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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's embarrassing to have a school in this state making excuses like aggy does for their screw ups.   They know this makes them look like idiots.    

I'm just shocked they haven't found a way to blame Longhorn Network for this yet.   Or have they and I missed it?

 

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Every time they want an excuse for failure it's always some stupid conspiracy. Should change the name to Texas Q&Anon

I bet they have a bunch of Schwag already made for A&M-Qatar, no?   So we just cut off the “tar” and sell A&Mqa merch.  Fuckers’ll buy anything.  No CR, if you’re a Q believer,  you’re on the wrong site.  We’re demented and sad, but not stupid.  

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Gotta say.. it's nice for the national media to have little actual college football news to talk about so they can spend eternity outing aggy for what we already know...

 

 

 

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41 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Gotta say.. it's nice for the national media to have little actual college football news to talk about so they can spend eternity outing aggy for what we already know...

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, pacman said:

This whole saga couldn't be more aggy.

 

 

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I like how LSU fans sort of fill in the gaps and make the jokes that we've missed. It provides for a comprehensive shitting on of aggy across multiple boards. 

How fucking convenient.   Lost their DC and OL coach.   Many of the starters opting out and no QB with any experience.   They were going to get their asses best and pulled this weak ass shit to duck the game.   

Further, testing is at the discretion of the school (I think).

They baked this bullshit early to give them an out.   Giving up a months worth of valuable practices to not show your ass on TV is delicious 

The game is still more than a week away, and was moreso when they announced this. They could quarantine everyone and be ready to play, especially if these were breakthrough cases. They could probably get some practices in beforehand too. this was pure bitchassedness, the likes of which I don't think sports has ever seen from a program as a whole. I hope future bowls remember this and pass them over as a major fuck you. 

Every time aggy thinks they've overcome their stupidity...

 

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And you just know they'll be putting their hand out for their cut of the other SEC bowl games.

25 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

INGSOC violations:

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facecrime

malreported

AND IT'S GONE

ministry of information is going to have to work overtime this holiday weekend

That chickenshit site should change its color theme to yellow.

That's a great message they are sending to all these 5-stars they paid for. 

There has to be some way for aggy to get nailed on a few interstate commerce fraud charges for this shit.

guys i just want to say the last 10 pages or so of this thread is some of the funniest fucking content this thread has seen 😁

also i am having an aggy over for Christmas Eve dinner, so...

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7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

guys i just want to say the last 10 pages or so of this thread is some of the funniest fucking content this thread has seen 😁

also i am having an aggy over for Christmas Eve dinner, so...

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13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

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yeah, i know lol 

my BFF (UT alum) married aggy. he's actually almost completely normal, he only goes full aggy about football. for example, he is not happy about the diploma mill aggy has become, nor their handling of the Sul Ross mess. anyway, carry on!  

12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Suggested retail price: $19.39 

 

I am loving this! 

 

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6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

he is not happy about the diploma mill aggy has become, nor their handling of the Sul Ross mess.

Get him around other aggy and I bet that changes.

Funny that they are worried about killing people with COVID but had no problem killing people with a stack of logs.

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Further, testing is at the discretion of the school (I think).

They baked this bullshit early to give them an out.   Giving up a months worth of valuable practices to not show your ass on TV is delicious 

What about the bowl practices they've already had?  

And yeah, what about their share of the SEC bowl payout coffer that they're no longer contributing to?

Will aggy still chant S-E-C when they figure out that their Deep South cousins all want to kick them in their pussies?

Funny how they lauded their “win” over UNC last year who had all their best players opting out…..but when the tables turn.  Lol.  
 

weak!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

The game is still more than a week away, and was moreso when they announced this. They could quarantine everyone and be ready to play, especially if these were breakthrough cases. They could probably get some practices in beforehand too. this was pure bitchassedness, the likes of which I don't think sports has ever seen from a program as a whole. I hope future bowls remember this and pass them over as a major fuck you. 

TCU did this last season with the whatever bowl they were in against Arkansas.  Cancelled the day before.  Arky was literally getting on the plane to make the trip.  It was also the only game for that time slot and ESPN had to run something else.

NCAA should come down hard on Aggy like they should have against TCU.

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Not unlike their bonfires. 

Apples and oranges. This comparison falls flat. 

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s close.

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Goddamn man, did you save that on your computer

I'm glad aggy is getting the disrespect they deserve over this chickenshit move.

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Will aggy still chant S-E-C when they figure out that their Deep South cousins all want to kick them in their pussies?

Aggy doesn't "figure out" things that non-aggy people do.

Apples and oranges. This comparison falls flat. 

Thier support in the SEC must be collapsing

Seems like they have plenty of 12th Man candidates who can step up and play on the offensive line.

 

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2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Further, testing is at the discretion of the school (I think).

They baked this bullshit early to give them an out.   Giving up a months worth of valuable practices to not show your ass on TV is delicious 

Will they give up the practices though?  I can see them going through the workouts - saying they want to get the "healthy" ones the work.  Who's gonna pay attention an realize that they have plenty of people practicing.  

Wow. That's too far, even for Surly standards.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

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You're so cool and edgy making fun of people with disabilities. 

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3 minutes ago, royiv said:

You're so cool and edgy making fun of people with disabilities. 

Is this not the aggy thread?

Just now, hookemATL said:

Is this not the aggy thread?

I mean, how are we supposed to tell?

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