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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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don't worry this won't hurt Trump AT ALL:

 

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6 minutes ago, sidis said:

i'm sure someone else has said it in this thread but just in case, very doubtful that this was a result of the stein campaign...much more likely the republican party in NC got wind of this and forced it out prior to the deadline to withdraw in an effort to try and get him switched up.

He’s a drag on Trump’s chances to win. Republicans wan him out.

Only in the world we live in now can this Robinson scandal end up being good news for Trump and the GOP. 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

Biden would never have a chance to go so hard against a black candidate. Smart that Kamala gets to be, and fucking is, gloves off on this fool

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The following 10 cities:

Pittsburgh  
New York City  
Philadelphia 
Baltimore  
Greensboro 
Atlanta 
Detroit 
Milwaukee 
Minneapolis 
Grand Rapids
 

are the entirety of the JUST announced October tour by Stevie Wonder. He hasn't appeared in Michigan in many years. I think he may have something in mind.  https://www.mlive.com/life/2024/09/stevie-wonder-to-perform-rare-concerts-in-grand-rapids-and-detroit.html

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Peeping into areas where women were changing?

a woman in a red cape is washing her hands in a bathroom with the word diplen written above her

Good swing state polls. But also, way to bury the lede (Allred)

 

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12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The following 10 cities:

Pittsburgh  
New York City  
Philadelphia 
Baltimore  
Greensboro 
Atlanta 
Detroit 
Milwaukee 
Minneapolis 
Grand Rapids
 

are the entirety of the JUST announced October tour by Stevie Wonder. He hasn't appeared in Michigan in many years. I think he may have something in mind.  https://www.mlive.com/life/2024/09/stevie-wonder-to-perform-rare-concerts-in-grand-rapids-and-detroit.html

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In similar news, fucking Oprah is out campaigning for Harris now.

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/19/kamala-harris-oprah-winfrey-michigan-00180124

13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

a woman in a red cape is washing her hands in a bathroom with the word diplen written above her

Can we call it a tallywhacker?

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

5 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

Christine McDonnell or whatever was up there. Blake Masters. The guy in Ohio that said women can will themselves to not get pregnant during a rape. The list is pretty strong

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3 hours ago, Foosters said:

Wait, the Holocaust denier is a Nazi?

Never could have seen that one coming

my God, the pun you needed was RIGHT THERE

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well none of us are nevada trust and  estate lawyers and NV law governs that. 

That sort of issue in Louisiana is usually resolved by special appointment of an Amicus Curiae Priestess who dissects a pigeon and examines its entrails.  I got nothin’

9 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

There’s a reason why…


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6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

my God, the pun you needed was RIGHT THERE

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15 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

 

And they didn’t care about Robinson being the worst because he was Black and they’d rather use him to say “SEE WE’RE NOT RACIST” instead of looking at who the fuck type of person he is

16 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

Oh, the Democrats have done it, too. Remember 2016? And how many decent candidates have TX Dems put up for senator?

Would love to see Rupert lose this case so he can’t control Fox News from beyond the grave. Not to mention that Fox News could effectively change direction any day now.

SIAP, why Rupert can’t decide today who runs Fox News after his death is because he set up this structure when divorcing his second wife in the 90s. He gave his then 4 children future control including the daughter from an earlier marriage. I’ve read the later two daughters, by Wendi Deng,  get equal financial benefits but no control over Fox News. They’re excluded from the NV lawsuit.

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Finally got this in the mail yesterday

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: mormonism has some of the most recent history of deeply embedded dogmatic racism of any significant religion.  And Kamala is black.

Ever banged a Mormon?

Almost as wild as a Baylor coed.

Emhoff with a 2 day swing in the country's most gerrymandered state next week.

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Lolol I love her gen z children

 

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

An old friend of mine who also happens to be an elected official in a swing state just called me.  We spent the first 90 seconds on the call just laughing.

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

I don't know him. Never heard of him. Fake news.

What tha fuck is superimposed?

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Ain't clicking shit. Who is Ashley Madison and why does she have email addresses on her?

Ashley Madison was like craigslist but focused on finding affairs. A few years ago there was a massive data leak and all e-mail addresses tied to accounts were exposed.

According to the Politico article, Mark Robinson had an e-mail address that was on the list of people with Ashley Madison accounts, which strongly suggests he was trying to find someone to have an affair with.

 

 

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

What tha fuck is superimposed?

not sure what you're talking about

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

What tha fuck is superimposed?

I’m like I got no David fucking Duke old man relax

14 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

Finally got this in the mail yesterday

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Still waiting for my camp hat and t-shirt.  I finally gave up on the sign and got one from a local coordinator for the Dems.

 

49 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

It’s because of the cynical view of race held by so many white conservatives.

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

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Still waiting for my camp hat and t-shirt.  I finally gave up on the sign and got one from a local coordinator for the Dems.

 

I'm noticing a huge variety of "Trump Vance" campaign signs even within the same county. I was in Bexar County during the UM weekend and saw at least four different variations. In 2020 the Trump Pence signs were all uniform, and for the most part the same thing in 2016.

I'm not counting home-made signs and shitty Chinese flags.

The Harris Walz have been pretty uniform. Some with a lighter shade of blue than others, but pretty consistent in terms of design and fonts.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Paxton and Abbott are going to have to raid some more homes. 

9 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Ashley Madison was like craigslist but focused on finding affairs. A few years ago there was a massive data leak and all e-mail addresses tied to accounts were exposed.

According to the Politico article, Mark Robinson had an e-mail address that was on the list of people with Ashley Madison accounts, which strongly suggests he was trying to find someone to have an affair with.

 

 

not sure what you're talking about

Thanks for the feedback about Ashley.

The goat knows what I'm talking about.

Biden should send the national guard to Harris County 

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The problem is we don’t know if this story even loses him votes. 

In NC it def loses him votes.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Weird way to confess that you used to bang Kari Lake, but you do you.

Fortunately Lake has never won an election.

Just now, royiv said:

Fortunately Lake has never won an election.

But she won @Ghost of LL's heart, and that should count for something.

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Had to double check to see if that post was parody 

7 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

In NC it def loses him votes.

He’s already down big. The point is these guys have floors because of a horrendous base. 

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