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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, royiv said:

Hopeful that Muir doesn’t roll over. He’s usually pretty good. Wish we could get that guy from Denver that moderated the Boebert debate.

Someone with experience dealing with unhinged lunatics at the podium

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2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Hopeful that Muir doesn’t roll over. He’s usually pretty good. Wish we could get that guy from Denver that moderated the Boebert debate.

The MSM would never allow Kyle Clark to moderate a debate. He pushes back too much 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

The MSM would never allow Kyle Clark to moderate a debate. He pushes back too much 

He’s the model for what journalists should be doing in this country to hold politicians accountable.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’ve gotten zero. Of course I’ve been texting Stop to about 3 texts a day since I donated to her in July. So maybe I did it enough to get off most of the lists. 

I’ve had the same phone number for 25 years, same email for 20, and I still get a shitload of phone and email spam from Republicans even though I left the GOP 20 years go and no matter how many times I say “stop you sister-fucking shit-eating pieces of shit.”

Oh well, you all need to plaster this on your social media 

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22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

One thing about Harris is she kills you slowly by building up to her big punch and you won’t even see it coming. 
 

Where she *should* kick his ass is my remembering nearly every lie he will tell and just find ways to use his words against him. 

To be fair, that’s not a Harris thing, that’s a woman thing

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

To be fair, that’s not a Harris thing, that’s a woman thing

“I just think it’s funny how you said on July 22nd…”

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This is exactly what I have been saying. She just needs to reference it in her opening statement.

Kamala is going to crush Trump tonight. At some point, he will shit himself and look for Apollo Creed’s manager to throw in the towel.

For me, the only question is how does she react when he goes on an Alzheimer’s like answer. Personally, I’m hoping she goes “ nasty woman”  and lights his ass up - “ I hear they are making great strides in dementia meds. Maybe Ronny Jackson can add that to your adderall scrip”

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Him and Tulsi Gabbard were apparently “preparing” him for the debate.  

Don't forget Laura. 

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Hell of a team there. 

If I'm being honest, I really am curious what her advice is.

 

That’s not why Laura was on the plane though

 

Last ten seconds of Kamala closing statement should be

“I ask you now to change the channel instead of listening to a jet stream of BS. I promise you will not get back those 2 minutes of your life”

Team Harris watching Team Trump take the stage

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

That's fantastic he's so fucked. I bet kamala had Shane Gillis. 

 

Don't forget Lee Strasberg:

 

https://www.thewrap.com/lee-strasberg-debate-prep-kamala-harris-telegraph/

 

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A hapless U.K. reporter appears to have misunderstood a reference in the New York Times to famed “method” acting teacher Lee Strasberg and reported that he is, in costume, working with Kamala Harris as a stand-in to prep for Tuesday night’s debate with Donald Trump.

Maybe, next time Google “Strasberg” and find out he died in 1982?

The Telegraph hilariously reported that Harris is “preparing for the debate with a stand-in Trump, Lee Strasberg, an acting teacher who has been wearing a wide-shouldered boxy suit and red tie.”

 

If this is close to reality NC is going to flip. Split tickets exist but I wonder if there has ever been the kind of disparity this would suggest for Trump to carry NC.

I have been saying Robinson is going to drag down Trump so hard. Kinda like Lake 

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Trump is ready for the debate:

 

 

 

 

Don’t call them weird though!

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the audience should be all haitians …..

 

28 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

This is exactly what I have been saying. She just needs to reference it in her opening statement.

I don’t believe either candidate gets an opening statement. I was vaguely listening when they went over the rules earlier. 

47 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Don't forget Laura. 

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Hell of a team there. 

If I'm being honest, I really am curious what her advice is.

 

Holy fuck

They’re eating our pets.

This is a presidential debate.

Oh my god.

Trump is not a serious person.

Transgender operations for illegals.

 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

David Muir isn't a bitch. 

I beg to differ

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1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Gross. 

All of the AI cat stuff he reposts and yet he still says they’re eating dogs. 

So.... My wife came out tending about pets.

The Haitian pet thing isn't a meme or joke? 

I don't Facebook or Twitter so I don't see the extra. I thought this was a surly joke about something that someone said mistakenly. 

This shit is not real, right?

Just now, Slacks said:

So.... My wife came out tending about pets.

The Haitian pet thing isn't a meme or joke? 

I don't Facebook or Twitter so I don't see the extra. I thought this was a surly joke about something that someone said mistakenly. 

This shit is not real, right?

You’re through the looking glass now, pimp. 

10 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So.... My wife came out tending about pets.

The Haitian pet thing isn't a meme or joke? 

I don't Facebook or Twitter so I don't see the extra. I thought this was a surly joke about something that someone said mistakenly. 

This shit is not real, right?

It's not real, but it's also not a joke.

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

One thing about Harris is she kills you slowly by building up to her big punch and you won’t even see it coming. 
 

Where she *should* kick his ass is my remembering nearly every lie he will tell and just find ways to use his words against him. 

 

 

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This is why Biden had to drop out. Trump is a fucking terrible candidate with half a million flaws. And Biden’s old ass just stood up there looking like a mummy with no brain synapses firing. 
 

Thank you for your service Joe, also thank you for dropping out. 

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6 hours ago, locodos said:

Eat less kitty does not sound like a winning republican plan to win back female voters!

I thought “kitty” refers to pussy….why didn’t they just say that….oh wait, nobody wants to eat less!

20 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So.... My wife came out tending about pets.

The Haitian pet thing isn't a meme or joke? 

I don't Facebook or Twitter so I don't see the extra. I thought this was a surly joke about something that someone said mistakenly. 

This shit is not real, right?

Scary black immigrants (Haitians) eat cats.  JD Vance has given speeches on it.  Trump thought it was something he could attack Harris on.  Goes without saying, it is a racist lie.  

This is America in 2024.

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But he's got HULK HOGAN and that one old country chick whose name I can't remember at the moment.

8 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

 

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Perfectly timed for this point in the cycle. Her campaign staff are quite brilliant.

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2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Scary black immigrants (Haitians) eat cats.  JD Vance has given speeches on it.  Trump thought it was something he could attack Harris on.  Goes without saying, it is a racist lie.  

This is America in 2024.

I don't believe it. I believe the Internet may have said it, but I didn't believe serious adults are running with Haitians in Ohio are eating cats. No. 

So, let's say people were eating cats or whatever...  Do they declare their nationality before eating these cats? 

I am from that area. I have family in that area. Now I gotta go figure out who might or might not be eating cat?

And what does this have to do with an election?

I was called lame yesterday... Today, we're taking about voodoo cat eaters in the suburbs of Dayton Ohio... And y'all are trying to tell me I shouldn't be concerned! 

Never ever ever have any of you ever thought, ever. "this election will come down to believers vs non believers... About stories of cat eaters in fucking Ohio."

I didn't even know where to run away to.

Haitians eating cats as a platform? 

This is not real. 

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