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Drove back from a memorial service in Houston. Listened to the first 3 quarters on the drive, was back in time to see the 4th quarter.

Hook em!

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

Big props to both lines.

Zero sacks allowed and only 2 TFL by our O-Line. No turnovers by us (lucky we recovered those 2).

5 sacks and 9 TFL by our D-Line. 2 picks. Seemed like more.

OL played fucking amazing. What a difference from last week 

LFG!!!!!   Everyone gettin laid tonight.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Nailed it. 

I damn near called the score in the prediction thread tho.

I called for 30 to 28.  What did you call?

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Cheers mother fuckas!

9 minutes ago, millhouse said:

aggy loses and aggy daddy loses

Well now that we're going to the SEC yard next year we had to step in and punk Alabama so they know who owns that aggy ass

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Not gonna say it's tOSU 2005, but it's damn close.  Well done, gentlemen.

 

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

When would Baxter have got hurt? Seemed like brooks ran out the game. Hope it wasn’t celebrating 

His last run down the middle, I think, he grabbed an ankle. Same play the bama defender was injured

I don't know that Baxter is injured but I saw him reach down to his legs on that one.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I called for 30 to 28.  What did you call?

34-28 with a defensive score.

Let’s all fuck tonight !!! ….. but each other though

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Good game guys.  A no doubter, the better team won, best of luck the rest of the way.  

To y'all as well, and thanks for the classy post.  We're not used to that with all these little brother bitch schools in Texas.  Looking forward to many battles with other heavyweights in all 3 sports.

2 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

When would Baxter have got hurt? Seemed like brooks ran out the game. Hope it wasn’t celebrating 

He got hobbled 2nd to last drive, when the alabama defender went down with cramps

Did that really just happen? Or am I in some weird inebriated trip that I have an altered perception of reality?

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And it wasn't as close as the final score. Texas left a lot of points out there.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech not taking care of business

 

first time To start a season 0-2 in 33 years

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Drove back from a memorial service in Houston. Listened to the first 3 quarters on the drive, was back in time to see the 4th quarter.

Hook em!

Craig was in fine form tonight 

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probably the best played game since Georgia in The Sugar Bowl, but this game has more meaning because it is early in the season and matters for the future

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Well now that we're going to the SEC yard next year we had to step in and punk Alabama so they know who owns that aggy ass

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How nice was it to play a game with a officiating crew that you didn’t notice for  large portions of the game, and then when you did notice them it was cause it was so shocking to see officials making the correct calls.  Can not wait for this to be routine!

Now is when I want access to a longhorn centric tv program dammit. Guess I’ll see if I can find it online

7 minutes ago, rivin said:

Baxter limping off on LHN?

His last carry the defender landed on his leg and he looked a little unsure getting up. Brooks got every carry the rest of the way to salt it. 

Just now, JBJ said:

LFG!!!!!   Everyone gettin laid tonight.

 

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Man, it wasn't perfect.  We fucked up a lot of shit, but still overcame, didn't let it get to us, and got it done.

Can't say that about a lot of our bigger games the last 14 years or so.

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I can't fucking believe we won this game.

It's amazing. 

Lots of season to go but they can never take this one away from us.

Wyoming, come on down.

2 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Gargle my hairy balls Nick

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It is pretty funny the best officiating we've had in years is from a non-Big 12 crew. 

Kind of pathetic really. 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

And it wasn't as close as the final score. Texas left a lot of points out there.

Truth, we dropped 2tds in the first half.

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I just sat in a bar full of randoms the entire game in San Diego and cheered my ass off - to where some guy I was next to told me to keep it down.

I then had multiple staff members tell me: "What? This is a sports bar. Fuck that guy"

This city is cool. That guy was a dickhead. All the Bama fans that were there with me can go fuck all the way off. 

I'm now next door at a dive bar about to have several cocktails. 

I may go to the beach later and pass out in the sand to the sound of the waves. 

I don't know.

I don't really care. 

It's a great night to be a Texas fan. 

We're finally fucking back. And it's real this time. 

Should already be front page news
I mean, I've already tuned to UFC but still, the horns should be front page

Fuck ESPN

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1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Did that really just happen? Or am I in some weird inebriated trip that I have an altered perception of reality?

Nope. It happened and get used to seeing the Horns sour and make a lot of those SEC rubes vomit. Here’s your Horns Down SEC. Hook ‘Em! 

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Now is when I want access to a longhorn centric tv program dammit. Guess I’ll see if I can find it online

On3 is doing a livestream on YouTube 

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

And it wasn't as close as the final score. Texas left a lot of points out there.

11 by my count.

Looks like some motherfuckers got off the motherfucking bus.

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Can't fucking wait to see the new hire aggy that asked me who "TU was playing" this weekend.

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We finally fucking did it. Excellent in all 3 phases. This is our springboard. Make it count. 

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