Think we will make a bowl game next year?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

I sure hope   I’m in Miami on vacation and they are so happy the U is making a bowl. 
 

Im saddened by the pity I’m recieving.  Would rather shit talking. 

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

No one is showing up and making us better instantly. I hope we get .500 ball 

[Guest Lobo]

Well, we will lose at home to Alabama and Iowa State.

On the road, we will lose to Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Kansas State, 

Wins are Kansas, Texas Tech, and LA-Monroe.

Toss-ups are Baylor, West Virginia, UTSA, and TCU.

So that’s probably 5-7 again.  I’d like to think we scrape something together and get to 6-6 and make the guaranteedrate.com bowl in Arizona.  

Sark likely receives a contract extension.  and around and around we go.  

[DaysOff 7785]

Nobody knows shit about next year.

[NoedigEkalb1463 1]

Can’t we still make one this year? Isn’t there always a 5-7 team in a bowl lately?

[hobbes2702 12769]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, we will lose at home to Alabama and Iowa State.

On the road, we will lose to Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Kansas State, 

Wins are Kansas, Texas Tech, and LA-Monroe.

Toss-ups are Baylor, West Virginia, UTSA, and TCU.

So that’s probably 5-7 again.  I’d like to think we scrape something together and get to 6-6 and make the guaranteedrate.com bowl in Arizona.  

Sark likely receives a contract extension.  and around and around we go.  

I think this is right. I just don’t really see anymore than MAX 8 wins and that’s if we win every game we should plus every toss up which isn’t going to happen. I think 5-7 or 6-6 is our most likely finish.

[F250 28623]

[Pig Bellmont 8664]

Not making a bowl with this defensive staff

[Theo Aquacates 339]

Are you fucking high? We will be lucky to win 4 games next year. 

[ztejas 43190]

Sure. Why not. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Wins are Kansas, Texas Tech, and LA-Monroe.

[Js1 84995]

25 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Nobody knows shit about next year.

This. Ask me after the off-season portal moves 

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

1 hour ago, ONE YARD said:

I sure hope   I’m in Miami on vacation and they are so happy the U is making a bowl. 
 

Im saddened by the pity I’m recieving.  Would rather shit talking. 

pity is the worst.

[Js1 84995]

Dp 

Edited November 23, 2021 by Js1

[TexArcher 37414]

We don't even know the roster yet.

And this thread makes me want to punt a homeless kitten.

[Js1 84995]

Tp. I just love the portal 

Edited November 23, 2021 by Js1

[Snake Diggity 4607]

Too many unknowns, but any team with Bijan Robinson, Xavier Worthy, and DeMarvion Overshown on the roster should make a bowl game.  Those are 3 badass motherfuckers.

We get a good QB and 2 All-Conference caliber OL out of the portal and everybody else stays healthy, this is a 9 win offense.  We get Overshown, Jamison, and Cook back along with all the other projected returnees, this should be an 8 win team.  
 

We had 8 win talent this season and totally fucking sucked, so who the fuck knows.  But if you’re not going to have hope for us to be good why pay attention at all.

Edited November 23, 2021 by Snake Diggity

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

The bar is so low for a bowl game.  It can’t get any worse than this year.  So yea sure. 

[Disco Missile 456]

These losing seasons are funny. First you hate ’em. Then you get used to ’em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That’s Longhorn football.

[USNALonghorn 5022]

I think it depends on what we do about this defensive staff. Seems like that was the difference this year.

[lilMAC25 3776]

12 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

The bar is so low for a bowl game.  It can’t get any worse than this year.  So yea sure. 

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

[4th&Five 41444]

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not making a bowl with this defensive staff

Or quarterbacks. 

[ClubWhatever 12082]

Will this site still exist when it’s time to check?

[The Ace of Aces 5102]

No bowl. I forgot we play Alabama next year. Hahhahahahah god what a bloodbath that’ll be.

My prediction is 4-8 but 3-9 is also a good option:

ULM - win
Alabama - loss
UTSA - loss
at Kansas - win
at Kansas State - loss
vs Oklahoma - loss
at Oklahoma State - loss
Baylor - loss
Iowa State - loss
TCU - win
West Virginia - win
at Texas Tech - loss

Edited November 23, 2021 by The Ace of Aces

[Nueces River Rat 5521]

9 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

No bowl. I forgot we play Alabama next year. Hahhahahahah god what a bloodbath that’ll be.

My prediction is 4-8 but 3-9 is also a good option:

ULM - win
Alabama - loss
UTSA - loss
at Kansas - win
at Kansas State - loss
vs Oklahoma - loss
at Oklahoma State - loss
Baylor - loss
Iowa State - loss
TCU - win
West Virginia - win
at Texas Tech - loss

I’ll go with this in order to lower my expectations now.  
I’m worried about the ULM game. 
 

Kansas might beat us again too!

Edited November 23, 2021 by Nueces River Rat

[Surly Bevo 24686]

[Bevo&Pevo 5004]

I voted for Yes.  Pass the kool aid.

Edited November 23, 2021 by Bevo&Pevo

[Nueces River Rat 5521]

42 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Will this site still exist when it’s time to check?

This place might end up like Jonestown or the Branch Davidians compound if we sit 4-7 or worse this time next year. 

[perfectchaos007 6573]

6-6 next year and then the following year we'll finally get 7 win Sark

[Davis Lane 5538]

[DougO 5238]

Ricky Williams will be sharing a bowl with Matthew McConoughey and some naked bongos.

[Bevo14 8226]

I'm sick of pumping sunshine about this fucking sorry excuse for a football team every offseason. I don't care if Waddle, Gary, Orlando Pace, and Shane Falco portal here and Sark hires Belichick and Sean Payton as his coordinators. They're going 0-12 next year until they prove otherwise.  I'm going full bitchassed until then. 

[TejasPedro 1849]

ULM - overtime win
Alabama - loss (they will score 70+)
UTSA - loss (blown lead)
at Kansas - loss by 2 (blown lead)
at Kansas State - loss  (blown lead)
vs Oklahoma - win by 23
at Oklahoma State - loss (shut out)
Baylor - blowout loss
Iowa State - loss (we will lead at the half by 20)
TCU - loss in overtime
West Virginia - loss 
at Texas Tech - loss 56-57

[Davis Lane 5538]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm sick of pumping sunshine about this fucking sorry excuse for a football team every offseason. I don't care if Waddle, Gary, Orlando Pace, and Shane Falco portal here and Sark hires Belichick and Sean Payton as his coordinators. They're going 0-12 next year until they prove otherwise.  I'm going full bitchassed until then. 

So....show you a win?

[dcar00 14002]

bowl at 8 wins if he fires his shitty DC.  probably 5 wins if he doesn't.

[hobbes2702 12769]

3 hours ago, Disco Missile said:

These losing seasons are funny. First you hate ’em. Then you get used to ’em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That’s Longhorn football.

That’s too on the nose.

[dcar00 14002]

4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Nobody knows shit about next year.

I think we know next year is shit though.

[Fastbreak 3935]

Let’s focus on beating Kansas before we think about going bowling.

[ClubWhatever 12082]

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Let’s focus on stopping a simple off tackle running play before we think about beating Kansas

Fixed

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

This program has lead me to complete and total apathy. 

 

Edited November 23, 2021 by DigglerontheHoof

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

Alabama is going to make out assholes look like the Grand Canyon 

[DaggerHorns 3046]

7 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm sick of pumping sunshine about this fucking sorry excuse for a football team every offseason. I don't care if Waddle, Gary, Orlando Pace, and Shane Falco portal here and Sark hires Belichick and Sean Payton as his coordinators. They're going 0-12 next year until they prove otherwise.  I'm going full bitchassed until then. 

I’d do anything for Shane Falco or Johnny Utah.

[Landomatic 3813]

35 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This program has lead me to complete and total apathy. 

 

Yep, poll needs option C...

C) Who gives a fuck?

[Blotto 23366]

If we run it back with this staff of morons and this roster plus current commits, I'm guessing we come in around 3-4 wins. But I was also pretty pessimistic about our hoops squad right after the loss to ACU. 

Who knows what this roster will look like with the transfer portal. I expect a ton of turnover, and that could be good or bad, but we will probably see some surprises. I'm also holding out hope that Beard will coach our football team next year as well. 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Yeah, we'll go to the cheesedick bowl. Probably at 6-6, maybe 7-5.

So fucking what. 

What does it say about this program that even the optimists don't give a fuck?

[Guest Lobo]

Cheez-It Bowl picks after CFP/Sugar and the Alamo Bowl.  A 6-6 team doesn't get the third bowl slot in the Big XII.  Best we can hope for next year is Liberty Bowl, maybe Texas Bowl in Houston (which would certainly take us at 7-5, probably at 6-6 as well).  

I keep hearing "Portal, Portal, Portal" (said in Jan Brady's voice).  Does that mean people are coming to terms with the fact that 4-star Texas high school football players aren't all they're cracked up to be?  I concede that we don't coach up players very well at Texas, but 12 years and 4 coaches...you'd think we could accidentally coach a few kids up, no?  

[Horn80 6054]

It will be another shit sandwich until this loser is gone.

[Redneck Mutha 7888]

[bschoolprof 6227]

Our track record at predicting future records is top notch!!!!