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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

They tried to do a weird Walz horse cum thing. Went about as well as you would imagine. 

Fixed.

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Talk shit about Trump the whole time?

Well he is the convicted felon twice impeached rapist dictator and autocrat wannabe that they’re running against.
11 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

They could not be more lost.

 

Hmm. It's like he doesn't even understand his own core demographic. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Hmm. It's like he doesn't even understand his own core demographic. 

I assumed it would resonate with his demo bc they can all relate to the egregiousness of a woman keeping them from their basement stories 

9 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Talk shit about Trump the whole time?

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11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

And this. It’s not going to move the needle. 

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

Trump's former Press Sec's speech was just 2 minutes and packed a punch. "I wasn't just a Trump supporter, I was a TRUUUUE Believer," she began.

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After seeing this, my opinion of Melanie morphed from contempt to hatred.

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They tried to do a dumb Walz horse cum thing. Went about as well as you would imagine. 

It got Roger Stone to click on a fake horse cum link and get hacked by the Iranian’s. 

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You do know what they do at political conventions, right?

In fairness, if you only watched the RNC you'd think it's fear mongering, dog whistles, Chachi and Hulk Hogan.

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Crocs are blissfully comfortable. F the haters.

How's the minivan working out?

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

I watched Doug Emhoff's speech for a second time because it was so good and so strategic, but also highly relatable, for me at least. 

 

Do you think any of Trump’s kids call Melania “Momlania?”

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2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Do you think any of Trump’s kids call Melania “Momlania?”

 

Barron: Momlania, I killed the cat and shit my pants. 

53 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Does Kamala have any policies out yet?

 

Beating DoTArd like an orange step child is the only policy that matters right now. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Looks like a small crowd

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Sounds like RFK will drop out on Friday and endorse Trump. Probably adds easily over a couple million votes to Trumps total. Only question is will they be enough in the right states for him to win it.

Snake RFK goes to Harris first like a front running bitch to try and get a cabinet spot. He’s told to kick rocks so now he’s all about trump. What a fucking pussy 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Sounds like RFK will drop out on Friday and endorse Trump. Probably adds easily over a couple million votes to Trumps total. Only question is will they be enough in the right states for him to win it.

Shut up pussy 

Put me on team "I Don't Give a Shit What Stephanie Grisham Has To Say".

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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From whence are these reports coming?

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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And this. It’s not going to move the needle. 

oh, I don’t know. Maybe tick-tock and Instagram telling people that Trump is planning to dismantle the EPA - or the FDA - or the USDA - or the FAA - might be of interest to people who need clean water and safe food and drugs and air travel. 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Does the AG’s office do any actual real work that benefits the citizens of this state or is it all just political theater funded by the taxpayers? Wait, never mind.

21 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Barron: Momlania, I killed the cat and shit my pants. 

Momlania: Again? That’s the second time today.

He ain't gonna do shit.

It's purely meat for the MAGAs to try to fire them up.

1 hour ago, Horn75 said:

Does Kamala have any policies out yet?

I’m a huge supporter of her policy to highlight Trump as the whiny little bitch that he is whenever she has the chance.

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Put me on team "I Don't Give a Shit What Stephanie Grisham Has To Say".

Exactly. That speech is giving off “I want to keep my career alive” vibes.

She got in bed with dotard loooooooong after everyone knew he’s a malignant narcissist. Giving her a platform at the DNC is bullshit.

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

They could not be more lost.

 

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37 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

In fairness, if you only watched the RNC you'd think it's fear mongering, dog whistles, Chachi and Hulk Hogan.

And they didn't bother to write a platform in 2020. Looks like they put one together this year. It's 28 pages long, with the table of contents on page 10. Also the table of contents doesn't have page numbers.

14 minutes ago, Satchel said:

From whence are these reports coming?

Drunk-ass Maria Bartiromo, so there’s nothing to it and it’s wasting more money. 

It seems to me that anyone who like trump wasn't voting for RFK anyway. My guess is that most of them will stay home and the rest will split. I see only a marginal bump for trump at best. Hope I'm wrong.

22 minutes ago, Satchel said:

From whence are these reports coming?

Facebook, X and Truth Social.

 

 

22 minutes ago, Satchel said:

From whence are these reports coming?

From inside the AG’s office. 

26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Who the fuck goes to the dps to register to vote? I avoid that place like the plague 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

I wonder if the people saying the Dems had a coup are going to be concerned about all those volunteers who got RFK on the ballot.

32 minutes ago, royiv said:

Does the AG’s office do any actual real work that benefits the citizens of this state or is it all just political theater funded by the taxpayers? Wait, never mind.

 

29 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He ain't gonna do shit.

It's purely meat for the MAGAs to try to fire them up.

Yep, this is Paxton's version of "Many people are saying..."  It's just how they deliver their talking points, there is nothing to these "reports" other than his fever dreams

17 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

And they didn't bother to write a platform in 2020. Looks like they put one together this year. It's 28 pages long, with the table of contents on page 10. Also the table of contents doesn't have page numbers.

The real platform is Project 2025 but that's all on the down low.

Just one poll so far of ME-02, but UNH did a poll of Maine - 

Harris leads by 17 statewide (Biden won it by 9) and she's up 49-44 in ME-02, which Trump won by 7.44

Again, just one poll but the last time a Dem won Maine by double digits was 2012 (Obama +15) - it was Clinton +3 and Biden +9

What is going on here? Wait, I mean what is the idiot attempting to talk about now?

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24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Facebook, X and Truth Social.

 

 

Modern day axis of evil.

51 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Why would somebody need to register at a booth outside DPS?

 

I don't know Ken, lets think about that for a minute:

Option 1: Stand in a long line for more than an hour, miss work, talk to a rude asshole, AFTER having to get an appointment days in advance on a glitchy website because you ratfucks have destroyed any sort of civil service that anybody in any other functioning state or country would take for granted; 

or

Option 2: talk to the hippie or mom manning the table outside. Quick, easy, pleasant. 

 

It really is a mystery, you POS ratfuck. 

 

 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

They could not be more lost.

 

So Walz and I are best friends? We both had a NFL 2k5 addiction. 

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

They keep using that photo. I love that so much. 

I'm guessing they're just taco stands set up on nearby corners, and MAGA saw a line of Latinos in the vicinity of a DPS office and lost their shit

38 minutes ago, Chopper said:

What is going on here? Wait, I mean what is the idiot attempting to talk about now?

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F-32s never made it past concept and that concept lost out to Lockhead's F-35 concept. Also, it's hideous. Evidence #34,548,193 that he knows shit all about shit all.

This is the shit I mentioned earlier re: Paxton’s “investigation” and Drunky McDrunkface.  
 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

This is the shit I mentioned earlier re: Paxton’s “investigation” and Drunky McDrunkface.  
 

 

 

 

Friend's wife huh?

 

I'm calling bullshit.

 

No way that hag has any friends. 

 

 

 

"We've got these new amazing F-5s too, folks. They're lightning fast. They tell me the plane is there, it disappears for a second, and then appears again further in the sky. It's like they refresh. There's a button you push in the cockpit and - boom - the plane refreshes. And they push the button a lot."

10 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

F-32s never made it past concept and that concept lost out to Lockhead's F-35 concept. Also, it's hideous. Evidence #34,548,193 that he knows shit all about shit all.

Maybe he was talking about something else

 

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F32 is an ICD-10-CM diagnosis code for a depressive episode

 

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