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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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36 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Yep. This is the GQP today in a nutshell. That’s who they are and what they project. Can’t even go outside and walk across the street bc people with dark skin will rape or shoot you.

 

So obviously we need to vote for the party that supports gun control and whose candidate isn't a rapist.

 

We're on the stupidest timeline.

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Tell me Kamala isn't actually supporting 44.6% capital gains tax idiocy like I'm suddenly seeing on twitter.   

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1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Tell me Kamala isn't actually supporting 44.6% capital gains tax idiocy like I'm suddenly seeing on twitter.   

reread what you just wrote and find your error

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Can you dipshits take the Israel talk to, oh I don’t know, the fucking Israel thread?

There's a credible report that Trump is trying to do an end-around with another world leader to hurt his opponent in the election. That's not relevant to the election? I guess not if you're a crybaby bitch.

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

There's a credible report that Trump is trying to do an end-around with another world leader to hurt his opponent in the election. That's not relevant to the election? I guess not if you're a crybaby bitch.

Yeah this isn't about Israel it's nuanced about current admin and potential admin fuckery that has outcomes in the election. 

33 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Probably Vance.  Couch, bread, what's the difference.

I can't believe Trump didn't mention that people can't afford the cost of a loaf of bread which is like what, $30 a loaf.  

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7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah this isn't about Israel it's nuanced about current admin and potential admin fuckery that has outcomes in the election. 

 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I don't think he's landing the point he thinks he's making.  You can just throw the UNO reverse on it, ergo If it's OK for the government to regulate price controls for consumer goods, then it's OK to regulate woman's health decisions over her own body.  This thought process and logic train needs to cook a bit more.

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

If that fat fuck starts stalking her around the stage, she should tell him she can smell his overflowing diaper from 6 feet away and to kindly keep his foul smelling ass on his half of the stage. And then refer to him only as poopy pants for the remainder of the debate.

 

Does she have to use the word “poopy”?

45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Trump gonna get sued by actual billionaire.

11 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

It’s like The Villages where all the music and schtick from when they were young.

Just now, The Dog said:

 

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1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

These are exactly the values supported by Nixon and Ford.  And the Republican Party under Nixon and Ford was a "conservative" party.

You're right that Reagan (I'm not sure that I will concede Bush) started the change in direction from "conservative" to "reactionary."  But for the most part, it was reactionary in rhetoric only.  The Republicans of the 80s and 90s had the good political sense not to actually do anything to ban abortion, no matter how much they might talk of doing so.  And they had the good political sense to manage immigration and create paths to citizenship (though Pete Wilson thought racial scapegoating of Hispanics was the way to go, resulting in the destruction of the Republican Party in California).

As you go from Nixon to Trump, there is clearly a reactionary creep to the Republican Party.  But I'd argue that that is really only clear in retrospect.  It was just a Dole or McCain win away from remaining firmly tied to conservativism.

I mean, maybe.

Reagan's the asshole that opened the door for all the bible-thumping kooks to take over. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Yep. This is the GQP today in a nutshell. That’s who they are and what they project. Can’t even go outside and walk across the street bc people with dark skin will rape or shoot you.

 

I guess I've been sheltered, because I've never seen ANYONE get murdered, raped, or mugged.   I'm pretty sure I'd speak up if I saw it.  "Hey you...knock off that raping".

31 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Tell me Kamala isn't actually supporting 44.6% capital gains tax idiocy like I'm suddenly seeing on twitter.   

I see the problem here.

3 hours ago, bluto said:

Shocking 

Almost like they are shameless grifters, just like dotard. 

 

NEW: Schumer just hosted a group of reporters here in Chicago and made some news on a few different fronts. —He wants to revisit a filibuster carve-out, this time for abortion. Schumer said they could get it done this time bc Sinema/Manchin will be gone & they could have Gallego in AZ. (Obviously this depends on Dems having majority.) —On taxes, said he wants to bump highest-earners rate back up to 39% and said he’d “very strongly consider” no taxes on tips proposal. (Dems would have seat at table during the negotiations if they control at least one of the trifecta.) —Schumer said Thune/Cornyn have shown “too much independence” from Trump and that if Trump wins, he’d annoint a “hard-right” GOP leader.
 

Multiple layers of weirdness...

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7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Multiple layers of weirdness...

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Heaven forbid I dissuade anyone from piling on JD Vance, but black shoes and navy suiting is the classic combination.

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

There's a credible report that Trump is trying to do an end-around with another world leader to hurt his opponent in the election. That's not relevant to the election? I guess not if you're a crybaby bitch.

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Heaven forbid I dissuade anyone from piling on JD Vance, but black shoes and navy suiting is the classic combination.

I don’t do it, but I wouldn’t mock anyone for it.
11 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Not going to lie between her social media team and the actual ads Harris team is knocking it out of the park...like probably the best run campaign so far that I can remember from that standpoint.

Waiting for the morning in America moment

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Donald Trump is preventing a ceasefire in the same way that he prevented meaningful action on the border."

Let's hear some version of this every night the next three nights. 

"See, Trump IS the President. They just admitted it."

21 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

What’s insane is every one of those quotes from trump saying a on the last 6 weeks. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

NEW: Schumer just hosted a group of reporters here in Chicago and made some news on a few different fronts. —He wants to revisit a filibuster carve-out, this time for abortion. Schumer said they could get it done this time bc Sinema/Manchin will be gone & they could have Gallego in AZ. (Obviously this depends on Dems having majority.) —On taxes, said he wants to bump highest-earners rate back up to 39% and said he’d “very strongly consider” no taxes on tips proposal. (Dems would have seat at table during the negotiations if they control at least one of the trifecta.) —Schumer said Thune/Cornyn have shown “too much independence” from Trump and that if Trump wins, he’d annoint a “hard-right” GOP leader.
 

They need to give me back my state and local deduction if they are raising that top rate back to 39%. Fuck Trump.

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Hits close to home. Wife’s (no pics) family is from Nicaragua. They love them some Ana and she spit nothing but facts here.

 

3 hours ago, G650 said:

Heaven forbid I dissuade anyone from piling on JD Vance, but black shoes and navy suiting is the classic combination.

I have the sartorial taste of the average chimpanzee, but I thought the same when it was pointed out.  "Wait, what?)

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5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Yep. This is the GQP today in a nutshell. That’s who they are and what they project. Can’t even go outside and walk across the street bc people with dark skin will rape or shoot you.

 

Even if you make it across without getting shot and or raped, that loaf of bread is $6000

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4 hours ago, G650 said:

Heaven forbid I dissuade anyone from piling on JD Vance, but black shoes and navy suiting is the classic combination.

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Agree with @Red Five, I won't knock anyone for it, but navy with some shade of brown shoes is where it's at. Fight me 

9 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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Agree with @Red Five, I won't knock anyone for it, but navy with some shade of brown shoes is where it's at. Fight me 

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I have no doubt that Trump is fucking around with Netanyahu, looking for anything that can help him in November, including anything that can rile the kids who seem to only give a shit about the Palestinians.

And the reason why is because we heard rumors that he was pressuring Republicans in Congress not to support the border bill, and then low and behold it starts to come out from Republicans in fucking Congress that Trump was pressuring them.

"The affirmative action of generational wealth."

Fucking get it, Michelle.

39 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I wonder how this plays with Tester's campaign.

He posted this a half hour ago:

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11 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I just noticed how and where his left hand is holding that AR. Bro has never fired a weapon.

Michelle full speech, 21 minutes

 

Mr. Kamala Harris, 14 minutes

 

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Narrator: it was in her memoir, but not widely known.

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