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2 hours ago, mdleast said:

 

 


“all of our success”

 

Well they are right that Texas, OU, Alabama, and LSU all are the big U of their state with little competition....but I doubt he gets that that's a big self-burn of A&M.

 

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

They still can't comprehend the difference between bags and NIL. Every school around them have been announcing NIL collectives, or have premier players showcasing NIL. Jimbo is still dumbfounded and the aggy brass is about as prepared for this thing a year in as we were at the start of it all.

Some aggy on reddit was saying that maybe it's because they want to keep them more "mysterious" to recruits who will then naturally be intrigued by the exclusivity.

Like an invite only speakeasy hidden behind a laundromat I guess 

You could tell he was REALLY struggling with why his school was so silent on NIL while simultaneously leading the country in NIL. 

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7 hours ago, Foosters said:

Some aggy on reddit was saying that maybe it's because they want to keep them more "mysterious" to recruits who will then naturally be intrigued by the exclusivity.

Like an invite only speakeasy hidden behind a laundromat I guess 

You could tell he was REALLY struggling with why his school was so silent on NIL while simultaneously leading the country in NIL. 

their NIL program ("The Fund") doesn't advertise - it only does word of mouth between players because that is how they best think they can spread the word lol

...which sure seems like what you would do when you are getting blown out of the water on NIL by programs like SMU and Texas Tech, right? if i am a guy at the back half of the recruiting class, don't you think that is something you should consider? guaranteed money vs nothing? what's the worst case - you blow up at TTU and transfer somewhere else?

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7 hours ago, Foosters said:

Some aggy on reddit was saying that maybe it's because they want to keep them more "mysterious" to recruits who will then naturally be intrigued by the exclusivity.

Like an invite only speakeasy hidden behind a laundromat I guess 

You could tell he was REALLY struggling with why his school was so silent on NIL while simultaneously leading the country in NIL. 

"Go through the secret door at the Dixie Chicken and the yell leader from like 30 years ago will give you a hand job. That's it. That's the NIL."

That's why they're keeping it quiet, which -tbh- is some astonishing self-awareness form that bunch. 

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7 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

"Go through the secret door at the Dixie Chicken and the yell leader from like 30 years ago will give you a hand job. That's it. That's the NIL."

That's why they're keeping it quiet, which -tbh- is some astonishing self-awareness form that bunch. 

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I have said this a couple of times before, but A&M is truly in the middle of the Bermuda triangle of recruiting in terms of geography. That is why they are a historically mediocre team. To the west they have the flagship state university, a blueblood school with multiple national titles. To the east they have the flagship university of Lousiana, another blueblood with numerous national titles. And to the north they have Oklahoma, another state flagship blueblood with multiple national titles. All three of those schools are either on the rise or getting first year coach bumps on the trail. The only reason last season happened is because of the chaos happening at Texas and LSU to go along with rampant and unhinged bag games. It was an abberation and won't be repeated for many years, if ever. 

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Narrator: The Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas never do either.

 

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C'mon, man! We've averaged being third best in our conference for three years!* Surely recruits realize this, don't they? They come here and they may even get to forfeit a bowl game and enjoy the holidays instead of practicing. There must be some mad, agenda driven conspiracy. Come to Aggieland and play for the best fans ever!

*Arguments claiming third highest winning percentage over limited amount of time as proof of one's dominance are void outside of College Station and Katy, Texas and wherever sheep feel safe. 

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14 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

BCR might get himself crowdsourced.

Yep. He hasn't auto-brainwashed by reading repeated, unfounded assertions whose source is just another Aggie dickhead common poster on their board. 

Big dogs are scared of A&M > Big dogs paying huge money to recruit > tu not only paying to recruit but paying six figures to keep guys from even visiting A&M > A&M is where everybody would want to be if not for all the lies being told about us by people with agendas > I read it on the internet right here where we have an honor code that keeps us from ever lying.

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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

*Arguments claiming third highest winning percentage over limited amount of time as proof of one's dominance are void outside of College Station and Katy, Texas and wherever sheep feel safe. 

Something, something all military....women....

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Bijuan"

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Yah, it wouldn't have anything at all to do with the fact that Bijan has like 20 endorsement deals and has to choose which lambo he wants to drive around each day while aggy top players are getting whales adopted in their name or whatever the fuck their super duper secret NIL collective helps provide them...

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21 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

 while aggy top players are getting whales adopted in their name or whatever the fuck their super duper secret NIL collective helps provide them...

 

Nah... they're all "Extra Bright Stars"

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27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, it wouldn't have anything at all to do with the fact that Bijan has like 20 endorsement deals and has to choose which lambo he wants to drive around each day while aggy top players are getting whales adopted in their name or whatever the fuck their super duper secret NIL collective helps provide them...

They can get their name placed in the Reveille cluster of the star directory. 

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7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Nah... they're all "Extra Bright Stars"

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Bro.. get off my brainwave. 

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5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Narrator: The Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas never do either.

 

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C'mon, man! We've averaged being third best in our conference for three years!* Surely recruits realize this, don't they? They come here and they may even get to forfeit a bowl game and enjoy the holidays instead of practicing. There must be some mad, agenda driven conspiracy. Come to Aggieland and play for the best fans ever!

*Arguments claiming third highest winning percentage over limited amount of time as proof of one's dominance are void outside of College Station and Katy, Texas and wherever sheep feel safe. 

Turns out they are TIED for third along with FLA , LSU with 16 conference wins in last three seasons.  Only Florida and LSU shitting the bed last year prevented them from being Sixth. 

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2 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Turns out they are TIED for third along with FLA , LSU with 16 conference wins in last three seasons.  Only Florida and LSU shitting the bed last year prevented them from being Sixth. 

Both of those other schools shitcanned their coaches instead of extending them and giving them a raise.

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11 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Turns out they are TIED for third along with FLA , LSU with 16 conference wins in last three seasons.  Only Florida and LSU shitting the bed last year prevented them from being Sixth

1) Bama/Georgia 

2) Bama/Georgia 

3) Florida/ LSU/ aTm

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#PlacedOutOfFreshmanMath

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“Notice how distributed the talent is getting this year.”

I’m sorry, but what the fuck is this guy talking about? The recruiting rankings look exactly like they have over the past five years with the exception of a&m shitting the bed. The most shocking revelations have been Owens picking Louisville and Tennessee overpaying a qb..plus the fact that the aggies are currently hanging around with Rutgers, BC, and Vanderbilt.

These fucking dolts still don’t realize that the one massive outlier is them signing 8 five-stars and a total of 18 top 100 recruits last year despite a litany of circumstances that would tend to decrease those numbers. That single aggregation of talent is the exception, this year is the norm. “Notice how things are normal again? You see, the world of recruiting is changing..” 

Also, do these dumbasses really think they invented the late summer pool party?

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5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I have said this a couple of times before, but A&M is truly in the middle of the Bermuda triangle of recruiting in terms of geography. That is why they are a historically mediocre team. To the west they have the flagship state university, a blueblood school with multiple national titles. To the east they have the flagship university of Lousiana, another blueblood with numerous national titles. And to the north they have Oklahoma, another state flagship blueblood with multiple national titles. All three of those schools are either on the rise or getting first year coach bumps on the trail. The only reason last season happened is because of the chaos happening at Texas and LSU to go along with rampant and unhinged bag games. It was an abberation and won't be repeated for many years, if ever. 

Did they benefit from the chaos at ou re gbd and uf/um with Stewart as well or was that straight bag game?

I think I’ve said it before, but it needs to be acknowledged how fortunate Texas was due to the chaos last year as well. They were in a pretty precarious position going into the last week of November—no ewers, lost Miller, 1 wr, 2 ol commits, etc. Maybe Banks flips regardless, but flipping Williams, winning out on Neto and Campbell, then poaching Watts and Brooks from osu, and Brice from ou is very unlikely. Credit Sark and the staff for being nimble and in position to capitalize on their opportunities, and credit the boosters for their work to get HWH/CFC/PF up and running, but they were fucked if that coaching carousel didn’t kick into high gear. I’ll also add the last minute flip of Neyor to the list of good fortune.

Needless to say, a ton has changed over the past nine months, and that’s a damn good thing. 

I know none of that is germane to the topic at hand, so I’ll just apologize and add that the aggies can go fuck themselves and/or their sheep.

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