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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

All of the luck has fallen out of that sumbich 

Well, it’s upside down.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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Donald all dressed up like he's doing something.  He should call Kari Lake and see how to fake it, like you're actually in office.

Did Barron line up those letters on the wall behind him?  "Coordination Center"  And his table tent: "The President"  The President of what, the Coordination Center?

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These people can line up their letters:

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5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I bet that hurt for him to say.

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32 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Donald all dressed up like he's doing something.  He should call Kari Lake and see how to fake it, like you're actually in office.

Did Barron line up those letters on the wall behind him?  "Coordination Center"  And his table tent: "The President"  The President of what, the Coordination Center?

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These people can line up their letters:

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That placard with the seal and "The President" in front of Trump makes me so ragey

Just now, safe sex said:

That placard with the seal and "The President" in front of Trump makes me so ragey

Wait- is that like recent?  I thought it was years ago.

idfk but he still has people call him Mr. President and shit

29 minutes ago, safe sex said:

idfk but he still has people call him Mr. President and shit

Pretty common to refer to a former POTUS as "President so and so".

6 hours ago, LCHorn said:

While I agree with fuck Mitch, he’s not stupid and can count to 67.  I’m sure he would have been satisfied with an outcome barring Trump from his present campaign.  

I think he did the math and figured Trump would fade off into the sunset after losing in 2020, and figured he didn't want to piss off a lot of his base.  He chose poorly.

I firmly believe he could have gotten to 67 if he wanted to.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

Donald all dressed up like he's doing something.  He should call Kari Lake and see how to fake it, like you're actually in office.

Did Barron line up those letters on the wall behind him?  "Coordination Center"  And his table tent: "The President"  The President of what, the Coordination Center?

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These people can line up their letters:

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I was listening to a bit of this press conference with DeSantis earlier and despite sounding like the Seinfeld rabbi, if he acted like that consistently he would seem to be a reasonable politician, except he can’t help but play MAGA.

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Thiel didn’t put Vance on the ticket for that to happen 

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2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I thought I was on the hurricane thread and got really excited thinking that he was going to play a round in the Tampa area on Wednesday.

I believe you misread.  He's going to play a round in Pampers on Wednesday.

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Thiel didn’t put Vance on the ticket for that to happen 

 

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I do not understand the Jewish customs- if he’s not Jewish why is he wearing a yarmulke?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And Florida is a touch rainy and windy at present.

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I do not understand the Jewish customs- if he’s not Jewish why is he wearing a yarmulke?

 

Its kosher for a non jew to wear it at formal or special occasions. I wore one during a jewish wedding a while back. 

 

9 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I believe you misread.  He's going to play a round in Pampers on Wednesday.

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Not that it matters, but she’s crushing this 60mins interview 

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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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lots of trumpers on twitter talking about the draft as the perfect "gotcha" answer to that question.

that's where we are in this process. abortion is war. apparently. not sure it's the metaphor they want to drag into this.

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Not that it matters, but she’s crushing this 60mins interview 

“Harris with too much policy detail and charisma during 60 Minutes interview, campaign in tailspin.” New York Times

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I do not understand the Jewish customs- if he’s not Jewish why is he wearing a yarmulke?

No one goes in a temple with their head uncovered.  

45 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Pretty common to refer to a former POTUS as "President so and so".

Sure, but his Toadies will refer to him as THE President

LOL, The Draft.

Something that hasn't been employed since before anybody younger than 52 was alive.  

 

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The conditioned political skepticism I have grown to live with over the past hundred years since 2016 has taught me not to believe my lying feelings or any glimmer of hope about anything but I do want to comment - living in NC, apart from the occasional crazy person house (house on a busy road with a giant banner of post assassination attempt fist raising trump, clearly deranged lunatic near the preschool with a combined america/israel flag on a post and maga shit everywhere) GOP people have seemingly shut the fuck up. Especially post nazi lt governor, and past that I've seen a lot of mostly apolitical or even "I would guess that this person is conservative" people on facebook being mad about the lies about Western NC. I'm really hoping all of this bullshit has an impact in this state. At least to stop the lunatics who they are trying to put in charge of the schools.

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25 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Not that it matters, but she’s crushing this 60mins interview 

She is but god damn he was just spewing GOP talking points. 

No one in Congress supports your tax raises for billionaires

Why did you lose control of the border and take so long to do anything 

Do you think millions of people are racists because they support Trump

 

Polymarket has Trump at 53% to win? I don't get it.

What new voters has he gained? Maybe young Latinos. The machismo bit seems to appeal to a lot of them. And they feel more native than ever. Many don't speak Spanish today. I'm surprised how the 'close the border' appeals to many Latinos. And Catholic I guess.

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1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Polymarket

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2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Polymarket has Trump at 53% to win? I don't get it.

What new voters has he gained? Maybe young Latinos. The machismo bit seems to appeal to a lot of them. And they feel more native than ever. Many don't speak Spanish today. I'm surprised how the 'close the border' appeals to many Latinos. And Catholic I guess.

 

They are just betting based on what Elmo is saying, is that the website? 

I still don’t get the Latinos who came here when they were young or their parents had to come over (legally or illegally in both cases) who are vehemently against any other Latinos coming over. I’m like “but didn’t you do the same thing?” I think @Brisketexan has explained this before why some feel that way

24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

lots of trumpers on twitter talking about the draft as the perfect "gotcha" answer to that question.

that's where we are in this process. abortion is war. apparently. not sure it's the metaphor they want to drag into this.

It's the ultimate of false equivalencies, so of course they are running with it.  And, of course, Mr. Smells like diarrhea soup got around that "law" with his fake bone spurs.  Well done, Trumpers.  Well done.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

They are just betting based on what Elmo is saying, is that the website? 

I still don’t get the Latinos who came here when they were young or their parents had to come over (legally or illegally in both cases) who are vehemently against any other Latinos coming over. I’m like “but didn’t you do the same thing?” I think @Brisketexan has explained this before why some feel that way

You sounds light skinned. /s

And just as I am with abortion, I'm very much pro-choice when it comes to military service. I would imagine most people are

9 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Polymarket has Trump at 53% to win? I don't get it.

What new voters has he gained? Maybe young Latinos. The machismo bit seems to appeal to a lot of them. And they feel more native than ever. Many don't speak Spanish today. I'm surprised how the 'close the border' appeals to many Latinos. And Catholic I guess.

Peter Thiel wants Trump to win?  No way!

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm sure Fox News would be cool with George Soros doing the same.

Does someone really have to say the reason why it’s different with Soros? We can speak about it in hushed tones in public or out loud at the country club.

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47 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

lots of trumpers on twitter talking about the draft as the perfect "gotcha" answer to that question.

There is no draft. The last one was in 1972. There is a registration requirement but no draft. 

And when there was a draft there were all sorts of exemptions, like being a conscientious objector or having bone spurs.

43 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL, The Draft.

Something that hasn't been employed since before anybody younger than 52 was alive.  

 

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And never applied to anyone under 70.  And given the changes with respect to women’s roles in the military since then, could include women if ever reinstated.


Once again too slow

 

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I dig the draft gotcha with the implied unfairness to men, bc if there’s one thing twitter bros are in favor of it’s women in the military

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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When was the last time a man was actually drafted?  1975 or something?

Lesley Stahl saying tonight that whoever wins will be a wartime president because of Ukraine and Israel. Two places where US troops are not deployed and the CiC is not making wartime decisions 

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