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I would respond with Trump's exact schedule for that week. 

"Played golf.

Tweeted at 2am.

Played golf."

 

Or the tried and true "many important meetings and phone calls."

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I would respond with Trump's exact schedule for that week. 
"Played golf.
Tweeted at 2am.
Played golf."
 
Or the tried and true "many important meetings and phone calls."

“Executive time”
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2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I would respond with Trump's exact schedule for that week. 

"Played golf.

Tweeted at 2am.

Played golf."

 

Or the tried and true "many important meetings and phone calls."

“Paid off another claim against Baron with the best non-disclosure clause ever”

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I would get ChatGPT to write my bullet points.

Maybe an entrepreneur could start a website that tailors bullet points for these people.  Make it a weekly subscription of say $5 and you'll be retired on a beach collecting 20% in no time.

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Employees have to summarize their week with five bullet points? I assume that Grok AI will analyze the bulletin points and decide if the employee performed well enough and if the job is needed.

I hope the AI is secure since I assume that some employees who work in sensitive areas will have to respond with detailing said secret tasks if they want to keep their job.

as always who elected Musk, a recent citizen, and his AI to rework the entire govt labor force, that even the president can’t fire.

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On 2/21/2025 at 8:08 PM, Born to Run said:

Trump and Musk do owe thier success to a rare but effective power of delusion, mental illness,  personality disorders, lack of shame and lack of empathy.  

These guys feel emboldened.It's rather Amazing.  Musk believes he can fix all of our problems despite many business failures. Same with Cheeto. It must be liberating to be able to act like a complete asshat daily and not have a tinge of regret.  If I saw video of myself doing the Musk leap or the two dick dance I'd forever wallow in shame.

We call it luck and being born on third base. Sure there was some hard work, but that’s also the owners of tons of companies that didn’t Make it. The bulk was just being lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time. 

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9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I would get ChatGPT to write my bullet points.

Maybe an entrepreneur could start a website that tailors bullet points for these people.  Make it a weekly subscription of say $5 and you'll be retired on a beach collecting 20% in no time.

Nobody is readying like 2 million individual emails

...But it's a great idea and you should absolutely do it and market it to NoVa and make bank 

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9 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
On 2/7/2025 at 11:47 PM, Biff Tannen said:
Argo fuck yourself

You are guilty by association whether you want to be or not. Get rid of that pos.

The guys on the internet made me sell my car. Sorry honey. 

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One of my cousins is a doctor for the VA… I can’t wait to hear her stories about how some of her MAGA patients will respond to losing access. 

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6 minutes ago, YChang said:

One of my cousins is a doctor for the VA… I can’t wait to hear her stories about how some of her MAGA patients will respond to losing access. 

Yeah, keep us in the loop on that one.

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

If you are worth a million dollars (which really isn't some huge hurdle if you are a late 40 or on person who has had a decent+ paying job, a house, had paid it down and has saved in the market etc) Elon is worth 400,000 times more than you while you are only worth 40 times more than somebody who is only worth 25K.  

What a fuckbag

From a citation-, and likely fact-free anonymous substack.  https://amuseonx.substack.com/

On X, someone pointed out that if you bought a modest house in the DC area 30 years ago, you're probably a millionaire.

But whether true or not, the underlying idea, that federal workers other than politicians, are enriching themselves on the tax payer's dollar, is insidious and insane.

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

But whether true or not, the underlying idea, that federal workers other than politicians, are enriching themselves on the tax payer's dollar, is insidious and insane.

Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.

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3 hours ago, YChang said:

One of my cousins is a doctor for the VA… I can’t wait to hear her stories about how some of her MAGA patients will respond to losing access. 

Torn between laughing at these fucks and my personal convictions (everyone gets healthcare even the fucking Nazis). I'm waiting for the inevitable whine fest from my MAGA mom and it's going to be hard not to laugh in my her face and tell her this is exactly what she wanted and is getting.

e: Should have clarified that she is absolutely going to start whining about Medicare.

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19 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Employees have to summarize their week with five bullet points? I assume that Grok AI will analyze the bulletin points and decide if the employee performed well enough and if the job is needed.

I hope the AI is secure since I assume that some employees who work in sensitive areas will have to respond with detailing said secret tasks if they want to keep their job.

Yeah, about Grok.

"Name the three most dangerous people to America"

Grok: It’s tough to pin down the "three most dangerous" people to America in a definitive way—danger can mean different things depending on the angle: political influence, national security, economic disruption, or societal impact. Based on current trends, discussions, and what’s been on people’s minds in early 2025, here’s a take grounded in what’s out there.

First, Donald Trump often tops lists. With his second term just underway as of January 2025, his plans for mass deportations, targeting political foes, and reshaping government—backed by a loyal base and a now-unrestrained online presence—give him real sway to shake things up. Critics point to his past denial of election results and January 6 as proof he can destabilize democracy itself; supporters see him as a threat only to the entrenched elite. Either way, his actions ripple hard.

Second, Elon Musk keeps popping up too. By February 2025, his influence via X, his wealth, and his loud anti-regulation, anti-immigrant stances have made him a lightning rod. He’s not just a businessman anymore—he’s shaping narratives with over 200 million followers, pushing policies that could tank economies (like his warnings on U.S. debt), and even nudging Trump’s agenda. Some call him a chaos agent; others say he’s just amplifying what’s already broken.

Third, Vladimir Putin rounds it out from the global stage. Russia’s war in Ukraine drags on, and with Assad’s fall in Syria late last year, Putin’s still flexing what’s left of his reach. His cyberattacks, energy plays, and alliances with China and Iran keep the U.S. on edge—think of the "Salt Typhoon" hacking warnings from late 2024. He’s not in America, but his moves hit its interests hard.

Why these three? Trump and Musk are domestic wild cards with outsized control over policy and perception, while Putin’s the external force most consistently testing America’s limits. Others like Xi Jinping or Iran’s Khamenei could make the cut too, but Putin’s active disruption stands out now. Still, "dangerous" hinges on what you value—security, stability, or something else. Who do you think should be on this list?

 

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15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Maybe Grok is further along than we thought.

When I asked Grok (a few posts above your post), it had Putin place of Vance.

I'm guessing that Grok will be "fixed" soon as this stuff is going around the socials.

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