predicament.  But Vincent needs more acknowledgement and politeness.  I wouldn't blame Psaki for saying, "If self-preservation is an instinct your idiot viewers possess, they'd better get the fucking shot.  So pretty please, with sugar on top, we thank Donald Trump emphatically...always and forever." 

In fact, I think it was the great Vincent Vegas who once said, "JUST GIVE ME THE SHOT!"  

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not when you have dead fetus stem cells at your disposal!

Dead fetus?  Dude, Biden has access to the Adrenochrome of live children.  Pretty sure Trump discovered the secret compartment on Air Force One that held the children they harvest it from, and that's why he was ordering changes to be made on it and future AF1's, so that the compartment would no longer exist.

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11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dead fetus?  Dude, Biden has access to the Adrenochrome of live children.  Pretty sure Trump discovered the secret compartment on Air Force One that held the children they harvest it from, and that's why he was ordering changes to be made on it and future AF1's, so that the compartment would no longer exist.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I want to have her babies.
 

 

It'd be hilarious to find out someday that they were working together.

His questions help him "stand up to the man" in the eyes of conservatives., her responses help her image with progressives. Win/win

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32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

We should send them out for free. 

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

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9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

Dude don't you know those tests are just fronts to get your DNA into the Socialist database? 

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11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

 

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but I agree.

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

It's amazing to me at this point we haven't figured out how to facilitate broad access to rapid testing.  I mean it's not like we have all of these direct to door delivery systems running around ever day with massive distribution hubs to leverage. 

Probably 80% of the country lives within 1 mile of a Walgreens, CVS, or other pharmacy that provides free rapid tests. How much easier access do people need?

 

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30 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Probably 80% of the country lives within 1 mile of a Walgreens, CVS, or other pharmacy that provides free rapid tests. How much easier access do people need?

 

A LOT. People, and Americans especially, are lazy entitled selfish pieces of shit. 

Every online retailer should have a giant surplus of Covid Tests and there should be a "add a free Covid Test to your package button".  

If we want to get back to normal, we need everyone to take more shots and to do more tests (all free). Yes, Biden's Admin should be encouraging this

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6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

A LOT. People, and Americans especially, are lazy entitled selfish pieces of shit. 

Every online retailer should have a giant surplus of Covid Tests and there should be a "add a free Covid Test to your package button".  

If we want to get back to normal, we need everyone to take more shots and to do more tests (all free). Yes, Biden's Admin should be encouraging this

To put a sense of scale on the cost of such a program, the retail price of a BinaxNow kit (2 tests) is $25, so $12.50 per test.  Let's say every American took 1 test per month, so 12 tests per year.  That's $150 per American, annual, or approximately $50B.

We are currently handing out $120B in stimulus money each month.  The annual cost of testing every American once per month would be 3.5% that of our stimulus program.  Yes, it's a lot of money.  That's retail price.  I'm pretty sure the actual cost is much lower.

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