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37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Horns down in club hockey?  Holy shit. 

Section 8 housing…

29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Jizz jar explosion after the Elko hire.

44 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I forgot these dorks have club hockey

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That's just sad. 

 

edit:  the least ridiculous thing in that pic is the yell leaders in their 1950s sweaters.   That's how embarrassed everyone else in that pic should feel.

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9 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

That's just sad. 

 

edit:  the least ridiculous thing in that pic is the yell leaders in their 1950s sweaters.   That's how embarrassed everyone else in that pic should feel.

What makes it sadder is that they were taking all these pics after beating us in a club hockey game that was an exhibition and doesn't count for the season or league play.

2 hours ago, statsman said:

Another difference- Sark is now in the top 10 of coaches’ salaries. Although the annual rate is larger for Sark than Jimbo, didn’t his contract put him in the top three?

Sark's new contract puts him at #3 for '24, behind Dabo and Smart.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

I forgot these dorks have club hockey

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That fat bitch on the left must be the goalie. It's a huge advantage when the goalie's hips are wider than the goal itself. Nothing is getting past her unless someone uses a donut as a distraction.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Horns down in club hockey?  Holy shit. 

More Horns Down than Thumbs Up in that picture.   They'd rather show their ass to us then celebrate any kind of success.  

3 hours ago, statsman said:

Another difference- Sark is now in the top 10 of coaches’ salaries. Although the annual rate is larger for Sark than Jimbo, didn’t his contract put him in the top three?

The main difference that aggy does not seem to understand is that Sark has already won a championship, something aggy hasn't done since 1998.

Dammit, there's a Yell Leaders/Milkmen/All-Whites/A&M being an almost all-white school/Rink Ice being crystal white/Hockey being played by whitest of white people imagery joke in here somewhere.  

Something, something, jizz jar.  

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

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Looks like a bastardized version on the Pirates font with the keystone on the bottom of the T

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12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP:  Some outfit called the Gig 'em Gazette thinks we made a horrible mistake with Sark's contract.  Of course, there's a whole lot of "if this hadn't happened on that play then Texas would have finished 17th in their conference"  rationalizing going on. 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/longhorns-make-huge-mistake-sark-contract-aggie-football-fans-love-it

 

Aggy seems to think Sark's contract is similar to Jimbos: https://aggieswire.usatoday.com/2024/02/18/texas-aggies-football-jimbo-fisher-texas-longhorns-steve-sarkisian-contract-extension/

 

Except for that whole "coming off of a conference championship and top 3 finish" thing. And the fact that Aggy will still be paying Jimbo after Sark's contract expires. But of course, they squint at Texas, and only see their jizz jar sheep humping visage.

Also, "Doomed to repeat history" only applies if you have a dogshit miserable history. Texas has an awesome history and is one of the winningest programs ever. Texas repeating history is a good thing. Aggy, not so much.

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1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Looks like a bastardized version on the Pirates font with the keystone on the bottom of the T

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What the hell?  Those rat bastards remain shameless.

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That fat bitch on the left must be the goalie. It's a huge advantage when the goalie's hips are wider than the goal itself. Nothing is getting past her unless someone uses a donut as a distraction.

 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Horns down in club hockey?  Holy shit. 

Especially since your average Canadian/Alaskan/Maine peewee team could kick their ass.

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy shit, they got Jason Robertson to be a ringer!

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OHHH! Hair Pie!

On 2/18/2024 at 2:35 PM, Xminus6 said:

I think my favorite part about this statue is that there's absolutely no detail around the guys FUPA/crotch. Just smoothly-flowing curves as if he were wearing a mumu. It's like the sculptor thought it would be too gay to sculpt around the dude's junk Tra-la-la so he just decided to leave that part out.

Fixed it for aggy milkman-speak.

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Horns down in club hockey?  Holy shit. 

They've convinced themselves that it drives us crazy. 

24 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They've convinced themselves that it drives us crazy. 

Drives me crazy they just added another trophy to their hallowed hall of champions….

Meat Judging on Ice? 

 

I got tickets to that show, let's fucking do this!  

 
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Not even in the same universe. Mike would have cut down all those sea gomers armed only with his wit.
Not even in the same universe. Mike would have cut down all those sea gomers armed only with his wit.

They wouldn’t have understood it.
12 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

That's just sad. 

 

edit:  the least ridiculous thing in that pic is the yell leaders in their 1950s sweaters.   That's how embarrassed everyone else in that pic should feel.

That’s all these losers have…think about it.

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

this is a PSA for anyone that decides to go to pyle this year..... NEVER EVER go anywhere south of the 20-yard line in front of THE DISH.....  it will collapse in our lifetimes at the cost of thousands of lives, in the name of "MOAR THAN THE SIPS" they will become MARTYRS to the cause

6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is a PSA for anyone that decides to go to pyle this year..... NEVER EVER go anywhere south of the 20-yard line in front of THE DISH.....  it will collapse in our lifetimes at the cost of thousands of lives, in the name of "MOAR THAN THE SIPS" they will become MARTYRS to the cause

WTF is "THE DISH"?

and WTF is ‘The Frush’ ??/booger

 

36 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

and WTF is ‘The Frush’ ??/booger

 

It is what Texas Tech Freshmen bring home at Christmas break.  

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is a PSA for anyone that decides to go to pyle this year..... NEVER EVER go anywhere south of the 20-yard line in front of THE DISH.....  it will collapse in our lifetimes at the cost of thousands of lives, in the name of "MOAR THAN THE SIPS" they will become MARTYRS to the cause

They's consider it a win if it kills 12,012.

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Thank you, @Vertigo, for reminding us to never forget the sacrifices of the Aggies who fought for our freedoms. Let the glory of how they bravely defended Kyle Field from the intruders from SMU endure forever in this heroic memorial!  

 

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22 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

More Horns Down than Thumbs Up in that picture.   They'd rather show their ass to us then celebrate any kind of success.  

Its not like they have much of a choice in the matter. You only need so many "1939! Whoop!" t-shirts 

52 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Thank you, @Vertigo, for reminding us to never forget the sacrifices of the Aggies who fought for our freedoms. Let the glory of how they bravely defended Kyle Field from the intruders from SMU endure forever in this heroic memorial!  

 

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Is the guy on the left a eunuch? He ain't got no dick!

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Is the guy on the left a eunuch? He ain't got no dick!

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You know, Hitler only had one ball?  He was a Munich.  

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You know, Hitler only had one ball?  He was a Munich.  

Booooooooo!! Get this man off the stage!!

On 2/19/2024 at 9:22 AM, Tex Pete said:

That fat bitch on the left must be the goalie. It's a huge advantage when the goalie's hips are wider than the goal itself. Nothing is getting past her unless someone uses a donut as a distraction.

I thought cows ate  grass and hay. Wouldn't a donut make them sick?

25 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You know, Hitler only had one ball?  He was a Munich.  

Excuse Me What GIF

On 2/19/2024 at 8:13 AM, Longboard Horn said:

I forgot these dorks have club hockey

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Oh so like literally, not Tri-Lam, but “Try the Lamb.”??   Got it

24 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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Harpo fuckin' Marx on the right.

Please get the PP published for purchase. Malfunction Junction properly depicted. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Is the guy on the left a eunuch? He ain't got no dick!

Ever heard the saying “that bitch could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose”” that’s what happened here 

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

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Ive seen this movie a bunch of times, but now I am going to have to look for the spares in the back row next time it is on. 

Well then I’d like you to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sydney, and Clayton. And don’t be shy about helping yourself to punch and cookies.  huh?  Yeah

On 2/19/2024 at 8:13 AM, Longboard Horn said:

I forgot these dorks have club hockey

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Imagine trying to enjoy a game and this douche is in the way doing his janitor mating call

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Oh fuck off, that’s made up. 

20 hours ago, Scholz said:

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So back row is Jerry Garcia, Mark Hamill, Brown Jon Heder, White Jon Heder, Fisher Stevens, and young Gabe Kaplan.   

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