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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Yes, yes!  Tear each other apart!

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6 minutes ago, tx ind said:

When will post debate polls be baked? 

Probably late next week at the earliest.

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"Tell me again how you and that Arby's in your pants are representatives of the GOP?"

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The average American woman is 5'4" (63.5 in) and weighs 170.8 lbs (77.5 kg).

Holy fucking shit

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7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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11 minutes ago, tx ind said:

When will post debate polls be baked? 

Give it a week or so

22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Yes, yes!  Tear each other apart!

 

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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

 

If another Presidential debate occurs, can we get this reporter to moderate?  

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Nobody hates like MAGA hate got damn

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't thik you know what average means.

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The average American woman is 5'4" (63.5 in) and weighs 170.8 lbs (77.5 kg). However, the average weight of American women is increasing faster than their height. 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahhan/average-american-woman-2018

 

 

 

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31 minutes ago, immamac said:

Watch the polls. I think it sunk him. I don't think you realize how pathetic he looked. Enthusiasm is completely gone and there is no way to recover it. He's cooked. 

I don't think the polls will show it, but I agree that there might be a lack of enthusiasm on that side and in November I hope she comfortably sweeps the swing states.

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I don't think I have seen this here.

 

Gotta give to Aiden's father for this.  It's a shit deal his kid was killed in accident, but not allowing them to pervert or dishonor his memory is a great thing.  

34 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It won't have that type of impact.  It sunk Biden.  I don't think it sunk Trump.

It sunk Trump, they just don’t realize it yet and it’s too late for them to do anything about it. 

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4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I don't think I have seen this here.

 

That poor dad.  Dealing with the worst possible thing in life then all these fuckheads come along putting his kid's name in their mouths without actually giving a single shit about him.

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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44 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

lol. They’re so dumb. “This woman who flew on trump’s private jet to the debate, was part of his debate prep team, and was one of his surrogates in the spin room doesn’t represent Donald Trump.” They’re fucking delusional. 

14 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Need Vic to verify your data

That guy owns just one end of the spectrum. He can’t verify shit. 

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"Arby's in your pants" was not what I wanted to read.

None of this shit is real. 

Arby's in your pants.

Haitians eating dogs and cats.

I refuse to accept this is real, adult conversation. We are being trolled. Probably by aliens or God or AI.

Nah. Nope. 

 

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13 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I don't think I have seen this here.

 

On Tuesday night, Mr. Clark, a teacher, cited four politicians whom he described as “morally bankrupt” for using Aiden to advance their interests — Mr. Trump; Mr. Vance; Bernie Moreno, the Ohio Republican nominee for the Senate; and Representative Chip Roy, a Republican of Texas.

“They have spoken my son’s name and used his death for political gain,” he said from the podium.

“They can vomit all the hate they want about illegal immigrants, the border crisis and even untrue claims that fluffy cats are being ravaged and eaten by community members,” Mr. Clark said.

“They are not allowed, nor have they ever been allowed to mention Aiden Clark from Springfield, Ohio,” he continued.

“I will listen to them one more time to hear their apologies.”

In a statement sent to The Times in response to Mr. Clark’s criticism, Luke Schroeder, a spokesman for Mr. Vance, faulted Vice President Kamala Harris for the administration’s border policies and said that the Clark family was in Mr. Vance’s prayers.

Mr. Clark said that Aiden studied different cultures and accepted everyone. As his parent, he was committed to honoring his son’s memory in that spirit, he said.

“Sure we have our problems here in Springfield and in the U.S.,” he said. “But does Aiden Clark have anything to do with that?”

Ms. Clark, who is also a teacher, unfurled a red T-shirt emblazoned with #LiveLikeAiden on the back and held it up for the audience, which responded with applause. Then the couple exited the chambers.

 

Fucking ghouls.  

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

"Arby's in your pants" was not what I wanted to read.

Ah, come on.   You know you're slightly intrigued.

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50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

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My issue with watching the polls is the people that answer those calls. One time, many moons ago I was drunk and answered a call from a pollster. I was honest. These days, I am not even sure where my home phone is located.  Shit rings from time to time, but I will never answer it. #whereisthecordlessphone. My kids are pure chaos.

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So Trump (who is 100% fucking her) brought Loomer to the 9/11 ceremony today, and she spent her time tweeting about MTG's vagina? Do I have that right?

1 minute ago, ultimaton said:

So Trump (who is 100% fucking her) brought Loomer to the 9/11 ceremony today, and she spent her time tweeting about MTG's vagina? Do I have that right?

Hell hath no fury like a baboon scorned.  

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JFC, at least his lawyer Abi Habalabadoo is pretty fucking hot, this chick looks like a Real Doll that was left in a hot car for too long and started to melt. Does she not own mirrors? I could definitely see him in a shame spiral having slummed it with such a hideous troll. 

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

t. Does she not own mirrors? I

Bold assumption she can see a reflection 

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

JFC, at least his lawyer Abi Habalabadoo is pretty fucking hot, this chick looks like a Real Doll that was left in a hot car for too long and started to melt. Does she not own mirrors? I could definitely see him in a shame spiral having slummed it with such a hideous troll. 

But she touched his pee pee. Undefeated.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Dang

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8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Dang

What in the actual fuck?  Them some crazy ass bitches.

Polyamorous tantric sex guru huh?

I think I picked the wrong career.

44 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don't think the polls will show it, but I agree that there might be a lack of enthusiasm on that side and in November I hope she comfortably sweeps the swing states.

I want Florida. I want it so goddamm bad, to see how Trump and Rhonda react. 

I want Florida. I want it so goddamm bad, to see how Trump and Rhonda react. 

That will only happen because of cheating and you know it
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude if you want to fuck Laura Loomer, that's on you.  Let your freak flag fly.

Man, my standards are pretty low and I wouldn’t hit that.

No way Trump is fucking Loomer. 

She's either blowing or pegging him. 

 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

No way Trump is fucking Loomer. 

She's either blowing or pegging him. 

 

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24 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Dog recipes has to be up there as well

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

No way Trump is fucking Loomer. 

She's either blowing or pegging him. 

 

Do NOT disparage #NowThis in this vile perfunctory manor.  

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

"How resounding was the win?" sounds like a good question!

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How can you detail a plan in a debate with 2 minutes on the clock?  All you can do is describe and sell a vision.  Or, in Trump’s case, demonstrate that you don’t even have that.

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