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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]


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Recruit (opens door, flips light switch), "Wow, this must be the video room.  Look at all those metal canisters.  I'll be spending a lot of time in here I bet."

Baylor Coach (flips light switch, closes door), "Nope son.  Our game film is all digital these days down the hall.  C'mon, I'll show you."

Recruit, "If it's not game tape, what's in all those containers Coach?"  

Baylor Coach, "Untested rape kits.  You wanna talk cold cases or you wanna win ball games?"  

Fuck that whole program, fuck coach worship, fuck their backwards ass way of life.  As of tomorrow, they never existed.   

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30 minutes ago, Damor said:

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

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Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where's the Tylenol?

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