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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh now they want to tie her to Afghan withdrawal? Wouldn’t that be Biden and Blinken? 

I mean, it is actually Trump regardless. 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh now they want to tie her to Afghan withdrawal? Wouldn’t that be Biden and Blinken? 

just run the Bolton clip over and over

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3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Gen X lost their shit after turning 50 and/or Covid. Trump is the first reactionary "celebrity-turned-politician of their adult lives that they, as an age group, broadly supported.

Wait, what?  51 this year and keeping my shit together.  You on the other hand seem like a fucking jackass.  
 

I am all in on Kamala, as are my adult kids and wife.  Trump is a loser pedophile piece of shit.  I could give a shit about Gaza and Israel.  My worries are the USA.  Fuck off.

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Don’t worry little buddy us millennials (‘82 counts right?) are here to save y’all’s old asses

Appreciate the help. Would pass the baton, but whatever. Gonna let myself in to the house, eat a snack of Pop Tarts, and play some Atari while I blow off my homework.
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22 minutes ago, Constant said:

Perfect. Say that and move on. 

 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know. Feels like going high when they go low. 

Donnie wants some kind of race war to erupt.  He wants Kamala to focus on blacks versus whites so he can tell his base that the blacks are after them.

She needs to be the grown-up happy warrior in the room, focusing on bringing us all together while accurately (but not emotionally) describing his misogyny and racism.

She needs to say “poor Donnie” the same way y’all say “poor Aggy”, because they are practically the same thing. 

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m the first to admit that my poli-sci degree from Florida does not give me any better opinion on a race in 2024 after these 40-odd years than yours - but I have been a political junkie all of my life, and it strikes me that the never ending buzz about Trump attacking people and Vance attacking people, and all of the emotional energy that goes with Trump’s version of grievance politics is so fucking tiring to any normal person, that the continued Trump drama will encourage people to vote for Harris.  Just so they don’t have to listen to this shit every day for four years.

Given that Trump feels this attack mode is the only way for him to campaign, and as polls are trending down, his Pavlovian response will be to get even uglier and more emotional. Forget all of the policy position stuff, I am here to say Trump will lose because - overall - people just don’t want to listen to his constant shit slinging anymore.  They want happy smiling chirpy Harris to tell them things are going to be fine, and are in fact fine right now, but we are working on the things that aren’t and we will work with Republicans and listen to their ideas. 

I think voters - more than anything - want a break from the anger and the drama.   It’s as simple as that.  During the recent Biden doldrums we were not getting the full on shit slinging Gibbon that is Trump.   Some people forgot how it was when he was president.   Like PTS, people are remembering the constant negativity and insulting attacks on everyone who disagrees with Trump.

I think the PTS is being triggered and will result in a Harris win. 

I completely agree with this.  Starting with Trump 1.0 and then covid, people just want a return to normal without the chaos and all Trump brings is chaos.  I see it in consumer trends and it applies to politics, as well.

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You know what’s weird?  People with similar first and last names. 

I am all for her getting in the trenches and punching bitch ass donnie in the nose, but not on this topic. She doesn’t need to prove her heritage to anyone. Take the high road and leave him standing in his corner waiting for a race war that won’t come. 
 

Shank him (metaphorically) on other topics. 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Your vision for the future of America will also get in the way of winning this election. Your vision sucks. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Your vision for the future of America will also get in the way of winning this election. Your vision sucks. 

They just fired the guy who wrote their "vision." (Also what the fuck was the RNC supposed to be?)

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Vision for the future:
1) Raise the price of Daraprim
2) Perform "Lose Yourself" at the Iowa State Fair
3) ???
4) Become President

18 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Wait, what?  51 this year and keeping my shit together.  You on the other hand seem like a fucking jackass.  
 

I am all in on Kamala, as are my adult kids and wife.  Trump is a loser pedophile piece of shit.  I could give a shit about Gaza and Israel.  My worries are the USA.  Fuck off.

I mean we also worry about Ukraine, to be fair. 

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2 hours ago, G650 said:

That dipshit just said colored? Lord we are in for a ride boys and girls

I'm gonna be honest, when I saw people lampooning MAGA using the word "colored" I didn't think they were being literal. 

Perhaps that reflects more on me than anything else, because I should have known...

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh now they want to tie her to Afghan withdrawal? Wouldn’t that be Biden and Blinken? 

I respect Biden for finally getting us out even if it didn't go perfectly.  Getting out of Afghanistan had been a part of every presidential campaign going back to Obama's 2nd term but we would never do it.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Did they actually think saying Harris committed a "coup" against Biden would work with the general public?  Really?

8 minutes ago, Constant said:

Your vision for the future of America will also get in the way of winning this election. Your vision sucks. 

Was going to say their vision is bullshit. Not sure why that would help.

Your vision for the future of America will also get in the way of winning this election. Your vision sucks. 

Yeah. I mean….they offered that, Project 2025. And now they’re running from THAT.
So…they don’t have a decent vision. They don’t have a message. But man, that have ALL the venom and loathing of the eir fellow Americans. And…it has worked and is still working.
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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

This!

I hope her team is smart enough to stay on offense and on message.

She's a deft debater. She's getting advice on many things and likely input on this, but Harris has spent her life applying logic and persuasion. She recognizes a weakness in an opponent and knows to pick her ground to fight.

Is Trump afraid to debate you?

(slight pause for effect and then the soft sure voice) 

He should be.

It's small but telling how she managed that moment. I've definitely gone from okay with Harris to enthusiastic about her and the irresistable march of the New Guard. Oxygen has re-entered the room. The black-out curtains are pulled from the windows.

At last, it feels sorta new and fresh.

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51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Every fucking state ….

 

Ahh yes.  Trump has a point.  We can all agree to condemn all those 9 month abortions happening in VA because of that VA governor… Glenn Younkin (R)???

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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39 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Just say it, Erick.

It's weird.

(those other issues aren't winners, either)

The Afghanistan withdrawal that Trump brokered?  And the border security that had a bill addressing it killed by Trump?

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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Loomer putting in work to get Kamala elected! 

57 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Every fucking state ….

 

Keep in mind that Trump said that during the debate with Biden and Biden just let it go.

I pray he says it in a debate with Harris.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Keep in mind that Trump said that during the debate with Biden and Biden just let it go.

I pray he says it in a debate with Harris.

Yeah, so many opportunities were missed that were just sitting on a tee. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Weird. 

 

 

In 2000-2001 I worked in the dining area at a 'retirement facility.' It was an old folks home.... but nicesr-ish......for early 2000 middle class folks who feel bad for putting their father or mother in a home. It had carpeted hallways and less rape... I assume.

I made a sweet $7/hr which was an upgrade from my previous GattiTown minimum wage of $5.25.

This sounds like the ramblings of the residents who you just nodded to while serving breakfast, lunch, or dinner. This is the shit my buddies and I would laugh and joke about in the kitchen while washing dishes.

The only difference is that it's wrapped in a shit suit with lots of folks listening. Still the same kind of nonsense. Talk about triggering and bringing back memories.

 

I met some badasses who fought in WW2 and Korea who had some stories man. Guys who spent their lives in Pittsburgh foundries making I-beams that later lost their legs to the 'diabetus'. Women who still dressed immaculately and carried themselves with an air of elegance even when their Parkinson's wreaked havoc on their nervous system.

 

This joker, however, was the racist dude who'd be noodlin' the batshit crazy woman that wasn't allowed to take bananas back to her room b/c the nurses kept catching her going to town on her dried up nether regions when the doors shut. He'd probably be riddled with 8th degree herpes and super syphilis.   

 

This “ she ain’t black” line of attack has to be the most ill conceived, dumbest, tone deaf political tactic ever. Who does he think will buy this bullshit?

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

If things keep going badly for Trump, I wonder when we start to see the cracks with Republicans in the same vein of what Biden went through with Democrats. If enthusiasm dies for him, it will affect down ballot races. 

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Joe Rogan eats paste.  

MOTHERFUCKER HOW DARE YOU...I DEMAND SATISFACTION...MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!!

 

 

(checks notes)

 

 

 

 

 

Nevermind.

 

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You know what’s weird?  People with similar first and last names. 

This hits close to home.

I worked at a place once that had a dude name William Bills. Everyone called him Bill Bills. 

That was super weird.

57 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Boss?

I sure fucking hope not.

4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This “ she ain’t black” line of attack has to be the most ill conceived, dumbest, tone deaf political tactic ever. Who does he think will buy this bullshit?


perfect for his dwindling base 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

MOTHERFUCKER HOW DARE YOU...I DEMAND SATISFACTION...MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!!

 

 

(checks notes)

 

 

 

 

 

Nevermind.

 

 

This man makes more money than everyone on this message board.... combined.

 

He is seen as some sort of authority figure and a gatekeeper to a generation of men.

 

There is no god.

 

Nothing matters.

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This hits close to home.

I worked at a place once that had a dude name William Bills. Everyone called him Bill Bills. 

That was super weird.

A high school buddy was "Johnny Johnson".  Really terrific pitcher. Got drafted, and bounced around the minors for years.  

 

Motherfucker had the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've watched a bit of porn. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She's a deft debater. She's getting advice on many things and likely input on this, but Harris has spent her life applying logic and persuasion. She recognizes a weakness in an opponent and know to pick her ground to fight.

Is Trump afraid to debate you?

(slight pause for effect and then the soft sure voice) 

He should be.

It's small but telling how she managed that moment. I've definitely gone from okay with Harris to enthusiastic about her and irresistable march of the New Guard. Oxygen has re-entered the room. The black-out curtains are pulled from the windows.

At last, it feels sorta new and fresh.

Yes she's very good. This performance of hers really impressed me back when I had no idea how bad things would get about one month later. She always directly answered the question, elaborated, then returned to direct answer. Smart time management, well-prepared talking points, well-researched lines of attack, and her opponent (dumb, but not Trump dumb) completely unraveled.

 

3 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This “ she ain’t black” line of attack has to be the most ill conceived, dumbest, tone deaf political tactic ever. Who does he think will buy this bullshit?

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

 

This man makes more money than everyone on this message board.... combined.

 

He is seen as some sort of authority figure and a gatekeeper to a generation of men.

 

There is no god.

 

Nothing matters.

We've got a certain Sooner Doctor that skews the average a bit. 

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This “ she ain’t black” line of attack has to be the most ill conceived, dumbest, tone deaf political tactic ever. Who does he think will buy this bullshit?

About 80 million Americans who are going to vote, at the least. 

40 minutes ago, naija said:

just run the Bolton clip over and over

And maybe include a little visual aid of who was in charge of the “negotiation.”

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

A high school buddy was "Johnny Johnson".  Really terrific pitcher. Got drafted, and bounced around the minors for years.  

 

Motherfucker had the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've watched a bit of porn. 

 

Johny Johnson's Johnson was ginormous?

Jesus. 

I'm jealous.

I bet he was juicing, though.

3 hours ago, LTbear said:

Did... did I just get a politics boner?

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10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A high school buddy was "Johnny Johnson".  Really terrific pitcher. Got drafted, and bounced around the minors for years.  

 

Motherfucker had the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've watched a bit of porn. 

Well, did he cum or what? 

 

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2 hours ago, tx ind said:

 

Well look who crawled  out from under the couch.

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A high school buddy was "Johnny Johnson".  Really terrific pitcher. Got drafted, and bounced around the minors for years.  

 

Motherfucker had the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've watched a bit of porn. 

Were you the catcher?

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