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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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Posted
16 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

With the energy surrounding Kamala and a bench with people like Pete, the GOP is fucked as long as they continue to tie the anchor that is maga to their ankle.

I love Pete.    

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2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Not more than 15 minutes ago, conversation, Belterra area (near the Travis / Hays County line):

Him: Turned 21 y.o. 21 days ago.
(I won't get into details about how the conversation started).
"I'm voting Trump, but I don't really pay attention to politics."

• Me: Do you know anything about Trump being found liable for sexual assault in a civil trial?
- Him: Ummm... no.
• Me: Trump's conviction on 34 felony accounts for election / financial fraud?
- Him: No.
• Me: Do you support a woman's right to choose what happens with her own body, especially regarding abortion?
• Him: Yes.
- Me: Then... if so, are you aware that Trump brags about how *HE* nominated Supreme Court justices who overturned Roe v. Wade & it would not have happened without those same Justices.
• Him: No (& as he said that, I sensed he didn't know what R-v-W was).
- Me: Are you aware of something Trump said in private - like what guys might say when nobody else is around & they say what's REALLY on their mind... how Trump bragged about grabbing women "because when you're famous, they let you do it it"?
• Him: No.

- Me: "& You're voting 'Trump'... because why?
• Him: "Because I don't know much about it, but I think he is the better one."
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I guarantee you the frat bros across the street from me are just like this.  I bet when it comes time to vote, less than half of them actually will.  I damn well hope so anyway.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why is he even in Tucson? It’s one the bluer counties in the whole state. Much more than Maricopa / Phoenix 

He was trying to work a three way with Loomer and Lake.

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Posted
Hey, they have another celeb!
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Hey Mario…that’s what we’ve been saying. For damned near a decade now. About all the fools who are in the thrall of a game show host with numerous photo spreads of his gold furniture and crap. Jesus, every accusation really IS a confession for these abject morons.
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Posted
4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Amazing that this loon and Tulsi were able to make it so far in the Democratic Party. 
 

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 Nutbar right: Haitians are killing cats and dogs for food!

Nutbar left: Hold my beer.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Playing fast and loose with the phrase “he’s married”.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Melania on the first plane to Slovenia once it's clear on election night what his future is.  

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6 hours ago, Underdog said:

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That trademark "puzzled but seeking answers" look that she puts on... it's the face of somebody who sat down in the stall and started blasting sharts, and then they notice the TP is all gone.

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If this data is even half accurate looks pretty much like a big part of the America that doesn't ever vote was waiting for a charismatic non geriatric white dude to cause them to activate. 

 

Posted
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, I really need to try Bojangles, I hear good things.

We dragged into North Carolina pretty late one night and Bojangles was the nearest food place so why not, just needed calories. I asked them what their McNuggets were called and the kinda huffed and said "Chicken Supremes." A'ight how bout 5 of em. Paid for five, got up to the hotel, they'd put 7 of them in the box. And those motherfuckers are huge, 2 or 3 would be a small meal. We chowed down on a couple each, then flung the box in the room fridge and ate the rest for breakfast. With good biscuits too, for a low price.

Would eat again.

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Posted (edited)
13 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

JD Vance is a fucking idiot

Pretty much works for every Vance declaration:

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