October 27, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said: I am sure the hardcore recruiting nerds either know about this or will tell me I am wrong. My oldest nephew is friends with Weigman. He said that UT was interested but because they wouldn’t let him play both football and baseball, he chose aggy. My dad ran into Weigman’s mom in Cypress and she said it was because of Herman. I take this to mean Herman wouldn’t let him play both and/or they really disliked that fraud. if all we ever get out of ewers is 49-0 then it's still a fortuitous turn of events
October 27, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: You don't say... can each bag be recycled for blowjob redemption or is it 1-and-done per bag? that looks like several hundred blowjobs at first glance....
October 27, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, mchookem said: so did bama. it's like aggy wants to lose. Tweet See new Tweets Conversation SEC Mike @MichaelWBratton Texas A&M's struggles on the field might be all part of the masterplan to help recruiting: "They see opportunities. Everybody says, 'Why go somewhere that's winning all the time? I may not play in awhile.'"
October 27, 20223 yr On 10/26/2022 at 10:19 AM, Huckleberry said: 2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82 I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue.
October 27, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Chopper said: and that UMass is their only certain win. Not so fast my friend.... I - FBS Massachusetts beat Stony Brook 20-3 I - FCS Stony Brook beat Maine 28-27 I - FCS Maine beat Hampton 31-24 I - FCS Hampton beat Tuskegee 42-10 II Tuskegee beat Lane 35-31 II Lane beat Tennessee St 28-27 I - FCS Tennessee St beat Tennessee Tech 30-14 I - FCS Tennessee Tech beat TX A&M Commerce 26-25 I - FCS TX A&M Commerce beat SE Louisiana 31-28 I - FCS SE Louisiana beat Incarnate Word 41-35 I - FCS Incarnate Word beat Nevada 55-41 I - FBS Nevada beat Texas St 38-14 I - FBS Texas St beat Appalachian St 36-24 I - FBS Appalachian St beat Texas A&M 17-14
October 27, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said: I am sure the hardcore recruiting nerds either know about this or will tell me I am wrong. My oldest nephew is friends with Weigman. He said that UT was interested but because they wouldn’t let him play both football and baseball, he chose aggy. My dad ran into Weigman’s mom in Cypress and she said it was because of Herman. I take this to mean Herman wouldn’t let him play both and/or they really disliked that fraud. Herman offered Conner but it was after Texas had offered Ewers, Murphy and Klubnik which didn't sit well and after Sark never contacted him after he was hired . I'm not sure how Herman felt about baseball, but does anyone think Jimbo Fisher would be ok with that? And don't tell me Jameis played baseball, completely different circumstances. Weig hasn't touched a bat in about a year and a half (he's not a pitcher)
October 27, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said: (he's not a pitcher) Not with that arm.
October 27, 20223 yr Herman offered Conner but it was after Texas had offered Ewers, Murphy and Klubnik which didn't sit well and after Sark never contacted him after he was hired . I'm not sure how Herman felt about baseball, but does anyone think Jimbo Fisher would be ok with that? And don't tell me Jameis played baseball, completely different circumstances. Weig hasn't touched a bat in about a year and a half (he's not a pitcher) Just relaying what he told my nephew and what his mom said. No idea if he is actually going to play baseball.
October 27, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, JMFP said: Looks like you've contributed to her wealth... 41 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: can each bag be recycled for blowjob redemption or is it 1-and-done per bag? that looks like several hundred blowjobs at first glance....
October 27, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said: Just relaying what he told my nephew and what his mom said. No idea if he is actually going to play baseball. I get it, not meant as a shot at your comment. just funny to see all the "he's going to drop football for baseball " posts, apparently some aggy posters say over injury (concussion) concerns. He's only had one of those, and he played half his junior year on a pretty bad knee sprain that was kept really quiet. Definitely not something a kid that was rumored to be concerned about his baseball draft status would have been playing through.
October 27, 20223 yr 35 minutes ago, markstanco said: Not so fast my friend.... I - FBS Massachusetts beat Stony Brook 20-3 I - FCS Stony Brook beat Maine 28-27 I - FCS Maine beat Hampton 31-24 I - FCS Hampton beat Tuskegee 42-10 II Tuskegee beat Lane 35-31 II Lane beat Tennessee St 28-27 I - FCS Tennessee St beat Tennessee Tech 30-14 I - FCS Tennessee Tech beat TX A&M Commerce 26-25 I - FCS TX A&M Commerce beat SE Louisiana 31-28 I - FCS SE Louisiana beat Incarnate Word 41-35 I - FCS Incarnate Word beat Nevada 55-41 I - FBS Nevada beat Texas St 38-14 I - FBS Texas St beat Appalachian St 36-24 I - FBS Appalachian St beat Texas A&M 17-14 According to that UMass should beat aggy by 131 points
October 27, 20223 yr Popular Post Assume this has been posted already. Nothing says failure like a Hitler video.
October 27, 20223 yr At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken.
October 27, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, NoName said: @RGBIII can you have behavior/morality clauses in NIL deals? i seem to remember someone (you) saying that as long as they were enrolled and "on the team" they got paid? Ya you can include those, we have those in all of ours. Depends on how you structure your payments
October 27, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Rimbo said: You know. I would point at the four very active threads we have on aggy right now (this, Jimbo recruiting, KKL, and the screenshot megathread) and go "obsession noted" or some dumb shit like that, except for two things. One, I'm enjoying the hell out of this. Two, so is everyone else. Have you seen r/CFB on Reddit lately? It's turned into r/point_and_laugh_at_aggy. Aggy stupidity has gone national. Their "100 year decision" is paying off! Whoa whoa whoa. Where is this screenshot thread?!? Edit: Found it. Well, I guess the next few hours of my life are now occupied. Edited October 27, 20223 yr by nnm
October 27, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken.
October 27, 20223 yr "At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken." and the boys down at the sheep dip station.
October 27, 20223 yr Popular Post The guy who makes the boots for the corps guys should be able to pony up for an NIL deal with all the money he's stolen selling them women's riding boots all these years.
October 27, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, JMFP said: Looks like you've contributed to her wealth... A lot of men have via their wives.
October 27, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, markstanco said: Not so fast my friend.... I - FBS Massachusetts beat Stony Brook 20-3 I - FCS Stony Brook beat Maine 28-27 I - FCS Maine beat Hampton 31-24 I - FCS Hampton beat Tuskegee 42-10 II Tuskegee beat Lane 35-31 II Lane beat Tennessee St 28-27 I - FCS Tennessee St beat Tennessee Tech 30-14 I - FCS Tennessee Tech beat TX A&M Commerce 26-25 I - FCS TX A&M Commerce beat SE Louisiana 31-28 I - FCS SE Louisiana beat Incarnate Word 41-35 I - FCS Incarnate Word beat Nevada 55-41 I - FBS Nevada beat Texas St 38-14 I - FBS Texas St beat Appalachian St 36-24 I - FBS Appalachian St beat Texas A&M 17-14 Can I get you to help me with my math? Edited October 27, 20223 yr by Harrison Stafford
October 27, 20223 yr TCU would get throttled by the upper half of the SEC. 8 ... KackAg87 7:55a, 10/26/22 In reply to Oknows How do you think they would do against App State, Miss State and South Carolina? We should listen to those guys. They know a thing or two about being throttled by half of the sec
October 28, 20223 yr On 10/26/2022 at 5:45 PM, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said: Left off: "At least we weren't ran [sic] out of the stadium." <grammar police> If you are from West Virginia or collie station, the correct term would be "ranned" or "runded". As the rest of the educated world and anyone with greater than a 1st grade education already knows - "run". </grammar police> You need a hillbilly translator to understand that hick! And even the hillbillies can't understand him since he can't even hillbilly right! Such a shining example to set for his student athletes. I would guess the "good ol boy kicking the can down the road" is beginning to wear thin. Or maybe not.
October 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said: Can I get you to help me with my math? You can probably get the same path to UMass being better than aggy using this website. https://www.myteamisbetterthanyourteam.com/path
October 28, 20223 yr On 10/26/2022 at 4:14 PM, Scheiss Meister said: If I remember correctly, his dad is the aggy women's soccer coach. Ouch. He is, but he is graduating in December and wants to do post-grad work elsewhere. (One of my kids knows him from when he played travel soccer)
October 28, 20223 yr 26 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said: So is this Figurelli version 4.1? Of course that is another twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli. Couldn’t be more obvious. Subtlety is not his strong point.
October 28, 20223 yr Popular Post 43 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said: So is this Figurelli version 4.1? “Howdy fellow Horn, My name is MH BEVO, Class ‘14. My friend CDC has reached out for our help. As you know 90 miles East of us there is a sleeping giant in the Fightin’ Texas Aggies. We need you to be a member of our team, a 12th man if you will, and make slanderous posts to aid our recruiting efforts. Your posts will help offset the inherent advantage Texas A&M has with their pride and traditions. Only then can we have hope against the juggernaut that Coach Fischer is building. Thanks and Hook’em -MHB P.S. Defiantly don’t screen shot and send this to an A&M Twitter account.”
October 28, 20223 yr 31 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said: Of course that is another twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli. Couldn’t be more obvious. Subtlety is not his strong point. Are you talking about another Twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli?
October 28, 20223 yr In order to improve attendance at the remainder of the home games. the gomer yell leaders have agreed to wear leather chaps for the remainder of the season, without pants.
October 28, 20223 yr Will everyone stop claiming they bought that class with NIL money? Even Jimbo said they didn't have NIL in place. It's straight up bag money. Does the Dixie Chicken even have takeout containers? Lack of evidence..hearsay and slander!
October 28, 20223 yr And to think less than nine months ago they were on top of the world after "signing" the bestest crootin' class in historyBOMCI'm certain at least half those dimwits are convinced this whole thing was a Sip covert op.
October 28, 20223 yr Credit [mention=3029]Longhorn_Frenzy[/mention](Knocking on the locked door of Kyle Field)Who is it?Hey, man, it's Jimbo! Open the door.Who?Jimbo! Head Coach! Savior of Aggies Everywhere.Jimbo's not here!No, I'M Jimbo. Hello? One of the many gems on that texags thread: TCU would get throttled by the upper half of the SEC. Georgia? Yes. Alabama? Not so sure. Tennessee? I doubt it. LSU? No. Mississippi State? No. Ole Miss? No. Kentucky? Hell no.So they about TCU would kick their ass?
October 28, 20223 yr "Booster Club" Really? Like, it's the Dillon Panthers or something. It all makes sense, I'm pretty sure I've now identified the leak:
October 28, 20223 yr Texas A&M will no longer play the rapper formerly known as Kanye West’s “Power” during the Aggies’ pregame entrance to Kyle Field on gamedays, athletic director Ross Bjork said on the athletic department’s Yell & Review Thursday. Bjork added that Texas A&M has monitored the situation with the rapper, legally known as Ye, in recent weeks after he publicly made antisemitic comments. So sad!
October 28, 20223 yr Texas A&M will no longer play the rapper formerly known as Kanye West’s “Power” during the Aggies’ pregame entrance to Kyle Field on gamedays, athletic director Ross Bjork said on the athletic department’s . Bjork added that Texas A&M has monitored the situation with the rapper, legally known as Ye, in recent weeks after he publicly made antisemitic comments. So sad!I heard they're going with a new rapper. Some guy named Ye.
October 28, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, utee94 said: "Booster Club" Really? Like, it's the Dillon Panthers or something. It all makes sense, I'm pretty sure I've now identified the leak: At surly we're more of a booster gang
October 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said: Are you talking about another Twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli? Can’t believe that tool, Daniel Figurelli, thinks his b.s. will ever work again. He can join KKL, 6figs and Liucci in a giant circle jerk cage match to death.
October 28, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Deej said: The guy who makes the boots for the corps guys should be able to pony up for an NIL deal with all the money he's stolen selling them women's riding boots all these years. Pretty sure they buy those boots from a reclaimed Nazi uniform outlet.
October 28, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, markstanco said: Not so fast my friend.... I - FBS Massachusetts beat Stony Brook 20-3 I - FCS Stony Brook beat Maine 28-27 I - FCS Maine beat Hampton 31-24 I - FCS Hampton beat Tuskegee 42-10 II Tuskegee beat Lane 35-31 II Lane beat Tennessee St 28-27 I - FCS Tennessee St beat Tennessee Tech 30-14 I - FCS Tennessee Tech beat TX A&M Commerce 26-25 I - FCS TX A&M Commerce beat SE Louisiana 31-28 I - FCS SE Louisiana beat Incarnate Word 41-35 I - FCS Incarnate Word beat Nevada 55-41 I - FBS Nevada beat Texas St 38-14 I - FBS Texas St beat Appalachian St 36-24 I - FBS Appalachian St beat Texas A&M 17-14
October 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Texas A&M will no longer play the rapper formerly known as Kanye West’s “Power” during the Aggies’ pregame entrance to Kyle Field on gamedays, athletic director Ross Bjork said on the athletic department’s Yell & Review Thursday. Bjork added that Texas A&M has monitored the situation with the rapper, legally known as Ye, in recent weeks after he publicly made antisemitic comments. So sad! So apparently they will be using the instrumental version of some song called "Bonfire" by Childish Gambino (whatever the fuck that is). It's a good thing it's the instrumental , because the lyrics to that song are racist in every direction and offensive as fuck. I can just see the faces of all the old redass aggy if they accidentally played the lyrical version. My guess is that they chose it simply because of the song title.
October 28, 20223 yr Does the Dixie Chicken even have takeout containers? Lack of evidence..hearsay and slander!Why is thing a thing. I have actually been there back in 2004ish. It’s s bar. Yea I had fun but is this their greatest thing ever?
October 28, 20223 yr Popular Post 34 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said: So apparently they will be using the instrumental version of some song called "Bonfire" by Childish Gambino (whatever the fuck that is).
October 28, 20223 yr 40 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said: So apparently they will be using the instrumental version of some song called "Bonfire" by Childish Gambino (whatever the fuck that is). It's a good thing it's the instrumental , because the lyrics to that song are racist in every direction and offensive as fuck. I can just see the faces of all the old redass aggy if they accidentally played the lyrical version. My guess is that they chose it simply because of the song title. I guess we need to make sure they all know the lyrics then, don’t we? WWDaniel Figurelli do to Texas? Chainsaw teeth-ass bitch.
October 28, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, markstanco said: Why is thing a thing. I have actually been there back in 2004ish. It’s s bar. Yea I had fun but is this their greatest thing ever? Nah, the maroon roofed Whataburger.
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