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6 hours ago, WalmartTexasFans said:

This Thanksgiving, I want to give thanks to this crowd shot which continues to pay dividends to this day.  I still cannot believe that this is something that is real, but I am glad the world gets to see it.  

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That's one of those when & where moments for me.  We were in that old Fry's up in north Austin on 183.  I got frustrated with the wife and kid and decided to watch the end of the A&M-Tech game.  That scene happened almost immediately when I started watching.  After a moment of silence, the dude next to me also watching asked, "Wait, what were those guys doing?"  

I said, "I think they were squeezing their balls and screaming."

He said, "That's an odd thing to do."

I laughed, "Well, we're talking about A&M here."

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3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

At the Flying Saucer in Houston but the same. People definitely gave me the look.

Lol! I was at Via Emilia in The Woodlands.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Rent free… bunch of jerk off dorks

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What's troubling is all of these Corpse  guys look like some  mentally defective characters from a bad B horror movie.

2 hours ago, Zone Read said:

No bonfire this year.  

"Due to conditions on the new Stack Site and forecasted weather, we must postpone Burn for 2022. This was an incredibly hard decision to make, and a harder one to accept. We have inherited a reputation for accountability and safety built by Bonfire over the last 20 years, and we honor that every day. We know that this decision is in the best interest of participants, attendees, the local community, and the Tradition.

 

 

Bonfire Burn has Been Delayed for 2022

Safety and accountability?????

There's 12 kids and their families who would like a word with you brain dead fuck-heads.

38 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Safety and accountability?????

There's 12 kids and their families who would like a word with you brain dead fuck-heads.

So…bonfire forfeited.

That's one of those when & where moments for me.  We were in that old Fry's up in north Austin on 183.  I got frustrated with the wife and kid and decided to watch the end of the A&M-Tech game.  That scene happened almost immediately when I started watching.  After a moment of silence, the dude next to me also watching asked, "Wait, what were those guys doing?"  
I said, "I think they were squeezing their balls and screaming."
He said, "That's an odd thing to do."
I laughed, "Well, we're talking about A&M here."

I was at my house watching and listening to Dave South’s broadcast because listening to him call aggy losses was my guilty pleasure.
Safety and accountability?????
There's 12 kids and their families who would like a word with you brain dead fuck-heads.

You must have never been informed that they are honoring the dead students by doing the same thing that killed them and if they didn’t, it would be like those kids died for nothing. Clear, linear logic.

Stupid sip.
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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What's troubling is all of these Corpse  guys look like some  mentally defective characters from a bad B horror movie.

“Let’s get in the running car! Are you crazy! Let’s hide in the shed behind the chainsaws…”

6 hours ago, Zone Read said:

No bonfire this year.  

"Due to conditions on the new Stack Site and forecasted weather, we must postpone Burn for 2022. This was an incredibly hard decision to make, and a harder one to accept. We have inherited a reputation for accountability and safety built by Bonfire over the last 20 years, and we honor that every day. We know that this decision is in the best interest of participants, attendees, the local community, and the Tradition.

 

 

Bonfire Burn has Been Delayed for 2022

Do not worry- aggy will find other ways to offer human sacrifices. LSU will help them with this need in a couple days.

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What's troubling is all of these Corpse  guys look like some  mentally defective characters from a bad B horror movie.

What makes it sad is that the kid on the far left used to work at my shop when he was in high school... 

Anyone else notice the maroon colored sleeping mats in those dorm rooms? I guess the plastic covers make it easier to clean up the jizz after the orgies?

19 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

In 15 years she will look like Danny Devito

Like Romancing the Stone Danny Devito, or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Danny Devito?

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Like Romancing the Stone Danny Devito, or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Danny Devito?

Batman Returns Danny Devito


Walmart Rollback Savings version of Michelle Jenneke, imo.

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Not even in the same area code as Michelle.

Not even in the same area code as Michelle.

That’s what I was going for with “Walmart Rollback Savings version.”
3 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Not even in the same area code as Michelle.

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12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Surly assholes!

 



 

 

Legend

15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Surly assholes!

 



 

 

Pooooooooor aggy

Lol aggy was at least bowl eligible that season and Sherman could pump out some linemen but got Jimbo now!

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Give thanks for not being an aggy for fucks sake you bitter bastards hahahahahahaha

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

At least get the name right, it's S A xton

5 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

At least get the name right, it's S A xton

He just wrote it that way because that is what his mom used to call James.

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I’m confused, why did they cancel the bonfire? It’s big stack of logs. What ever they have just light it on fire and keep people back far enough to be safe. Honestly puzzled here.

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2 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’m confused, why did they cancel the bonfire? It’s big stack of logs. What ever they have just light it on fire and keep people back far enough to be safe. Honestly puzzled here.

They heard Wake Forest might also be invited …

3 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’m confused, why did they cancel the bonfire? It’s big stack of logs. What ever they have just light it on fire and keep people back far enough to be safe. Honestly puzzled here.

Have you never met aggy?

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1 minute ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

They heard Wake Forest might also be invited …

Since they won't have a bowl game this year, they had to find something to cancel or quit on.

21 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’m confused, why did they cancel the bonfire? It’s big stack of logs. What ever they have just light it on fire and keep people back far enough to be safe. Honestly puzzled here.

Did you see the stands against UMass? Their gullible fans are pissed and weren’t going to waste their time at a bonfire on Thanksgiving. That’s it. 

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy ring day. Notice the horns down on the cloth.... rent free

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That’s a horns up based on the orientation of almost every other logo

13 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What's troubling is all of these Corpse  guys look like some  mentally defective characters from a bad B horror movie.

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A few years ago I put a sign up on my bulletin board at work for OU hate week.  It was titled "Hand Sign Meenings" and had a horns up sign labeled "Hook 'em Horns!" and a horns down sign labeled "I married my sister."  I had other stuff up in my office hating on OU, and had been talking about the upcoming game.  I noticed some of my aggy co-workers giving me the stink eye, but none of them said anything until Thursday, when one approached me and started in on that being about aggy and offensive to him.  I assured him that it was about Texas' real rival, and that if I meant to dog on aggy, I would use a thumbs down sign.  I then asked him why he assumed that it was about a team that Texas hadn't played in years.  He was rather tender about that, too.

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Proofreading before posting would be good.

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not even in the same area code as Michelle.

Don't care. Would bang.

2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’m confused, why did they cancel the bonfire? It’s big stack of logs. What ever they have just light it on fire and keep people back far enough to be safe. Honestly puzzled here.

aggy don’t cancel the bonfire. It cancels itself …

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I saw this posted on twitter and there's some good material. https://texags.com/forums/10/topics/3338312

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*I don't know how our schools administration and athletic department can sit by as tu is just flat out dominating us in almost every single sport! Most sports we are average to below average and they are nearly ranked in every single thing. I hate it so much! But it doesn't bother our AD and his staff! They look cool on social media and their suits are well pressed so it's all good in Aggieland!

*I wouldn't say the athletic department is at all time lows as far as success on the field, however, this is probably the worst Fall sports (Football, Volleyball, Soccer) in school history, or at least since all three were being played (early 90s).

*I remembered when we moved to the SEC most of the women's programs (Volleyball, Soccer, Basketball, Swimming) were top in the SEC. I agree we have fallen away badly. I also remembered us beating the sips several years in the Lone star showdown and now they have gone on to win the Director's cup.

*Many look only at football, I am one that looks at many, if not all of the sports. But I can't muster up the enthusiasm you have. I am a bit envious. I look at softball, soccer, volleyball...all down. Women's b-ball has floundered and is in a transition. I am not sure I have seen Aggie sports this low across the board...ever. We as a school (and business), have committed too much money, support, effort to our athletic programs to feel like we are getting a good value. Again, football stands out the most.
We are low or middle in the SEC in too many sports. I don't have a solution, just venting a bit, it's frustrating. I DO hope all the sports you mentioned excel, I will look for the silver lining with those sports.
 

 

2 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

aggy don’t cancel the bonfire. It cancels itself …

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iirc that's not even the one that killed 12 people, that's the one from ~5 years prior which also collapsed.  did they learn?  no.

iirc that's not even the one that killed 12 people, that's the one from ~5 years prior which also collapsed.  did they learn?  no.

It’s an all-time engineering blunder that is inherently dangerous and unsound even with professional crew.
On 11/23/2022 at 12:21 PM, coachherman'sgrill said:

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Texas Relays results..

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I looked up Michelle. Time has not been kind to her face. Rather mannish. Body still has it.

Random: even after the worst 12 year football span in Texas history, we still have more longhorns (34) currently playing the nfl than aggy does (33). And aggy is having arguably their 2nd best 12 year football span ever

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