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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Looks like a photo shoot from a gay porno. 

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1 minute ago, Hitch said:

Looks like a photo shoot from a gay porno. 

NTTAWWT

Ags don't have a racist bone in their bodies though

And the don’t lie, steal, or cheat. That’s why they have a code, just ask them, while watching your corn-hole!
1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

aggy fans breaking out the casual racism after game 1 really doesn’t bode well for the rest of the season.

I think it's their way of bringing back their 90's hey days.

15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I wish I could unsee this.

Well, fuck you for making me see it again!

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

He was vomiting every time he thought back to the “magic trick”  it appears to have fucking destroyed him.

 

Holy fuck, Weigman sounds like he has spent his entire life smoking weed, getting concussions, and huffing spray-paint. 

3 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3485607/2#discussion

They have identified the problem. C-Weg talks like he is black and is a simpleton who was confused by a magic trick.

A gem from that thread: 

 

Ghost91In reply to Buck Nasty • 9:22a
Buck Nasty said:
First time finding out Weigman is a black guy

Actually kinda makes sense. A significant part of the black culture get really upset about magic tricks. I'm not joking. It's a thing. Much like their common aversion to dogs, even obviously friendly ones. It's weird.

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Missed it the first time!

5 hours ago, fatheryeet said:

I know everyone is shitting on A&M, but I'd just like to say as a visiting Irish fan I've never met a more hospitable fan base. On my way to the game, my car broke down and several good ags gave me a ride and fed me a home cooked meal before directing me to the gate. After the game, I made sure to visit the Aggy dog graveyard to pay my respects. I hope to visit for another game soon.

I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF

Texas has a winning record (21-17) at Pyle.

Not from 1985-1987 dumbass sip
7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Riley Leonard and Connor Weigman have no business touching a football. They both might as well start selling insurance.

 

aggie would have had a chance if they just direct snapped to the rb all game 

5 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

A gem from that thread: 

 

Ghost91In reply to Buck Nasty • 9:22a
Buck Nasty said:
First time finding out Weigman is a black guy

Actually kinda makes sense. A significant part of the black culture get really upset about magic tricks. I'm not joking. It's a thing. Much like their common aversion to dogs, even obviously friendly ones. It's weird.

more winners...

 

He looked like a moronic simpleton. If you've ever seen a chimp get confused by something, it was kinda just like that. I don't think he's very smart now. I wouldn't want him to date my son or daughter.

 

So our QB is a skinwalker, is that what you're saying?
 
 
16 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

A gem from that thread: 

 

Ghost91In reply to Buck Nasty • 9:22a
Buck Nasty said:
First time finding out Weigman is a black guy

Actually kinda makes sense. A significant part of the black culture get really upset about magic tricks. I'm not joking. It's a thing. Much like their common aversion to dogs, even obviously friendly ones. It's weird.


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12 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

more winners...

 

He looked like a moronic simpleton. If you've ever seen a chimp get confused by something, it was kinda just like that. I don't think he's very smart now. I wouldn't want him to date my son or daughter.

 
 

Missed the mark on this one. That was actually a pretty progressive comment. He thought Weigman could be dating his son or daughter. 

 

Also Weigman did come across like a complete dumbass. Just take the race out of it. Dude sounds like he has five functioning brain cells and it showed on the field last night as he failed to progress through his reads. 

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5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Kyle Field is loud. But it doesn't feel hostile or intimidating to opponents apparently. 

Also the Aggie fanbase is generationally traumatized so it gets fairly quiet the minute things go downhill. 

 

The stadium is so loud because they pipe in crowd noise over the PA system.  
 

I went to a game there with some aggie friends 5 years or so ago when Miss St pantsed them.  Corner endzone box so I had a pretty good view of the shithole and I guess we were close to PA speakers.  
 

By the start of the 4th quarter people were filing out and the ones who stayed were moping around.  The stadium was maybe half full, but it was loud as fuck with the fake crowd noise blasting over the speakers.   
 

they just can’t help but to cheat and claim it as a moral victory, it’s the aggie way.   Loudest PA system in the country, put it on the wall!!

Aggy handing out the “best 1-loss team in America” today!

After we beat Bama, I was walking out of the stadium and a white Bama fan probably in his 60s could barely stifle his want to call Milroe the N-word.  It was wild.

A Naysayer?
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Which is the pitcher and which is the catcher? 

4 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

These fuckers are somehow at the same time both obliviously racist and intentionally at the same time.  Unapologetic either way.  Living in Indiana I deal with maybe 1-2 aggy per year, but for my friends and colleagues up here who get to know aggy better every year with more media exposure of their lunacy, I feel like I need to send them straight to aggypedia and to defend the great state of Texas against these ignorant rubes.  I hate that they define any bit of perception that a non-Texan may have of our state. 

More quotes from that thread:

"I guess he's a gangster now."

"He seems to have affected a rather urban sounding accent heard most often within the hip hop culture."

"First time finding out Weigman is a black guy"

"100% wouldn't know that dudes complexion on the phone"

"It's called "pattern recognition"."

"I've had plenty of friends that were white and talked ghetto and were good life-long friends. The same can be said about black friends talking and acting of middle-class proper (great people as well). Connor is probably a great guy (I don't know him) but I was really shocked when he started talking."

 

 

Unfortunately, they actually do pretty much represent this state

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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tl,dr: This stupid rube-dork went full Taylor Hamm!

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Also, 1 carry for ZERO yards.

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Damn, this is amazing and brings joy to my heart 

4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Ags don't have a racist bone in their bodies though

They do tend to have lots of racist bones in their bodies, when working the glory holes.

Aggy handing out the “best 1-loss team in America” today!

Keep with aggy tradition;

aggy is best ___ loss team in 20__! Whoop!

aggy: Well we lost to a superior, # 7 ranked team..put it on the wall!

Eveyone in America that watched the game:  There is no way ND is the # 7 team in the country.  Both of these teams are dog shit.

5 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

These fuckers are somehow at the same time both obliviously racist and intentionally at the same time.  Unapologetic either way.  Living in Indiana I deal with maybe 1-2 aggy per year, but for my friends and colleagues up here who get to know aggy better every year with more media exposure of their lunacy, I feel like I need to send them straight to aggypedia and to defend the great state of Texas against these ignorant rubes.  I hate that they define any bit of perception that a non-Texan may have of our state. 

More quotes from that thread:

"I guess he's a gangster now."

"He seems to have affected a rather urban sounding accent heard most often within the hip hop culture."

"First time finding out Weigman is a black guy"

"100% wouldn't know that dudes complexion on the phone"

"It's called "pattern recognition"."

"I've had plenty of friends that were white and talked ghetto and were good life-long friends. The same can be said about black friends talking and acting of middle-class proper (great people as well). Connor is probably a great guy (I don't know him) but I was really shocked when he started talking."

 

 

Ah, yes. The intellectual racist. Very rare.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lulz

 

Confirmation that JJ Watt is not an engineer.

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Confirmation that JJ Watt is not an engineer.

that or he hates fans so much he wants them to die in a horrible structure collapse

Awww shit.  AFHorn and farmersfight looking for the ban after game 1.   image.thumb.png.7e3c88a937681092dc95c9e770cbe912.png

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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They are not okay over there. 

This what happens when you play like you’re rich and blow your wad on a midget prostitute and think you will make it back on the next roll. 

Lulz
 

CTE is a horrible result of this sport.
3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lulz

 

prolly somebody hacked jj's account

3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Aggy handing out the “best 1-loss team in America” today!

...more like "best zero win" team in the country.

4 minutes ago, The University said:

what the fuckshit hell going on here?

#17 said to #5 "you suck my dick I suck yours"

i figured we would not face Connor.  Now I’ll be sad face when he gets hurt in a couple weeks because game is that much easier with him in.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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They are not okay over there. 

It's not often that we get to witness perfection in life and art, but this post is one of those moments. 

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