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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

TEXAS A&M - Very Impressive Stats!!!!!!  Jimbo's buyout costs.....

Posted on 10/24/22 at 11:16 am
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Year Buyout Number
2022 $85,950,000
2023 $76,800,000
2024 $67,550,000
2025 $58,200,000
2026 $48,750,000
2027 $39,200,000
2028 $29,550,000
2029 $19,800,000
2030 $9,950,000

This will also be used in recruiting against them for the next few years until they can afford to fire him.

"They extended him to keep it at 10 years before. Why do you think they haven't extended him the last few years? He's not going to be there your whole career, guaranteed."

Also, another reminder of this brilliance:

"Texas A&M’s Jimbo Fisher Is Worth Every Penny of His Contract Extension" - by Richard Justice

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/jimbo-fisher-contract-extension/

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The notion of A&M being able to "afford" to buy him out at some point is hilarious.  It's still the same amount of money.  His annual salary chips away at the buyout, plus/minus.

Beyond that, any austerity plan in which A&M doesn't extend or give raises is, in the current environment, tacit admission that they are just riding it out.  It's a bad look, and it furthers @Huckleberry's notion that recruiting will suffer.  Not that recruiting isn't already suffering, or that they're doing anything with the talent they've signed.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Aggy OL, already a wet paper towel, gets worse. 

 

Damn. That Bryce Foster dude can't catch a break. 

That pep rally, or cult propaganda video, or whatever the hell that was I saw a couple of weeks ago was literally the weirdest thing I may have ever seen.

I’m really torn about the reports of a divided locker room and impending mass portalling of the bestest ‘crootin’ class evah. 
On the one hand, I want the mediocrity to stay around as long as possible, leaving aggy in perpetual CFB purgatory. 
On the other hand, I always want complete and utter aggy collapse. Every year. 
So it’s really a win-win situation. 

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That pep rally, or cult propaganda video, or whatever the hell that was I saw a couple of weeks ago was literally the weirdest thing I may have ever seen.

It borderline made me wish football didn't exist, just so that wouldn't either.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

It borderline made me wish football didn't exist, just so that wouldn't either.

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Heard about this tweet on Jim Rome today:

 

 

 

This is funny because Jace was drafted 1 spot before McLaurin, and this aggy TE (who Looch said was their Gronk) is already out of the NFL after 3 years and 4 teams. 

Speaking of which, looks like their other "great" TE Wydermire went undrafted this year and is already out of the NFL after 2 teams. 

Jimbo's just killing it with the NFL player development for his favorite pass catchers. 

You know things are bad when Liucci admits on his podcast this week that they should have lost to Arkansas. 

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58 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Believe me they are even better then they seem in the good times.

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They have just never come close to experiencing it.

4 hours ago, 89Horn said:

The Kidz Fund?

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By the way, I do want one of those shirts.  I believe it would be fun to wear around my aggy acquaintances.

Im ordering one for the deer lease. 5 aggys and me. Will be worn plenty as this situation isn’t getting better. 

3 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Believe me they are even better then they seem in the good times.

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They have just never come close to experiencing it.

That's not true. They got to celebrate a national championship AND Hitler invading Poland all in the same season. It's just every year since then that's been not so good for them. 

8 minutes ago, Pods said:

That's not true. They got to celebrate a national championship AND Hitler invading Poland all in the same season. It's just every year since then that's been not so good for them. 

My bad I forgot I had to refer to all those 90+ year old internet posters that were old enough to experience it.

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Almost certainly aggy trolling, but it’s aggy so who knows …

 

22 minutes ago, nnm said:

Almost certainly aggy trolling, but it’s aggy so who knows …

 

Lol, wth?

4 hours ago, Deej said:

You know things are bad when Liucci admits on his podcast this week that they should have lost to Arkansas. 

Played out meme, but fitting:

 

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Or gif whatever.

The Kidz Fund?
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By the way, I do want one of those shirts.  I believe it would be fun to wear around my aggy acquaintances.

Just make one. Don’t support those fools.

So, uhh, can we get LJ Johnson and Denver Harris? Also Evan Stewart if that's the 4th player? 

Twitter rumor is they were smoking weed in the locker room. Lmao if true 

Time to bring demas back! 
 

I called the shot last week they’d lose to sc but somehow bounce back vs kiffin. I’m still holding to it. 

45 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

via @Longhorn_Frenzy

The wheels, they have fallen off. Wow

 

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Did Denver Harris hit someone while speeding through a parking garage this time?

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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In all honesty, I'm impressed that an Aggie knows the word "apotheosis. "  Probably did his undergrad at an Ivy League school.

47 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So, uhh, can we get LJ Johnson and Denver Harris? Also Evan Stewart if that's the 4th player? 


Do we even want Harris? He seems like the biggest fuckup in a class full of big fuckups. I'm serious.

 

19 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Twitter rumor is they were smoking weed in the locker room. Lmao if true 

This would seem to make it very difficult to dispute the charge that "he has lost the locker room."

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


In all honesty, I'm impressed that an Aggie knows the word "apotheosis. "  Probably did his undergrad at an Ivy League school.

I believe aggy offers a degree in Vocabulary.

31 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Twitter rumor is they were smoking weed in the locker room. Lmao if true 

 

27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Other twitter rumor is that one of the Aggie trainers caught two Aggie players tag-teaming a woman who was not associated with the team in the locker room.

34 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Other twitter rumor is that one of the Aggie trainers caught two Aggie players tag-teaming a woman who was not associated with the team in the locker room.

Could it have been the player who was DMing a chick on Friday about getting together in Columbia?

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I am not as good at this as @Longhorn_Frenzy, but chinpupes is such a little bitch. Look at his twitter comments when he can't ban his loyal cult members and control the narrative. Such a pussy.  He's a total pissant.

Hook'em 

 

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Whatever. You get the point. Loochi is a douche.

They may not even be a Top 5 team any more...

 

 

 

 

in the SEC West.

"Other twitter rumor is that one of the Aggie trainers caught two Aggie players tag-teaming a woman livestock who was not associated with the team in the locker room."

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18 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ironically at the same event that Jon Sharp gave Jimbo the fake plaque, Colby Carthel (now HC at SFA) was half-ass recognized for actually winning a national championship for A&M Commerce 

 

 

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I know Colby pretty well(interned for the TAMUC athletics dept when he was coach) and asked him what his thoughts about Jimbo's fake plaque were. He didn't care since he won a real national title. His wife however was pretty annoyed at the aggy regents for robbing Colby of his spotlight moment with that ridiculous plaque for Jimbo. 

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18 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ironically at the same event that Jon Sharp gave Jimbo the fake plaque, Colby Carthel (now HC at SFA) was half-ass recognized for actually winning a national championship for A&M Commerce 

 

 

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Also obligatory. Bringing these up from archives. Thanks for these @OU Sucks

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rumor on the reddit is they are transferring and trying to get others to go with them.  

It’s difficult to believe this is a program that once won a Daytime Emmy.

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Do we even want Harris? He seems like the biggest fuckup in a class full of big fuckups. I'm serious.

 

Absolutely not, he is the leader of the dipshits. Bryce Anderson (6th ranked run defender in the nation regardless of position) is the one who we need to be in contact with.

I still can't believe they distribute tickets to students in that manner when they're going to be begging people to fill up that monstrosity. Do any fellow olds remember standing in line at Belmont and handing over your IDs for your group and watching them spin the wooden box full of tickets like lotto balls? Mind you kids, this was 1985, or 2022 in bryan/college station.

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This can't be posted enough:

 

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