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Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

Habba

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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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51 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Seriously?  This is the turnout?  Fucking bullshit.  Can’t have a friendly fire mass murder-suicide by false flag conspiracy of the same 20 fucking people know one another.  This is why we can’t have nice things!

I was here for the FAFO

 

20 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Called him Jackmeoff, probably

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Guy behind CNN live shot repeatedly screaming, "Fuck CNN! Fuck CNN!"

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Habba

She's actually appearing in this?

An arraignment is not a real high-tension proceeding, typically, except as pertains to pre-trial detention, but she's not nearly serious enough a law dog for this.

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Where's Melania? 

Don’t know where the real one is, but the fake one showed up, per Fox

 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

She's actually appearing in this?

An arraignment is not a real high-tension proceeding, typically, except as pertains to pre-trial detention, but she's not nearly serious enough a law dog for this.

I'm only half paying attention but she came out and did a statement. Not sure if her role extends past that today. 

I guess the fact that that woman wasn’t with Donald trump, wasn’t any kind of clue that it wasn’t melanoma  

23 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Parlatore is on MSNBC talking about gross prosecutorial misconduct by the DOJ in regard to the grand jury and witnesses.  He says it's all in the GJ transcript. 

He was more subdued on CBS. CBS let Nancy Mace come on and launch into a political screed. But her e-mails! And I tuned to ABC where they’re just discussing the goings on. Preet Bharara is talking right now.

I do like the protester in the PIP wearing a “Trump Sucks” jacket and holding a sign that says “Kiss My White Ass.”

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I'm only half paying attention but she came out and did a statement. Not sure if her role extends past that today. 

It would appear that she is not appearing in court.  Only Blanche and Kise are of record in the proceeding.  As close to an A-team as Trump's got.

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republicans are so goddamned stupid

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Defense opening statement:

"I have the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm. Fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Fuck 'em all. I bury those cockroaches. I just want what's coming to me. The world, Chico. And everything in it."

18 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

any trump surrogate on tv is running interference and disinformation.

The Bill Barr playbook. 

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Something that needs to be put out there more is that we are actually unique in a lot of the world for NOT indicting our former leaders for crimes.  Yes, this is unprecedented. It probably shouldn’t be. 

13 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don’t know where the real one is, but the fake one showed up, per Fox

 

She better watch out or he'll assault her in a department store.

26 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I sincerely doubt that. 

There is a reason Bill Ayers was never imprisoned for Weather Underground bombings, and it ain’t because he did not do it. 

9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

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republicans are so goddamned stupid

Its a feature, not a bug. 

7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Defense opening statement:

"I have the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm. Fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Fuck 'em all. I bury those cockroaches. I just want what's coming to me. The world, Chico. And everything in it."

As long as he ends it by throwing a toothpick at the judge and then does this.

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10 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

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republicans are so goddamned stupid

republicans are so goddamned stupid hellbent on fascism. 

27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She's actually appearing in this?

An arraignment is not a real high-tension proceeding, typically, except as pertains to pre-trial detention, but she's not nearly serious enough a law dog for this.

From what I saw she was just operating as a political spokesperson. 

21 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

republicans are so goddamned stupid

It's pretty embarrassing for anybody that has ever voted Republican in the past.

Watching these crowds as he leaves solidifies how dumb of a species we are. 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Fuck em up CIPA

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3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Hertling has something to say about the papers

 

there more

 

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

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republicans are so goddamned stupid

Yep, that's where I got the 61% I mentioned yesterday in this thread.

Also, some dude in a prison-themed black-and-white striped outfit ran out in front of the motorcade as it was leaving and has been detained by authorities.

Kinda zen watching the motor cops work the motorcade

TweetStorm 06132023 is gonna be AWESOME!

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Crowd? That was a group of people, at best. 

About as crowded as a never nude convention ballroom. 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

TweetStorm 06132023 is gonna be AWESOME!

Might have to wait until tomorrow. He's going grifting today.

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

nice pig head

Maga can't even get that right.  This is how you show outrage with a pig head:

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Trump is stopping off at a Cuban sandwich shop on the way home to hold a mini-rally. 

I may have to get myself one of those Blacks for Trump T-shirts for Father's Day.

4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

YYYYMMDD, please

Oh, HELL no.  Team Oxford Comma, too.  And Team Double Space.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

About as crowded as a never nude convention ballroom. 

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Transcript of Trump's staff interviewing lawyers for hire:

Are you a narcoleptic?

Yes.

Are you awake now?

Yes.

Welcome aboard.

Lol are those people praying over Trump? Always hilarious to see.

legal eagle doing his thang

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WTF is a parking garage lawyer

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17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's something unpredictable but in the end is right

17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I thought there were four-

NY Tax Fraud

J6

Georgia Election Fraud

EJ Carrol II- Electric Trumpaloo

I liked the pig head in this one but it was no MAGA Spirit Warrior getting pissed off after wrecking his bike. Little disappointed honestly.

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

It was his lawyer making a statement that the prosecutors "hate America". 

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She chose…..poorly. 

We need her enrolled and saying that shit. 

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