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Those billboards are the epitome of the term "Self Ownage".

Don't ever change aggy!

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long game is long

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Oh, now we're going all Dickens, are we?  I raise you:

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19 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I never did. I think it is awful that those people died. I feel for their families.

The University and all the clowns "in charge" of the bonfire caused their deaths. All the issues that caused the collapse were known hazards, yet things never changed because of turdition.

Texas bent over backwards to help them and honor them and they still shit on us after they killed those people. I am not sorry for ridiculing them and telling the truth. They killed them.

This x100 billion

16 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

The aggys need to re-read the reports on the bonfire collapse. I guarantee you no one read this report.

"Though its individual components are complex, the central message is clear. The
collapse was about physical failures driven by organizational failures, the origins
of which span decades of administrations, faculty, and students. No single factor
caused the collapse, just as no single change will ensure that a tragedy like this
never happens again."

https://csel.eng.ohio-state.edu/productions/pexis/readings/submod3/TAMUbonfire.pdf

Welcome back good sir.   Nice to see you 

2 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Nice to see you 

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10 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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3 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

This x100 billion

Welcome back good sir.   Nice to see you 

The truth facing aggy about their bonfire is telling:

"The collapse was about physical failures driven by organizational failures, the origins
of which span decades of administrations, faculty, and students."

12 students killed, 27 injured, and thousands of others over the years has left many of us sickened.

When A&M wants to proceed with their bonfire each fall, the answer from the State should be "no." The State of Texas has final say through the state house and senate. Those elected officials need to tell the people of A&M to think about the years of mistakes, think about the people who have paid for their mistakes and to move on.

 

Apparently an Aggie loyalist just attempted a bonfire recreation in lower Manhattan just now.  They are dedicated, i’ll give ‘em that. 

55 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Apparently an Aggie loyalist just attempted a bonfire recreation in lower Manhattan just now.  They are dedicated, i’ll give ‘em that. 

There are certainly better ways to celebrate a jury selection.  And does ATM play NYU this year?

They were going to but out of respect for the burn victims; it’s been rescheduled.  

Is aggy having a spring game this year? I can't find it on any of the satellite listings.

2 hours ago, pch said:

And does ATM play NYU this year?

For A&M's sake, I hope not.

Is aggy having a spring game this year? I can't find it on any of the satellite listings.

It’s on espn+ and sec+ at 1 tomorrow.

I remember being a freshman in HS when word started getting around of the collapse. I was in English class with my BF Matt and our teacher was an ex aggie. He blurts out "leave it to the aggies". Her eyes immediately began to water and she pulled him out of class then started giving us this lecture on aggie turdition. Good times lol. 

39 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

I remember being a freshman in HS when word started getting around of the collapse. I was in English class with my BF Matt and our teacher was an ex aggie. He blurts out "leave it to the aggies". Her eyes immediately began to water and she pulled him out of class then started giving us this lecture on aggie turdition. Good times lol. 

did your boyfriend Matt get suspended?

I remember being a freshman in HS when word started getting around of the collapse. I was in English class with my BF Matt and our teacher was an ex aggie. He blurts out "leave it to the aggies". Her eyes immediately began to water and she pulled him out of class then started giving us this lecture on aggie turdition. Good times lol. 

I can top that. Senior in HS. Our civics class was taking a field trip to the bush museum. It was the day the bonfire collapsed. Fucking idoits.
1 hour ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

I remember being a freshman in HS when word started getting around of the collapse. I was in English class with my BF Matt and our teacher was an ex aggie. He blurts out "leave it to the aggies". Her eyes immediately began to water and she pulled him out of class then started giving us this lecture on aggie turdition. Good times lol. 

Are you guys still together? 

9 hours ago, markstanco said:


It’s on espn+ and sec+ at 1 tomorrow.

Thank you sir...in other words,  3rd tier unwatchable shit...

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Chalk up another win for the gomers band for the halftime show today. The legacy continues year after year.

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Had a couple come in last night at the restaurant that went to UT. Their son is an engineering major at A&M on a full ride scholarship. I mentioned the bonfire and they said it's stupid and even their son thinks it's stupid. Then the dad says that he can't wait for Thanksgiving. "The aggies think they have a chance but I guarantee that Texas is gonna march into Kyle Field and kick their ass. Picking up right where they left off."

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

"The aggies think they have a chance but I guarantee that Texas is gonna march into Kyle Field and kick their ass. Picking up right where they left off."

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15 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

did your boyfriend Matt get suspended?

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Watching some of this aggy game. Olines are absolute dogshit. Homer announcers are raving about how great the D is. 😂

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Watching some of this aggy game

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2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

Wow...even aggy have figured out the Elko hire was an impending shit-show.

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“Just so you know, I was the coach of the Maroon team, so I started my A&M career 1-0.”

- Head Coach Mike Elko

 

 

 No, seriously, he actually said that today

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3 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

All the other fans are around campus waiting for the opposing team fans to ask for directions.  They won’t go in until they can direct at least one set of opposing fans as per their tradition.

13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

 No, seriously, he actually said that today

Very fatly, he said that. 

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

“Just so you know, I was the coach of the Maroon team, so I started my A&M career 1-0.”

- Head Coach Mike Elko

 

 

 No, seriously, he actually said that today

Video please

Damn... seeing the before picture... here is the after.... is aggy this beaten down from Jimbo era?  There is like 20 students left swaying in the stands

They couldn't have known the turnout would be so bad when loading up on invites for it:

 

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A&M football, meet fan apathy. Those MAC conference portal transfers aren't exciting the fan base?

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

A&M football, meet fan apathy. Those MAC conference portal transfers aren't exciting the fan base?

"Hey, we're really big right now in Western Michigan!"

-My Aggie friend

Aggy jokes aside, and I get the weather concerns, but that's a pretty miserable turnout.  For Strong, Herman, and Sark...I always made it a point to get out to the Spring Game no matter what to see what kinda systems they'd be running.  You'd think the same would happen with Elko.  Mediocre fan base gonna mediocre, I suppose.  

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I would not have believed it had I not seen it.  Buy two and get a free jar of jizz   

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Is that really the turnout for the spring game?  Maybe they were competing with a local jizz festival?  

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They just ran out of fans. 

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Somebody online is sharing this pic, saying it's from today's spring game:

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4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Damn... seeing the before picture... here is the after.... is aggy this beaten down from Jimbo era?  There is like 20 students left swaying in the stands

They couldn't have known the turnout would be so bad when loading up on invites for it:

 

There are truly and seriously, substantially more people on the field than in the stands.

Wow!

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

There are truly and seriously, substantially more people on the field than in the stands.

Wow!

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9 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

Maybe a pile of logs collapsed and blocked all the highways. 
 

it could happen there. 

4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

I think I caught a little glint off a huge gold chain some little Eddie Munster/Mowgli-looking kid was wearing. Also appeared to have a Gucci iPhone case and a flat-billed cap. Wiggety wiggety whack. Maybe Jimbo’s wolf boy is still there. 

54 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Somebody online is sharing this pic, saying it's from today's spring game:

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Carter Karels, with the tweet above, is an aggy propagandist…errr recruiting reporter. He certainly wouldn’t understate their attendance. 

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any better I found the aggy spring game on YouTube and it's a disaster.

And I'm here for it.

Note:  the Purdue DE transfer is like a man among boys out there.  He's clearly their best player.  But I'm not sure that's saying much.

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