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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


Don’t kid yourself. Maga loves it.

MAGA thinks falling asleep at your own trial means your cool as a cucumber.

I just wish his body temperature was actually that of a cucumber.

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Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  

At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Dunno how it is in New York, but here in California, the question is NOT "do you know nothing," but rather "can you set your biases aside and be fair and impartial."

 

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Correct. 

 

39 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unless there's something from social media or otherwise that indicates a clear bias, the magic words from a juror are "yes, I can be fair and unbiased."

This is all correct. I am not a lawyer, but I did get called for Jury Duty in Manhattan.  Still pissed it wasn't for this one, but whatevs.  In London avoiding the circus.  Trump Tower is between my house and my office, and the barricades have been up all week.  

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Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  
At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  
They still make quality LSD? I'm maybe ready to punch that dance card just one more time.
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Nobody gives a shit what Maga  thinks.  we only  need to break off 5% decent humans from the independent group and we are there.

True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?
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HymenRoth's great-great-great-great-great grandson in 2117, "And that man's name was RimjobSteve.  This was a great man, a man of vision and guts.  And that meme he created was Trump's Rectal Walnuts.  And there isn't even a statue or a street named after him anywhere in America.  I said to RimjobSteve when we saved the Republic, this is the life we've chosen."  

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

It's like the El Paso sheriff told TLJ across the table in "No Country..."  It ain't just the one thing, it's the dismal tide.  What's it all coming to?  Never said a couple trials alone would kill him. Sooner or later, under enough duress, even the most full-of-shit narcissist sociopath's body can devour itself from the inside.    

But look at him, it takes him, even with his motorcade, an hour to get out of that chair and back to his bed to watch the news.  Then record grifting solicitations, a dozen Truth Social Posts, eat three dinners, and post/plot into the night.  He fell asleep 90 minutes into the first two days of the trial, that's not a great opening salvo.   And this is gonna be six more weeks of this.  Then off to Georgia and Florida for more appearances where he swears he's "going to testify."  He's having to hear/see all the stuff we've been saying about him for a decade on public record for all to know.  Plus he's gotta find time to actually campaign for President, keep up the grift, figure out how to meet bond obligations, pretend to run the Trump Organization, still fit in some golf club championships, pretend he hangs out with his family, raise money for his legal bills, undermine our efforts in Russia, never mind the wear and tear of travel between all said events and obligations.  Having loans called left and right by banks.  Having to wait on hold to call into "Fox & Friends."  Morbidly obese, turning 78 in less than 2 months time, finally realizing the ridicule that his inner circle has insulated him from all these years, no wife or close family to genuinely console him.  Speech is getting worse, cognitively on the decline for all to see, diet is still horrible, physically more feeble and awkward, and his right jowl looks like two siamese scrotums that Ben Carson is gonna have to separate.  

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12 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
38 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  
At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  

They still make quality LSD? I'm maybe ready to punch that dance card just one more time.

This raises a good point.  There won't be time to find reputable/clean stuff when he dies, we're all just gonna make a buncha impulse buys and could possibly wind up with really garbage product.  But I'm not about to go do a "Prix Fixe" drug tasting menu in the leadup to it 'cause at my age, I won't survive to his actual death.  Can't answer a craigslist/darkweb ad for "Buy your Trump Dead Celebratory Drugs here...totally clean, I Promise!"  Shit, we gotta figure this out.  How does one, at the last minute, get untainted but potent narcotics to go on a bender with?  I guess I'm gonna have to start buying/stealing testing kits for each of the drugs I wanna try and just store them somewhere discrete for the T-Day+1.  I gotta guy for almost anything but LSD is a base I do not have covered.  Lemme think on this.  We still have some time.  We need a Cocoa Puff Man for the death of the Cocoa Puff Faced Man.  

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Was replying to Biff and I guess others through Biff.  You people wait your turn!  

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True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?

Minds may be made up but you’re forgetting the much more important decision.

“Am I going to get up off my ass today or any of the days in the previous weeks of early voting and go to the polls to vote for the guy I made my mind up on. Or, am I just gonna sit here and bait while watching Ow My Balls”
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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die

I guess Trump only has one thing in common with Uncle Slaton, well two, he's cool with amphetamines.

You know he likes that money, he don’t mind the smell. 

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1 hour ago, mooseoutfront said:

You know he likes that money, he don’t mind the smell. 

 

On 4/15/2024 at 1:24 PM, Gatorubet said:

Strap ‘ole Don in, give 'em a lil bit of vodka inna cherry Cola….we're goin to Antifa, Manhattan…
to the porn poon payoff….a POTUS criminal trial for the first time in…years?

 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die

I guess Trump only has one thing in common with Uncle Slaton, well two, he's cool with amphetamines.

Gentlemen: we have only seven likes between us.  I’ve been sad all day.  

And then I realized we could develop a sativa strain of marijuana and call it “Blue Duck - Will Fuck U Up” - and be sitting on the beach earning 20% after sales take off….

We call our indica, “The Ledge”.

”Being on The Ledge is always better!”

I need to work out some trademark things with Brisket. 

 

 

 

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On trial for his political life and facing possible incarceration, Trump fell asleep multiple times laying his throat jowls upon his SOFT BILLOWY chest.  And Mike Lindell didn’t seize upon the marketing opportunity for his new line of neck pillows?

my god, there’s been a crack in the simulation.  

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4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy. I seriously think he has dementia, or syphillis, or maybe even a tumor. I honestly can’t think of another famous person whose personality has changed this much in such a public way in such a short period of time without a medical explanation. He might also have been blackmailed. I just don’t understand it otherwise. America’s mayor, famous prosecutor (as you said in the most prominent US Atty position in the country), to the dumbest saddest most pathetic piece of shit imaginable. Just insane.

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press.  But Rudy v. The Mafia and Rudy v. Wall Street in the 1980s, and 9/11 Rudy, were commendable, even though not immune from criticism.  

This guy?  This guy is a fucking joke of a human being.

 

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13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press. 

His first wife was also his cousin.

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

On trial for his political life and facing possible incarceration, Trump fell asleep multiple times laying his throat jowls upon his SOFT BILLOWY chest.  And Mike Lindell didn’t seize upon the marketing opportunity for his new line of neck pillows?

my god, there’s been a crack in the simulation.  

“ and now at My Pillow, check out our newest product, the ‘Jowl Jewel’!  An improved version of the famous airplane pillow, the Jowl Jewel provides much needed support to the contours of your neck, keeping your head upright, even when dozing!  Upon landing, nobody will notice layers of drool and pieces of airline snacks hidden in your jowls, a must for those “gotcha” interviews!”

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“Me-sah can’t run Senate without it”

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press.  But Rudy v. The Mafia and Rudy v. Wall Street in the 1980s, and 9/11 Rudy, were commendable, even though not immune from criticism.  

This guy?  This guy is a fucking joke of a human being.

 

Even despite his recent insanity, when he was speaking to courts and legislatures during the peaceful part of the insurrection, he was smooth and articulate. You could see at least glimpses of who he was. 

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12 hours ago, tbone_ said:


True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?

"I try not to think about politics. They are all the same." --SomeoneYouKnow

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

Not for everyone.  He said he was told strikes would be unlimited when "WE would be picking OUR jury" because he's so damned special.

 

In his mind, you need unlimited strikes in Manhattan because . . .

 

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press.  But Rudy v. The Mafia and Rudy v. Wall Street in the 1980s, and 9/11 Rudy, were commendable, even though not immune from criticism.  

This guy?  This guy is a fucking joke of a human being.

 

I've searched for it but haven't been able to find it but there was a cover photo of New York magazine with his picture sometime around 2015/16 with the caption "This Guy?"  

Stop and Frisk alienated him to a lot of New Yorkers.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

He was promised unlimited strikes. The best strikes, perfect strikes, really.

Which makes sense, as any criminal defendant should be able to strike every juror from now until infinity, so the defendant won’t have to participate in any witch-hunt trials. 

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Kind of crazy how an ex-president can be so objectively wrong about everything he talks about.

"I was told I could have three judges! And I could pick them! And I was PROMISED the trial could take place by the pool at Mar-a-lago!"

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6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Kind of crazy how an ex-president can be so objectively wrong about everything he talks about.

"I was told I could have three judges! And I could pick them! And I was PROMISED the trial could take place by the pool at Mar-a-lago!"

I was told I wouldn't have a cell mate.

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