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Just remember bag hag moves to corn land the five star recruits start rolling in.

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Funniest thing is Saban said aggy was using NIL to pay players and Jimbo responds with "We aren't cheating!!!"

49 minutes ago, Deej said:

Funniest thing is Saban said aggy was using NIL to pay players and Jimbo responds with "We aren't cheating!!!"

 

Because they didn’t pay guys through NIL, so they don’t have the receipts for all their payments. aggy has to deny it. Now the smart would be to just ignore it and try to lay low, but aggy’s little man syndrome doesn’t allow them to do that. 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but even if it was NIL deals that landed the class..isn't NIL for high schoolers still not allowed in Texas? Thought that was why Ewers went to tOSU early
29 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Surprised to see this from them given their Texag ties

42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

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There is a saying … an emperor who loses their dynasty lashes out.

That's a saying?

Saban is playing chess and Jimbo is rolling rocks, he literally (for the second time) got hooked into showing his hand. If you want things to be quiet, it's probably not best to shout about it. It's already clear how you signed the best recruiting class, never defend your guilt. 

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

It's already clear how you signed the best recruiting class,

And signed them without NIL deals. Lulz. 

Southwestern was founded in 1840
I'd be fine with giving them flagship status just to hear the aggy wailing.
1 minute ago, ousux said:
4 hours ago, Scholz said:
Southwestern was founded in 1840

I'd be fine with giving them flagship status just to hear the aggy wailing.

I remember a long time ago aggy wanted to be renamed Texas State. Still makes me laugh that the waitress school in San Marcos accomplished that instead. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

Shit that will never happen 

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Relax, Frankie Aggie Goes To Hollywood on this kind of drama. They're living those dreams and scheming those schemes. Everyone keeps telling them 'don't do it!' but you know Aggie. They've moved on from national championships and are now creating 'epochs'....

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The Southeastern Conference was founded by men who believe(d) unequivocally that the labor of black men should be sold to the highest bidder at auction. We all knew that before "our university leadership" decided we should "become one of them."

Why is anyone having any problem with the proposition of the labor of black men being sold to the highest bidder now under the guise of NIL?

Sul Ross was a white supremacist. He believed black men were not human, but rather a mere commodity.

To be an aggy is to venerate Sul Ross. To venerate Sul Ross is to believe without reservation in "the supremacy of the white man."

Why are we still arguing about aggys paying for the labor of black men at auction?

Are we offended that the sale of the labor of black men to the highest bidder is happening, or are we feigning outrage just because black men are finally reaping a small fraction of the financial rewards?

 

Let’s be honest. Texas A&M is where one goes to venerate Sul Ross. Period. Not where one goes for a literary education, and not where any black athlete goes because he wants a quality education. 

All Jimbo and Nick are bitching about is who was the highest bidder, not what was in the best interest of any individual athlete. 

Both of them are insisting the labor of the black man is a commodity. They are only bitching about the price.

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aggy fell for Saban's plan.

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Bjork and Jimbo are idiots. Saban threw that out there knowing they would respond. Them he backed off today. Got everything he wanted from those two morons

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

Lol... of course "most" don't (wink wink) have NIL deals since "most" aren't enrolled yet...

Likely only have bag money so far

23 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Lol... of course "most" don't (wink wink) have NIL deals since "most" aren't enrolled yet...

Likely only have bag money so far

Are F250s still a thing?  

The aggy Bama game is gonna be really interesting this year. Especially with it being in Tuscaloosa. If we don’t see Saban and Jimbo throw hands during pregame I will be disappointed. 

Bjork and Jimbo are idiots. Saban threw that out there knowing they would respond. Them he backed off today. Got everything he wanted from those two morons

They have the #1 overall recruiting class of all time.

They aren’t idiots.

Like schools, coaches and players, college sports fans must learn to be completely cynical about the game that is now college sports.

44 minutes ago, markstanco said:


They have the #1 overall recruiting class of all time.

They aren’t idiots.

It's going to be fun to see how they get to 8-4 with this class.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:


They have the #1 overall recruiting class of all time.

They aren’t idiots.

And fishers awfully confident those freshman will beat the last greatest class of all time, Alabama’s class from the previous year. With several other #1 classes stacked behind it.   

14 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

If hell freezes over and aggy actually wins a “natty” or even the SEC West,  it will be fun to shout ASTERISK. 

I'd rather it didn't happen at all. Good thing history is on my side.

 

 

13 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
e: **JIMBO Press Conference*** (link in OP)Posted on 5/19/22 at 10:21 am to Farmer1906
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So Jimbo ultimately said nothing other than throw some insults at Saban.

-told people to talk to coaches that worked for Saban and they’ll tell you the shady shit he does, but being a coach that worked under Saban, didn’t actually say anything

-stated they did nothing wrong but also claimed to not know anything about NIL at A&M or how it works

-claimed they violated no state laws but said nothing about the NCAA

-lots of insults regarding Saban’s character

Didn't violate any laws -- but what about rules? (I'm sure they violated laws as well but sounded like Fisher was being real careful with some of what he said at times.)

 

10 hours ago, JFKFC said:

 

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8 hours ago, sidis said:

well, in fairness, more than half their five star guys are not from texas.  i think the most amazing thing about all this...is if bjork and fisher had any fucking brains between them, they would have just had the media group issue a statement:

"With all due respect to all parties involved, we disagree with and condemn Coach Saban's erroneous characterization of the efforts and hard work that went into building a strong recruiting class comprised of young men with integrity and character that we believe will carry forward the tradition of values and success that represent Texas A&M University.  It is unfortunate and disrespectful to these young men and their families to question their intentions and honor.  We note that all of Texas A&M's recruiting practices and policies are transparent and conform with the laws of the State of Texas, as well as the bylaws of the NCAA and Southeastern Conference.  We look forward to continuing to compete with respect and the type of integrity that represents the Spirit of Aggieland - in a manner that makes our entire student and alumni community proud."

story over.  saban looks like a hypocritical bitch.  tamu looks like the high road.  but because agros are gonna agro and jimbo is dumb fucking white trash from west virginia or whatever the fuck bumfuck place with a short man complex...they can't help themselves.

aggy doesn't know wha the high road is.

 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

And why hasn't anybody reported on that?

Laziness. They think it's OK to pay players now due to NIL so they don't even bother to differentiate between illegal payments or above-board (for now) payments.

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Relax, Frankie Aggie Goes To Hollywood on this kind of drama. They're living those dreams and scheming those schemes. Everyone keeps telling them 'don't do it!' but you know Aggie. They've moved on from national championships and are now creating 'epochs'....

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8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's a saying?

Jimbo, why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here.

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Dad or not,  he'd either lose the shirt and cup or hit the road. 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Kyle about to get doxxed. aggy researchers in high gear IDing his dad. 

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Got damnit, don't fuck up my Fort Worth. 

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Got damnit, don't fuck up my Fort Worth. 

Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?

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45 minutes ago, nnm said:

Kyle about to get doxxed. aggy researchers in high gear IDing his dad. 

Nah.  That’s guy literally looks like every Aggy dad out there.  There’s 10,000 aggies wondering why their dad is at Kyle Umlangs house. 

Are they doing this in response to UT Dallas doing better than all of their neglected satellite campuses?

If you go back and listen to Saban's comments and contextualize where he said it, he's basically telling his boosters "here's what A&M did and why they got their class, so we should probably be stepping our efforts up". Of course it's a slight shot at A&M but nothing over the line.

 

Jimbo's blustered response is just more cringey and embarassing the more you listen to it.

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Kyle's existence proves that even tiny dicks can work.

Or maybe Kyle looks like the mailman.

12 hours ago, Deej said:

I remember a long time ago aggy wanted to be renamed Texas State. Still makes me laugh that the waitress school in San Marcos accomplished that instead. 

Sauce?

If aggy wanted to be Texas State, they would've made it happen decades ago like every other states' ag school. But, those backwards maroons insist on keeping "A&M" in their moniker even though it now "stands for nothing". Like it ever did...

aggy, from the lowest turd at texags up through the coach, the AD, and John Sharp, have publicly displayed without embarrassment or shame what petulant, whiny  little bitches they are….. and always have been.

Even those mouth breathing SEC clod-hoppers are beginning to catch on to their fraudulent blowhard history.

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