[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

Shit play calls. Shit receiver performance. Shit defense.  All world next level super human Bijan performance 

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Kneel before Bijan

Indeed 

[Celery Man 20832]

suck a dick horned frogs. enjoy your conference and working at your daddy's car dealership

Edited October 2, 2021 by Celery Man

[lilMAC25 3776]

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

agreed.  he would have fed Bijan about 14 times.

I misread that as 

 

“he would have fed Bijan 14 less times”.

 

I was like “UUUUHHHHHH, WHUT?”

 

 

 

and I’m probably considered a Herman apologist.

Edited October 2, 2021 by lilMAC25

[Horn Dogg 3796]

Bijan MVP!

[Eggo 3974]

A win is a win. Celebrate, you limp dick fuckers!

[Longboard Horn 40006]

SQUASHED!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1348]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Played like absolute shit except for one player, refs fucked us multiple times, still won. 

And an absolute ton of material for the coaches to get on their asses in OU prep. 

This team seems capable of learning. I'm not as optimistic as I was yesterday about OU, but I still think we'll win it.

[Wishbone 4729]

‘Bout time! Suck it frogs. Enjoy your future in football purgatory.

[SubliminalHorn 6622]

Since it’s now ou sucks week. Give ‘em hell give ‘em hell ou sucks!

[Redneck Mutha 7888]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Played like absolute shit except for one player, refs fucked us multiple times, still won. 

And an absolute ton of material for the coaches to get on their asses in OU prep. 

Coaches have some work to do too.  Multiple wtf moments.

[achooloco 1060]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Gave Zach Evans shit during recruitment, glad he's turned his life around, good luck on next level kid, you've earned it

That’s fair. We all idiots at 18. I have no hate for him unless he dies more dumbass shot. He can ball for sure. I wish him luck when they don’t play us 

[Jive Turkey 12546]

Last line I saw was Texas -5.5. Didn’t cover. 

[VaLonghorn99 340]

And you see over there, so much sweat which scares you to death; but the Horns find a way to escape while throwing the monkey off the back 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Not pretty but we fought and we won. Bijan is a fucking animal. Hook 'em

[MAGS® 400]

Ill take it.  

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

Just now, CooterBrown said:

Ugly win but bad teams don’t win ugly games. There’s something there under this turd.

Good win to build from and a good game for Casey to learn and develop from. 

[mdmost 42696]

Make no mistake. It’s not revenge we’re after. It’s a reckoning 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1348]

What's the final tally on Bijan

[C-Man 26930]

1 minute ago, Richter said:

We don’t win that game without Bijan

Ya think? 😆

 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ll say this, Tom Herman loses this. 

No doubt in my mind.

[Horn80 6054]

Congratulations Sark.

[hookem48 4630]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Another “Lot’s of room for improvement” press conference coming for Sark.  Til’ next time, Hook Em’…….

can't hit the deep passes but we'll keep trying will absolutely be said

[NAVY 6737]

Cockroach has been eliminated from the game 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

For you, Bijan. 

[MAGS® 400]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

Last line I saw was Texas -5.5. Didn’t cover. 

Why i dont bet on Texas....

[Mdhorn 5897]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

FUCK YOU TCU ENJOY THE NEW AAC 

What a sell.  Come play for us, we used to beat Texas most of the time.

Edit: And still no other conference wanted us. 

Edited October 2, 2021 by Mdhorn

[HuntinHorn 975]

Glad to come out of Funkytown with a win.  Even with the  rampant shitting of the bed,  Ill take it....on to OU sucks!

Edited October 2, 2021 by HuntinHorn

[UDontKnow 10439]

@Wulaw Horn Start the OU sucks game week thread!

 

 

[mvlonghorns 284]

Great job to hold on for the W by Bijan and Co at the end. We should have won by 21 though, lots of stuff for Sark to fix with the passing game before Dallas.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Just now, achooloco said:

That’s fair. We all idiots at 18. I have no hate for him unless he dies more dumbass shot. He can ball for sure. I wish him luck when they don’t play us 

Welp, that's the last time we'll play them in at least the next decade

[Henry Hill 3156]

In Bijan we trust

[CurlyDumps 4430]

My heart breaks for all those Texas -6 tickets.

[Js1 84995]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What's the final tally on Bijan

35-216-2

[Tonesky 900]

Hook ‘Em!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Light the motherfucking tower!

[Laxtonto 11901]

3 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Is that FatPat in his Halloween costume? The resemblance in uncanny…

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What's the final tally on Bijan

32 car for 193 and 2 TDs. 22 yds receiving

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

Cathartic

[coachherman'sgrill 1936]

Did ABC screw up in the first half with how many timeouts TCU had????

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

So, the line is Texas -4 and we win by 5.  Bookies know their stuff.

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Last line I saw was Texas -5.5. Didn’t cover. 

Texas would have easily covered if didn't refuse 4 points. 

You almost wonder if the coaches knew what the line was?

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

How the hell do you neg on this site? Some of u pussies need some serious neggin pages 1-3… hook-em

Edited October 2, 2021 by ChickenNuggets

[ztejas 43191]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Last line I saw was Texas -5.5. Didn’t cover. 

It was -4 at kick. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

What a sell.  Come play for us, we used to beat Texas most of the time.

So much for that pitch line. Have fun in the AAC, cockroaches. 

[mchookem 15879]

fuck it, let's go 🤘

 

[Juke_Em 47]

Give 11 for TCU our game ball. His turnovers were the difference 

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Welp, that's the last time we'll play them in at least the next decade

Good

[hookem48 4630]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Shit play calls. Shit receiver performance. Shit defense.  All world next level super human Bijan performance 

shit qb performance, how do you not mention that?

[HuntinHorn 975]

13 minutes ago, B00M said:

I was referring to the defense on that drive