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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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RFK Jr living family says not so fast.

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So what is it about being near the electric boat/battery but not actually onboard that saves one from being electrocuted?

Yeah, If his hypothetical all-electric boat sinks.  And he rides it down with the idea that he then treads water above it, it's the same "electrocution" effect 2 feet above it than 2 feet to the side of it.  I mean, assuming his insane hypothetical is true.  Also, he does realize that almost all motorized, gas-powered boats still have batteries on them (starter, radio, lights, etc.)?  And that even a mid-size yachts or houseboat have redundant battery systems on them that are the size of a Mini Cooper.  I mean, he's lived near the water his whole life almost (NYC & FL), he's seen large boats.  I think he even owned a yacht at one point but is too much of a beta to not get out on the water.  But he has to know they have batteries on them already.  And yes, you can get electrocuted in water, but he doesn't seem to understand how it would carry through the water.  

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I can't believe every single rally has black people right behind him (clearly being paid).  It's just so brazen and transparent.

 

Remember when Obama had to hold a PC and disavow a preacher because one time he said “god damn America”?
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4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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His dad would rather have a hole in the head than watch this shitshow

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9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

His dad would rather have a hole in the head than watch this shitshow

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15 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

His dad would rather have a hole in the head than watch this shitshow

His dad would rather be back, and to the left, than be far-right

10 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

His dad would rather be back, and to the left, than be far-right

That's his uncle, his dad preferred the ball room floor. 

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When is Sirhan Sirhan up for parole again?

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

When is Sirhan Sirhan up for parole again?

A don’t know, but I hear RFK Jr is banging Jodie Foster

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24 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The magats are big mad in the replies.

 

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26 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The magats are big mad in the replies.

 


They literally had a nazi march in South Dakota this past weekend 

41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


They literally had a nazi march in South Dakota this past weekend 

I hate Sioux Falls Nazis.  /ElwoodBlues

24 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

I wonder if Sirhan Sirhan has a son.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing before I scrolled down to your post.  Surely over the course 55 years of incarceration, some wealthy fellow Jordanian oil tycoon bribed some people to get Sirhan a few conjugal visits There's gotta be a young adult out there somewhere in a state where you can buy an AR-15 with a DL that says, "Sirhan Goldberg."  And daddy Sirhan's rattling the prison fence-line, "Avenge me, son!  Avenge me!  Take the shot."  But then the son is like, "But I don't want to get the vaccine."  Fucking simulation.  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


They literally had a nazi march in South Dakota this past weekend 

Those were feds

-every maga dipshit 

55 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Those were feds

-every maga dipshit 

My favorite stupid MAGA response when I bring up the racism problem in the modern GQP is ... "Lincoln freed the slaves. "

If there is a thread that could cancel the enshittification thread, then this is that thread. So, here is where I choose to post the following:

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One week old, tomorrow. 
 

The eldest was conceived in Montana. And she is there right now. Hopeful, I choose to be.

 

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9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

If there is a thread that could cancel the enshittification thread, then this is that thread. So, here is where I choose to post the following:

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One week old, tomorrow. 
 

The eldest was conceived in Montana. And she is there right now. Hopeful, I choose to be.

 

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With Trump promising to end income tax on tips as a campaign gimmick, Biden should call Trump’s bluff.  Publicly proclaim it a great idea and ask Mike Johnson place it for a vote immediately.

see all the conservative head’s explode with a tax break only for the lower (mostly) income folks.

Why would Trump not want to give tax breaks immediately for the masses by waiting until 2025? 

31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

With Trump promising to end income tax on tips as a campaign gimmick, Biden should call Trump’s bluff.  Publicly proclaim it a great idea and ask Mike Johnson place it for a vote immediately.

see all the conservative head’s explode with a tax break only for the lower (mostly) income folks.

Why would Trump not want to give tax breaks immediately for the masses by waiting until 2025? 

Why would Trump not want immigration reform immediately by waiting until 2025?

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Those guys post here as @Anastasis

 

14 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Those were feds

-every maga dipshit 

When I hear them say that Jan 6 was done by antifa, I ask why Trump keeps mentioning that he wants to pardon them,

I have no idea where to put this, but those who listen to the POD shows, absolutely listen to the most recent one. Lovett just came back from filming some reality show for a few weeks. They break all the news to him that happened during that time, and it's incredible. 

57 minutes ago, troph said:

538 says dead heat, fundamentals favor biden.  also note while EC outcomes have flipped the projected 3% win for Biden in the popular vote has been stable for quite some time.

interesting interactive...

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2024-election-forecast/

After 2016 this guy’s evaluations are completely meaningless to me.

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11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I have no idea where to put this, but those who listen to the POD shows, absolutely listen to the most recent one. Lovett just came back from filming some reality show for a few weeks. They break all the news to him that happened during that time, and it's incredible. 

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37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I have no idea where to put this, but those who listen to the POD shows, absolutely listen to the most recent one. Lovett just came back from filming some reality show for a few weeks. They break all the news to him that happened during that time, and it's incredible. 

As an avid Survivor fan....

 

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35 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

538 isn’t silver any more. 

Don't care, the brand is meaningless to me.

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Don't care, the brand is meaningless to me.

I mean, now he's just a bad pundit on Twitter with retard-level hot takes.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I mean, now he's just a bad pundit on Twitter with retard-level hot takes.

In 2016 I was working late and 538 was all the rage so I had it up on my computer. At 8:00 or so it was still showing Hillary at like 80%. It was so horribly wrong and not something I'll ever forget. It's like if a restaurant served me a burger with a turd on it. Even if its under new management, I ain't going back, ever.

Don't care if this is real or not: 

 

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Don't care if this is real or not: 

 

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You know what pisses me off?  That we got rid of all of those inflatable tanks.  As a kid, would I have fucking LOVED to have a US Army surplus inflatable Sherman tank decoy in my backyard?  You're goddamned right, it would have been my most treasured possession.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what pisses me off?  That we got rid of all of those inflatable tanks.  As a kid, would I have fucking LOVED to have a US Army surplus inflatable Sherman tank decoy in my backyard?  You're goddamned right, it would have been my most treasured possession.

How...how old are you?

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

With Trump promising to end income tax on tips as a campaign gimmick, Biden should call Trump’s bluff.  Publicly proclaim it a great idea and ask Mike Johnson place it for a vote immediately.

see all the conservative head’s explode with a tax break only for the lower (mostly) income folks.

Why would Trump not want to give tax breaks immediately for the masses by waiting until 2025? 

I got just the guy for that:

 

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

How...how old are you?

Older than I want to be.  It would have been 30+ years old in my prime kid years, but shit, in that same era they were selling off a shitload of WWII era surplus Willys jeeps.  Woulda liked one of those, too (we bought a used Korean-era one when I was in high school and fixed it up as a "drive around the ranch drink beer and shoot guns" vehicle.  It was awesome...but a true army surplus jeep woulda been cooler).

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what pisses me off?  That we got rid of all of those inflatable tanks.  As a kid, would I have fucking LOVED to have a US Army surplus inflatable Sherman tank decoy in my backyard?  You're goddamned right, it would have been my most treasured possession.

Only as a kid? Are you sure? 

As much as I hate Jim Jordan, he wasn't laughing at Moskowitz. You could tell by his chuckle and body language, it was a sort of self depracating laughter at himself at the Comer.  Like "Oh shit, he's right...this is all fucking ridiculous."  I almost respect him for having the self-awareness to laugh like that, "Oh lord, seriously...what the fuck are we doing here?"  Most of the people up there have no self-awareness, but for 60 seconds, Jim Jordan was an almost a real human being.  Then he reverted and yielded back the balance of humanity.  

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I have no idea where to put this, but those who listen to the POD shows, absolutely listen to the most recent one. Lovett just came back from filming some reality show for a few weeks. They break all the news to him that happened during that time, and it's incredible. 

His reaction to Alito and the flag incidents was the best.  And it shows how fucking insane it is.  Lovett deals with the GQP maga nonsense every day for his job.  And even he couldn't believe that happened.

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Only as a kid? Are you sure? 

Fair.

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