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inject this shit into my veins , only thing that could get better is the NCAA followups for bag money instead of NIL 

15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Failed kind of depends on your perspective. If I got paid over $100 million by Texas A&M to crater their football program I would consider it my crowning achievement. 

Exactly.  Shit, I think I could manage the same feat for a lowly 3.5/yr.  

 

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The A&M recipe for why I am laughing my arse off at their misfortunes: 



2) Spend a repulsive amount of oil money on stadium upgrades, coaches, and purchasing the best recruiting class in history. Basically an attempt to purchase a blue blood card.  
 

Oh I'm stealing that.  

15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Failed kind of depends on your perspective. If I got paid over $100 million by Texas A&M to crater their football program I would consider it my crowning achievement. 

He’s not cratering it, he is just “SOS’ing” it.

4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

I still can't believe they distribute tickets to students in that manner when they're going to be begging people to fill up that monstrosity. Do any fellow olds remember standing in line at Belmont and handing over your IDs for your group and watching them spin the wooden box full of tickets like lotto balls? Mind you kids, this was 1985, or 2022 in bryan/college station.

Well, we know lists don't work for them.

13 hours ago, bluto said:

Time to bring demas back! 
 

I called the shot last week they’d lose to sc but somehow bounce back vs kiffin. I’m still holding to it. 

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go home, Bluto, you’re drunk 

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aggy has zero chance of beating Ole Miss this week

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not with half their Team on probation 

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Saturday’s flop was A&M’s third consecutive loss and its 8th in its past 14 games vs. FBS opponents, and despite some slapstick moments it didn’t introduce any new plot lines that haven’t already been thoroughly exhausted in that run. The offense (still) stinks, languishing at the bottom of the SEC in both yards and points per game. The quarterback situation, allegedly Jimbo Fisher’s specialty, is (still) untenable. The blue-chip personnel is (still) playing down to relatively mediocre competition. The remaining schedule is (still) a slog. Fisher is (still) not relinquishing play-calling duties, at least not anytime soon. Midway through Year 5, his overall winning percentage is (still) virtually identical to Kevin Sumlin’s. And, yes, as if you have to ask: Fisher’s big, fat championship-or-bust contract is (still) a historic burden that all but guarantees his job security for the foreseeable future. It is (still) among the worst deals ever signed in a sport notorious for handing coaches lopsided contracts, and getting worse by the week. Parting ways before the end of this year would cost A&M not one penny less than $85,950,000, a truly obscene number that (still) demands to be written out in full. There’s no loophole for losing, no brilliant TAMU attorney about to burst into the room with a novel idea for getting around it. (If there was anybody like that around, ideally they would have stopped the deal from going through in the first place, or at the very least the extension that solidified Fisher’s position without him even asking.)
2 hours ago, Big Frog II said:

They campout to watch that team?  That truly is a cult.

What the fuck else is there to do in College Station?

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4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What the fuck else is there to do in College Station?

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17 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What the fuck else is there to do in College Station?

Not nearly as much since they are no longer allowed to stack logs.

With the rumors emerging that Texas A&M players have been smoking pot and having sex in the locker room (lulz), this YouTuber floats the theory that the school may be looking for a loophole to fire Jimbo for cause to eschew from paying the buyout.

I've never heard of this YouTuber, Zach Smith, but he seems to be pretty smart and knows a lot about the kind of abuses that happen at college programs. He does seem to reference Ohio State football, as well. It sure sounds like he know his stuff and it's worth a watch. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Would be so much better if we weren't trending toward our 13th consecutive year of mediocrity. 

Alas, nothing can completely diminish how fun it is to see NASCAR Jim and his team flaming out, I mean really flaming out. 

Trending?

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Oh come on. Giving Zach Smith page views now? 

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I don’t blame the kids.  They were probably smoking weed to help treat the eye cancer they got from repeated exposure to Jimbos game-plans.  It was for medicinal use only.  I heard they somehow fashioned Jimbos plaque into a pipe so I give them an A for effort.  

59 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What the fuck else is there to do in College Station?

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3 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

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That's fake. Nobody in College Station needs the South Austin's Mom of glory holes. 

We're laughing at A&M for smoking weed in the locker room, but has anyone checked to see if our team (staff included) is ripping joints at halftime too?

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3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

We're laughing at A&M for smoking weed in the locker room, but has anyone checked to see if our team (staff included) is ripping joints at halftime too?

I know I’m smoking them at the half. Anyone else?

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Will everyone stop claiming they bought that class with NIL money? Even Jimbo said they didn't have NIL in place. It's straight up bag money. 

I'm betting that they will self admit the bag money if they can. Taking a hit might give them cause to fire JImbo. Finding an alum to take one for the team is probably going to be easier than finding a coed willing to sleep with him.

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

We're laughing at A&M for smoking weed in the locker room, but has anyone checked to see if our team (staff included) is ripping joints at halftime too?

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6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

We're laughing at A&M for smoking weed in the locker room, but has anyone checked to see if our team (staff included) is ripping joints at halftime too?

Don't ask, don't tell.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I know I’m smoking them at the half. Anyone else?

 

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10 minutes ago, Foosters said:

We're laughing at A&M for smoking weed in the locker room, but has anyone checked to see if our team (staff included) is ripping joints at halftime too?

Nah, we'll stick with the Nuru massages and Barry Manilow records.

How long before they conduct an "internal investigation" and try to fire him for cause?

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

How long before they conduct an "internal investigation" and try to fire him for cause?

The great thing about this is when they eventually do try to fire him for cause, aggy is so fucking stupid there's going to be dozens of emails and texts uncovered during the inevitable subpoena process, that clearly show the administration scheming to find any way they can to invent cause.

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

How stupid do you have to be to not know that was coming?

37 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Billy tweeting at 1:44 AM seems like Bad Idea Jeans.

 

7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

The great thing about this is when they eventually do try to fire him for cause, aggy is so fucking stupid there's going to be dozens of emails and texts uncovered during the inevitable subpoena process, that clearly show the administration scheming to find any way they can to invent cause.

Not only that -- I'm sure evidence would come up about aggy boosters/athletic admin brokering deals that could crater the whole fucking thing.

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Their entire existence has been very Clark Griswold-like. Wanted the blue super sports wagon, ended up with the metallic pea green family truckster. 

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22 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I know I’m smoking them at the half. Anyone else?

Just at the half? 

14 minutes ago, TXpride said:

How long before they conduct an "internal investigation" and try to fire him for cause?

I was thinking the same thing. Admit to cheating, blame it on jumbo. Also give the kids weed in the locker room, hell have them kill a hooker or two, whatever it takes to get him tagged with "lack of institutional control" to can him for cause. Of course, I'm almost certain they were dumb enough to not have even that escape, because they're morons who literally gave his agent a black check and said "write in a number no strings attached."

23 minutes ago, TXpride said:

How long before they conduct an "internal investigation" and try to fire him for cause?

Can’t they go Tech/Leach on Jimbo if they really want him gone?

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Can’t they go Tech/Leach on Jimbo if they really want him gone?

In theory, yes, they could hide behind sovereign immunity. Good luck attracting Jimbo 2.0 with that strategery. 

40 minutes ago, Foosters said:

We're laughing at A&M for smoking weed in the locker room, but has anyone checked to see if our team (staff included) is ripping joints at halftime too?

@ztejas 

Sources say this is where they got the weed they were smoking in the locker room

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And to think less than nine months ago they were on top of the world after "signing" the bestest crootin' class in history

39 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

How stupid do you have to be to not know that was coming?

Are you talking about the mid-season implosion, or the weather?

With their 4th loss of the season the aggies have officially tied the worst regular season after signing the #1 recruiting class with the 2010 Florida Gators who went 8-4 and lost the bowl. 

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

What the fuck else is there to do in College Station?

You serious Clark?  Here are the top 12 things to do, and the GWB library leads all!  Scavenger hunts seem popular there too. As does their bitchin' mall.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g55649-Activities-College_Station_Texas.html

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1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

With their 4th loss of the season the aggies have officially tied the worst regular season after signing the #1 recruiting class with the 2010 Florida Gators who went 8-4 and lost the bowl. 

Nobody does less with more than aggy.  And 2nd place isn't close.

21 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Are you talking about the mid-season implosion, or the weather?

Why not both!

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