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12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For New York City surly, I won’t go to Chilis on Wednesday, but I’d be game for OG PJ Clarks (55th and 3rd) or JG Melon (74th and 3rd).

can one get into PJ Clarks on the average weeknight? 

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I've seen a bunch of these, and they all involve doing something aggressive their assholes or genitals.  Not "I'll donate to charity" or "I'll where a Harris t-shirt for a week non-stop."  No. It's I'll shove a shovel up my ass sideways".  I don't get it.

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1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

I've seen a bunch of these, and they all involve doing something aggressive their assholes or genitals.  Not "I'll donate to charity" or "I'll where a Harris t-shirt for a week non-stop."  No. It's I'll shove a shovel up my ass sideways".  I don't get it.

They are all sexually repressed degenerates. 

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1 hour ago, Woland said:

Splurge on the Swiss Travel Pass and you'll be all set. 2nd class cabin does not require any reservations.

 

last time I ran into @elfenix he was wearing a top hat and monocle, I don't think he's riding 2nc class 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What the ever fuck is he even trying to say?

he's talking about the BLS's revision from august to march's job numbers. dorks think the BLS cooks the books.

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31 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For New York City surly, I won’t go to Chilis on Wednesday, but I’d be game for OG PJ Clarks (55th and 3rd) or JG Melon (74th and 3rd).

How about TJ Maxx or GD MacGullicuddy's?

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their dumbass social media people got them believing they are winning VA and NH.

 

Plotting The Simpsons GIF

It's the inverse of 2016 in so many respects, and they're as unprepared for the outcome as many D's were then.

But then they'll just whine and bitch about rigged this or stolen that for weeks or months, and be even more insufferable.

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8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

How about TJ Maxx or GD MacGullicuddy's?

Which is the one with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

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Posted
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he’s skipping the country after the trump L on tuesday 

Seriously, I could see him moving some SpaceX stuff across the border to Mexico, because if they don't stop fucking around, they'll invite more federal eyeballs to look at their operations (they already have enough agencies looking at them).

The only problem is if he moves it out of the country, a bunch of handouts contracts will dry up.

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Seriously, I could see him moving some SpaceX stuff across the border to Mexico, because if they don't stop fucking around, they'll invite more federal eyeballs to look at their operations (they already have enough agencies looking at them).

The only problem is if he moves it out of the country, a bunch of handouts contracts will dry up.

 

he has enough money to live on forever. south africa will promise not to extradite him is my guess 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I must have missed the joke. Is Kamala a Chili’s fan or something?

We have a bunch of heathen Chili's fans here.

Well, they are fans until the Steak & Ale revival hits Fort Worth next spring/summer, and then the heathens will be weeded out from the cultured men and women of Surly.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

We have a bunch of heathen Chili's fans here.

Well, they are fans until the Steak & Ale revival hits Fort Worth next spring/summer, and then the heathens will be weeded out from the cultured men and women of Surly.

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he has enough money to live on forever. south africa will promise not to extradite him is my guess 

I hope he’s made some promises to Putin he can’t keep

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Posted
7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes. Coy and Vance(hehe) were not as clever as Bo and Luke. 

I was ready to get divorced and marry the woman on twitter who compared Selzer's Iowa polling to the Battlestar Galactica surviving the Cylon onslaught because it wasn't integrated with an AI, but you sir, have me intrigued with your comprehensive knowledge of the Duke family tree.

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Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I hope he’s made some promises to Putin he can’t keep

 

they have transcripts is my guess

us intell1gence has many many tools at their disposal 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Chuy's. We'll deserve the worst if she loses. But she ain't losing.

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We have a bunch of heathen Chili's fans here.

Well, they are fans until the Steak & Ale revival hits Fort Worth next spring/summer, and then the heathens will be weeded out from the cultured men and women of Surly.

In a world where a deep fried Allsup's burrito is a must have this is not out of the ordinary.



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