Tell Me About Texas a&m

[UTEE97 3,371]

 

 

[Vito Andolini 9,036]

10 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yep https://12thman.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/coaches/g-guerrieri/1500

G Guerrieri? I knew his cousin, H. pylori.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Vito Andolini

[Longboard Horn 39,798]

8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fuck the Dodgers 

 

8 hours ago, Deej said:

 

Did nothing wrong. 

Edited October 27, 2022 by Longboard Horn
Hoes mad lol

[Longboard Horn 39,798]

 

[jimmyjazz 45,055]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Gilmer or Ohio? Gilmer here.

tOSU

[Pimphand 5,502]

19 hours ago, shnsajax said:

ESPN Bottom 10

I hope after they lose to KlanAggy and Gayta the next 2 weeks he just writes something like 'They are Agholio! They need TP for their bunghole!"

[Pimphand 5,502]

The wizards of TexAgs have figured out the issue!

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3333323

Them premadonnas [sic] cant beat them 3 stars

[nnm 35,473]

Seems at least some aren’t happy with Baghdad Billy. 

 

[CooterBrown 17,695]

Jimbo was just trying to protect them from fentanyl-laced Skittles. 
He's a hero who just cares about the welfare of his players. 

If anyone knows how to recognize opioid laced candy, it’s a hillbilly from West Virginia.

[Pimphand 5,502]

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Seems at least some aren’t happy with Baghdad Billy. 

 

Fuck chin pubes but using KarenKeyLargo as a source is definitely not a good strategy.

[Tex Pete 20,019]

And “vaping” in the locker room can still be essentially the same as “smoking weed.”

[CooterBrown 17,695]

and i never understood the kendra Scott thing

Scott is a billionaire. That buys a lot of cocaine.

[Tex Pete 20,019]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Fuck chin pubes but using KarenKeyLargo as a source is definitely not a good strategy.

I like that she’s an outsider and prone to flying off the handle. She’s much more likely to burn it all down, accidentally or deliberately. 

[Pimphand 5,502]

18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I like that she’s an outsider and prone to flying off the handle. She’s much more likely to burn it all down, accidentally or deliberately. 

Captain Insano shows no mercy

[NoName 16,196]

16 hours ago, markstanco said:

Billy was on at noon with Dusty and Danny on Mad Dog Sports.  

On the donors getting money together to get rid of him:  He said when Sumlin was ousted he was owed 24 or 25 million and they negotiated that down because it was a lot of money so paying the current is a no-go.

excuse me? he is saying they fired Kevin Sumlin, then negotiated down his buyout after they fired him? in what universe would Sumlin literally ever agree to this. it's the exact opposite of what was and has been reported on this topic for literal years.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,779]

Credit @Longhorn_Frenzy

[Basil 733]

Juw could keep on knocking but you can’t come in!

[Deej 76,081]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Did nothing wrong. 

haha...so sensitive...I'm even an Astros fan...if you can't laugh about it, follow the Yankees. 

[txhorns 2,400]

17 minutes ago, NoName said:

excuse me? he is saying they fired Kevin Sumlin, then negotiated down his buyout after they fired him? in what universe would Sumlin literally ever agree to this. it's the exact opposite of what was and has been reported on this topic for literal years.

If you were a black man living in College Station who had already made millions you too might take less money to get out of the racist shithole.

['stache 21,490]

This sums up their whole ethos and why they will always suck. Pure fixation on ratings and titles. They got Jimbo, he won a title somewhere, so thats enough. Buy a bunch of players with fancy stars, that’s good enough.  No ability whatsoever to acknowledge strength and conditioning and actual coaching prowess and spotting potential in 17 year olds who aren’t quite there yet but can be in a year or two. Dozens of teams are thriving with mostly 3 star players, the NFL is littered with players who were 3 stars or lower out of high school. Even the blue bloods don’t just chase stars they are looking for particular things. Aggy sees stars and signs them up nothing else considered. Their brains are completely incapable of deeper thought, just stars and got jimbo.  It’s why they will always be losers.

 

[jimmyjazz 45,055]

One of the many gems on that texags thread:

Quote

TCU would get throttled by the upper half of the SEC.

Georgia?  Yes.  Alabama?  Not so sure.  Tennessee?  I doubt it.  LSU?  No.  Mississippi State?  No.  Ole Miss?  No.  Kentucky?  Hell no.

[Crapinon 2,238]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

The wizards of TexAgs have figured out the issue!

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3333323

Them premadonnas [sic] cant beat them 3 stars

I wonder how they would compete against postmadonnas? 

[ButtFumble 5,065]

jimbo solved the issue with a team full of jimbo clones

[Js1 82,369]

12 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

this is an opportunity and another crutin' advantage!

LMAO this is what you say after year 1 when you inherited a pile of crap, like Sark.  Not in year 5 with all handpicked recruits/transfers and after you paid for the #1 class.

[DigglerontheHoof 20,450]

19 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

jimbo solved the issue with a team full of jimbo clones

the coach's reaction at the end is hilarious.  "damn, we can't even run out onto the field"

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

I’ve always wondered what Madonna acted like before she was Madonna.

[ABSR 5,266]

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

LMAO this is what you say after year 1 when you inherited a pile of crap, like Sark.  Not in year 5 with all handpicked recruits/transfers and after you paid for the #1 class.

Look, it's the 5th year seniors that are the problem.  How can you expect Jimbo to excel when he still has to deal with the prior regime's guys causing all the issues!

[Crapinon 2,238]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3263611/1                                                                                                                                        This thread on Texags has it all. Beginning with "Everyone fears us because of our NIL money" on page one, to; 

 

[markstanco 12,424]

40 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Not in year 5 with all handpicked recruits/transfers and after you paid for the #1 class.

Jimbo said they didnt pay for this class, SO YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE-ASS MOUTH spreading disinformation

[lilMAC25 3,770]

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

michelle still has a pic with her and tom as her twitter avatar

and i never understood the kendra scott thing

michelle has incredible tits

HUGE TRACTS OF LAND!

Because people can’t simply say “he failed and he should be fired for failing”, they have to invent classless bullshit rumors about other alumni.

[Beau Vine 53,625]

[lilMAC25 3,770]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, the dude who couldn’t throw it 60 yds WITH A RUNNING START was gonna lead them to an undefeated season.

 

[Teamdirtyleg 1,052]

9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

michelle still has a pic with her and tom as her twitter avatar

and i never understood the kendra scott thing

michelle has incredible tits

HUGE TRACTS OF LAND!

men rarely cheat up

[Macanudo 12,649]

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’ve always wondered what Madonna acted like before she was Madonna.

Like  a virgin

 

[UTEE97 3,371]

I stopped drinking coffee in the morning after I discovered this thread. This is all I need to keep me going through the day.

[mdleast 8,016]

Like  a virgin
 

[Vertigo 20,203]

42 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Yes, the dude who couldn’t throw it 60 40 yds WITH A RUNNING START was gonna lead them to an undefeated season.

 

FIFY

[Macanudo 12,649]

Is there any other CFB program out there where a board or board owner has so much sway?   You'd think that someone, anyone with any degree of authority at A&M would recognize that Texags, and extension Lucci, hurt their brand.

 

But then again, their brand appeals to knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing chuckleheads who want to go back to the way things were in the 1950s.

[Deej 76,081]

Just now, Macanudo said:

Is there any other CFB program out there where a board or board owner has so much sway?   You'd think that someone, anyone with any degree of authority at A&M would recognize that Texags, and extension Lucci, hurt their brand.

 

But then again, their brand appeals to knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing chuckleheads who want to go back to the way things were in the 1950s.

Pretty sure TexAgs is part of the Athletic Department. 

[BigHornedLurker 1,878]

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3263611/1                                                                                                                                        This thread on Texags has it all. Beginning with "Everyone fears us because of our NIL money" on page one, to; 

 

Also would have accepted 

Jameis Winston: "your midget feat are too large too make their own tracks" 

[MAUFRAIS 6,539]

Like  a virgin
 

Dick dick dick dick dick

[markstanco 12,424]

35 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

FIFY

Is he injured or something?  12 year olds can throw it 40 yards. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,779]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Yes, the dude who couldn’t throw it 60 yds WITH A RUNNING START was gonna lead them to an undefeated season.

 

That was the most surprising part of Saturday.  How weak of an arm he has.  I would have thought just because he's an elite baseball player he'd have a better arm than that.

[Huckleberry 32,144]

I didn't watch any of their game. Is there a clip of this hail mary that Weigman threw?

[speed817 18,785]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I didn't watch any of their game. Is there a clip of this hail mary that Weigman threw?

[Vito Andolini 9,036]

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I didn't watch any of their game. Is there a clip of this hail mary that Weigman threw?

At the 29:48 mark.

https://youtu.be/Bm7wIZRrkxg

[Wally Pryor 5,198]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

At the 29:48 mark.

https://youtu.be/Bm7wIZRrkxg

Dear lord.

Any Ried / Reid like.

 

[Orange&White 5,497]

29 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Dick dick dick dick dick

"How many dicks is that?"

[Beau Vine 53,625]

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

men rarely cheat up

 

 

[SimkinsMan 4,250]

30 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

At the 29:48 mark.

https://youtu.be/Bm7wIZRrkxg

Yeah, so about a 45-yard throw. Not great, bob.