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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's not a slam dunk.  The wind is in our sails now, but we're going to have to do the work:

- Registering people to vote

- knocking on doors 

- getting people to the polls

You heard coach.  We got 90 days to get the work done.

Finish what he said - "We'll sleep when we're dead."  Get shit done, and let's fucking go.  Run through the finish line, then keep running.  Win.  Crush Trump.  And then govern America by and for Americans.  Fucking.  DO IT.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

also, pretty sure its against the rules to wish death on people, even if its death via solar ray or lizard enslavement.

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

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Posted
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Uh, I'm sure as shit not donating 16% of my net worth to a political campaign. 

You can pry that $811 out of my cold, dead hands.

 

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Donating 16% of your net worth is impressive. Of course, she’d have to donate to a PAC. Individuals have a max level ($2600?) they can give to a campaign. Might be worth fact checking this one.

If Biles is that onboard, I would probably ask her to join a few of the rallies - bring out the suburban moms with kids.

I'd imagine she has made more than 4 million this Olympics alone. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This guy is a piece of shit.  Yeah, he's Trump's mouthpiece, but he would say these things even if he wasn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s my (and every taxpayer’s) plane you entitled couch fucking shithead weirdo. 

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

Asking for @atomheartbevo

Sir, you're coming dangerously close to triggering a review  by the Surly kink shaming board. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.).  Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent.  Those assholes can’t suffer enough.

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My wife and I laughed about that exact same man last week on our trip there. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

@immamac - given how concerned you were about making sure VP talk moved to another thread on Monday, can you go ahead and ban pimphand from the CR? He's come in several times over the last few weeks (last night the worst) and does nothing except spew diarrheic over the thread and cause pages of stupid bickering. It's almost, dare I say, toxic behavior. If he has ever had even a single non-trolling post in the CR then I would give benefit of the doubt but it's clear he just likes to stir shit up.

Fucking let him spew his ignorance.

Just more proof of Republican bullshit.

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26 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.).  Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent.  Those assholes can’t suffer enough.

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Did a drive across the south a few weeks ago. Every trunp store I saw had anywhere from 0-3 cars in it. 

I’m not sure how those idiots are still making money.

 

Wait…yes, I know how—Russia 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Well being a never trumper I kind of see your point. However it is really a never maga situation.  Unfortunately may take awhile. Until then I will vote straight dem.  

That's where I'm at.  Probably a left of center moderate pre Trump, I'm now a straight ticket Dem for every office and will be until there's widespread condemnation of maga by the Rs.... Which is likely at least another 10 years away. 

 

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Covri said:

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to my Entourage Ted Talk.

Keep Johnny Drama's name out yo M'fn mouth 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Getting blown out by Obama in 08 made them abandon the notion of running on policies, and they switched to a full on strategy of spreading negativity and misery and trying to blame the Dems. How will they react to getting blown out again 16 years later?

Bingo. How dare the American people have the audacity to elect a negro. That caused the beginning of the tea party which morphed into the MAGAtards

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

The lizard-dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed, and it wouldn't matter if it did.

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Posted
Just now, Pancho said:

Wait—again, hold the fucking phone.

 

If you would have told me 1 month ago that in a few weeks, Biden will step down and Harris will take over, Dems will reclaim camo hats, bring back old white guys from the rust belt and souf (tbd), sell out arenas, airport hangars, and Wisconsin dairy farms that people drove 4+ hours for, and flip the polling to Kamala fucking Harris up and even getting republican pollsters and analysts saying she’s in the driver’s seat now to win, I would have slapped you silly then made you buy the first round. 

 

This really feels crazy, even more crazy than 2008. 


Been a great fucking 2.5 weeks brother. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

The problem with this kind of fuckery is the SCOTUS decision to grant absolute immunity to POTUS

Imagine fuckery screws Harris.
 

Biden resigns as a lame duck.  

President Harris leans into SCOTUS opinion and undoes the fuckery and puts them all in prison.  

Profit.  

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3 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Imagine fuckery screws Harris.
 

Biden resigns as a lame duck.  

President Harris leans into SCOTUS opinion and undoes the fuckery and puts them all in prison.  

Profit.  

Holy shit. That's Nancy Pelosi-level trickeration.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump STILL owes El Paso 569 thousand dollars.  He owes money to 11 other cities, too. Billings, Montana is waiting on 46 thousand dollars for his 2018 visit. Green Bay is waiting on 42,000 dollars.  If I'm Kamala, I take some of the money that is pouring in, go to those cities, and pay it for him. Then I say "Trump claims to be a billionaire. He claims to love America. Well apparently either he's not a billionaire or doesn't love America or both, because these cities have been waiting for six years for the money he owes them."  Then I have each rally start with a chant of "Pay your bills, Donald, Pay your bills!"

This is something that's easy enough to understand that even the most hardcore MAGA would have to admit that it's a good point.  He's rich. "We have to pay our bills. Why doesn't he?"

It's shooting fish in a barrel. 

There's so much, you can combine them. "On the other hand, he also owes half a billion to the state of New York for committing fraud, so maybe he's not really even rich?" 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If I'm Kamala, I take some of the money that is pouring in, go to those cities, and pay it for him.

Not only no, but fuck no

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This is something that's easy enough to understand that even the most hardcore MAGA would have to admit that it's a good point.  He's rich. "We have to pay our bills. Why doesn't he?"

You think that is the issue that would make MAGA actually recognize a good point or give a shit? He claimed not paying taxes made him smart...that was before the 2016 election.

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18 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump STILL owes El Paso 569 thousand dollars.  He owes money to 11 other cities, too. Billings, Montana is waiting on 46 thousand dollars for his 2018 visit. Green Bay is waiting on 42,000 dollars.  If I'm Kamala, I take some of the money that is pouring in, go to those cities, and pay it for him. Then I say "Trump claims to be a billionaire. He claims to love America. Well apparently either he's not a billionaire or doesn't love America or both, because these cities have been waiting for six years for the money he owes them."  Then I have each rally start with a chant of "Pay your bills, Donald, Pay your bills!"

This is something that's easy enough to understand that even the most hardcore MAGA would have to admit that it's a good point.  He's rich. "We have to pay our bills. Why doesn't he?"

It's shooting fish in a barrel. 

Do a series of rallies in all of the locations that he owes money, and each time pay your bill and his at the same time. 
 

Do it, and let the English see you do it. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Not only yes, but fuck yes. The symbolism of going to Green Bay and paying that 43 thousand dollars would be worth far more than that 43 thousand dollars could buy her in TV Ads. 

There is no symbolism because nobody is clamoring for that money. It’s gone, it’s forgotten, and it won’t move the needle 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This guy is a piece of shit.  Yeah, he's Trump's mouthpiece, but he would say these things even if he wasn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

That dude's head shape is wild. I seriously thought it was some mocking photoshop of someone else at first.

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