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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

That pic might be 20 years old. But it's still not that far off. 

Halle was on Kimmel within the past six months and still looked gorgeous. She’s 58.

 

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Anna Paulina Lunatic (R-FL) introduced a bill to add Trump to Mt. Rushmore today.

https://www.axios.com/2025/01/29/trump-mount-rushmore-house-bill

Kimmel talked about this last night. It will never happen (well, I think it won’t — ask me again in four years when he declares himself leader-for-life) but if it does, I’ll be on the team that dynamites that fucking face off the mountain.

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Kimmel talked about this last night. It will never happen (well, I think it won’t — ask me again in four years when he declares himself leader-for-life) but if it does, I’ll be on the team that dynamites that fucking face off the mountain.

It's super duper unlikely, I agree. Just throw it on the shitfuck pile of hero-worship asslicking with all the other examples of cultish behavior put on display to garner favor from His MAGAsty like giving the fucker a third term.

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I spoke too soon apparently, TRO granted. The judge relied on the Press Secretary’s comments to essentially rule the rescission a nullity

They can’t help tweeting.

 

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8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

They can’t help tweeting.

 

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6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The shock workers of DOGE have increased efficiency by 20 percent over quota.  The heroes of MAGA labor expressed their determination to reach 40 percent over quota.

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they've lost the plot already.

a.maz.ing. 👏 

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

They have all but destroyed education and any critical thinking skills that are associated with it to make some drones. Same for why the dipshits keep voting for longterm incompetents in Texas who have enriched themselves and created a local oligarchy off the people of Texas while blaming the everyone who isn't in decision making (and short-term) roles.   

The gop has been in total control of Texas government for what? 30 years yet the entire time they have been claiming they are going to fix everything that the dems have broken the entire time. It is beyond reality. This was the case study. We really have a shitload of people who are not capable of simple critical thought. At some point you have to realize you are being duped, but it is easier to just dig in I guess.

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13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The shock workers of DOGE have increased efficiency by 20 percent over quota.  The heroes of MAGA labor expressed their determination to reach 40 percent over quota.

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

34% of the country was pro-pardoning the Jan 6th thugs. Crazy.

no - that's dead on - team turnip is probably actually only about 38-42%

our side lost because our party thought we could slam-dunk taking the high road and got out-socialed

the intelligent aware objective and enlightened caucus is probably less than 15%

the 30% in the middle were easily winnable and in hindsight the dems punted on 1st down

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18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no - that's dead on - team turnip is probably actually only about 38-42%

our side lost because our party thought we could slam-dunk taking the high road and got out-socialed

the intelligent aware objective and enlightened caucus is probably less than 15%

the 30% in the middle were easily winnable and in hindsight the dems punted on 1st down

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh hey look! Venezuelans fleeing political termoil and are here legally are all "dirtbags."

I mean....did you miss the part where they're brown?  Duh.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Get in back of the line… 

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Back then, waaaay above the Mendoza line ...

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Nowadays, not so clear.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....did you miss the part where they're brown?  Duh.

No undocumented workers means no cows milked.   But I’m sure American youth will want to move to Methbreath Iowa and take those jobs.

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh hey look! Venezuelans fleeing political termoil and are here legally are all "dirtbags." Any of you trump fucks want to justify this one?

Here legally?  They are here to sell your mother fentanyl and then rape her, just like everyone else from San Antonio to Patagonia.

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CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — With the clock winding down on his term, U.S. President Donald Trump shielded tens of thousands of Venezuelan migrants from deportation Tuesday night, rewarding Venezuelan exiles who have been among his most loyal supporters and who fear losing the same privileged access to the White House during the Biden administration.

Trump signed an executive order deferring for 18 months the removal of more than 145,000 Venezuelans who were at risk of being sent back to their crisis-wracked homeland. He cited the “deteriorative condition” within Venezuela that constitutes a national security threat as the basis for his decision.

“America remains a beacon of hope and freedom for many, and now eligible Venezuelan nationals in the U.S. will receive much-needed temporary immigration relief,” Sen. Marco Rubio, a Republican of Florida, said in a statement praising the decision.

He was for it before he was against it

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17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Here legally?  They are here to sell your mother fentanyl and then rape her, just like everyone else from San Antonio to Patagonia.

we have roving gangs of them here that attack cars at major intersections. with windex and a squeegee. 

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43 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Here legally?  They are here to sell your mother fentanyl and then rape her, just like everyone else from San Antonio to Patagonia.

 

here to eat your pets !!!!

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per twitter chirps ...

 

faa non political execs just got nuked by wh

 

space x is under faa investigation for multiple issues. shocked 

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The gop has been in total control of Texas government for what? 30 years yet the entire time they have been claiming they are going to fix everything that the dems have broken the entire time. It is beyond reality. This was the case study. We really have a shitload of people who are not capable of simple critical thought. At some point you have to realize you are being duped, but it is easier to just dig in I guess.

Counterpoint: black people aren’t getting uppity
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5 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Well I don't know the future, but I don't think they will ever learn. We had Trump I and they didn't.

Anyway Trump walked back the funding freeze so most people will not notice anything happened. And all of this will quickly be forgotten. And on it goes.

I think this go round is going to be A LOT worse.  Last time was just embarrassing and unbelievable.  This time they are actually doing shit, totally ignoring the law, deporting people, cutting off funding for all kinds of shit.  There's going to be a fuckton of unintended consequences and those are going to fuck a bunch of Magats in the ass.  I think they at least know "good" and "bad."  Even really stupid people can connect the dots from their baby dying of cholera to RFK, Jr. being HHS secretary and shit.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

No undocumented workers means no cows milked.   But I’m sure American youth will want to move to Methbreath Iowa and take those jobs.

The new plan is to have starving kids take those jobs.   Make Chimney Sweeps Great Again or Dead Again or something like that.

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Just now, Nivek said:

The new plan is to have starving kids take those jobs.   Make Chimney Sweeps Great Again or Dead Again or something like that.

 

put those little deadbeats to work !

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3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The new plan is to have starving kids take those jobs.   Make Chimney Sweeps Great Again or Dead Again or something like that.

i’m glad Trump doesn’t know that people will sell their plasma.  Because then he’d know that people will BUY plasma.  And he’d quit deporting them and instead build giant plasma factories in the middle of the desert at old military bases, milking the knocked out brown people. 

On second thought, nahhhh! I forgot about Steven Miller and that “ruining the blood” thing.

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20 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Republican leadership sucking turnip’s bunghole with all their might.

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They are saying the quiet part out loud.  This is a complete abdication of their responsibility under the Constitution and they are 100% Ok with giving the President more power.  They are taking the Unitary Executive Theory to the extreme.

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12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Wasn’t it Dennison that said he had optimism that Congress would check him? 
 

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surly's own Susan Collins?

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Was watching A Few Good Men the other night and I figure Rob Reiner needs to reshoot the ending

Kafee "Did you order the code red"

Jessep "You're goddamn right I did"

Court Members "Ok then...... Anyway Dawson and Downey you all go to Leavenworth for the rest of your lives"

-  Jessep hops down from the stand strides across the court room and bangs Lt Commander Galloway on the defense table in front of everybody prior to exiting out the back door

-Fade Out

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We've not even trying to hide oligarchy stuff anymore 
Meta to pay Trump $25 million settlement for shutting his accounts after Jan. 6
 
$22 million will go toward a fund for Trump's presidential library, according to the Wall Street Journal, which first reported the deal. The rest will go toward legal fees and individual plaintiffs.
 

I have been gathering the energy to delete my Facebook and instagram accounts. WhatsApp is a bit more problematic, but I’m considering it also.
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https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/fbi-overhaul-off-to-a-rocky-start-as-kash-patel-prepares-to-defend-his-vision-1085c6f8?st=ChdHtS&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink

 

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Trump officials tried to start their shake-up of the Federal Bureau of Investigation even before the president took office, picking supervisors in New York and New Jersey to run the agency until the Senate could confirm Kash Patel, Trump’s choice for FBI director. 

But in an Inauguration Day scramble, White House officials goofed on the White House website and listed the wrong man in charge of the agency, people familiar with the matter said. Instead of correcting the error, officials let it stand, and the two men traded temporary titles, hopeful that Patel could soon be in the job, the people said. 

 

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Trump’s aggressive plans to reshape the bureau, and the chaos that could bring, will be in the spotlight Thursday when Patel is set to appear for his confirmation hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee. He is expected to face sharp questions about his close ties to Trump and whether he has the experience to lead the nation’s premier law-enforcement agency. 

Patel has in the past said he wants to see investigations into many of the people Trump sees as enemies, including former FBI Director Christopher Wray, whom Trump picked during his first term and who stepped down this month before Trump could fire him. “I’d shut down the FBI Hoover building on day one and reopen it the next day as a museum of the Deep State,” Patel said on a podcast last year. 

 

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In a Senate questionnaire, Patel listed more than 1,000 media appearances and said he worked as a Trump surrogate, an unusual background for an FBI director.  

Some Trump aides warned it would be problematic to pick Patel, given his controversial comments. Trump’s attorney general nominee, Pam Bondi, who wasn’t involved in Patel’s selection, told senators: “Mr. Patel would fall under me and the Department of Justice, and I will ensure that all laws are followed—and so will he.”  

In recent meetings with lawmakers, Patel has assured some senators that he will name a special agent with FBI experience to be his deputy, rather than a political outsider, said one person familiar with the meetings. Patel, 44 years old, dismissed some of his more bombastic comments as hyperbole, another person said, and told senators he would be fair. 

 

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At his confirmation hearing, Patel plans to emphasize his life story as the son of Indian immigrants and his years as a public defender and career federal prosecutor, according to a person helping him prepare for it. He has recruited some former FBI officials who share his views to advise him. 

“Mr. Patel will run an FBI Americans can be proud of, with people at all levels that will execute its important mission,” a representative for Patel said. 

Some FBI officials are concerned Patel will undermine the bureau’s nonpartisan ethos and unnecessarily punish the workforce. Others are cautiously optimistic and say they are on board with some proposed changes, including sending more agents from headquarters to the field. 

Becoming FBI director would be a huge rung up in Patel’s rapid career ascension. In the questionnaire, most of the significant cases he described working on are from his time as a public defender in Florida. Among his clients: a man charged with helping 17 people enter and live in the U.S. illegally and another charged with trying to sell 6,000 stolen Amazon Kindle readers. 

Patel came on Trump’s radar in 2018 when, as a staffer for the House Intelligence Committee, he wrote a memo alleging improprieties in how the FBI had targeted a former Trump adviser. The thrust of the memo was later validated by the Justice Department’s inspector general. 

Patel’s critics, including senior officials who worked with him in the first Trump administration, say his résumé masks a lack of management experience and a firm grasp of how the FBI works. They point to alleged missteps he made when he had moved from his House staff job to the first Trump national-security staff, including some that appear to have scrambled high-stakes hostage rescue operations. 

In October 2020, Patel told The Wall Street Journal that two Americans held hostage by Iran-backed Houthi militants in Yemen had been freed. On Monday, Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin, the top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary panel, said his office had received information alleging that Patel broke protocol in making those comments and revealed an operation as it was still in progress, several hours before the hostages were confirmed to be in U.S. custody. Other former Trump administration officials disputed the account. 

After leaving the first Trump administration, Patel stuck close to Trump. He launched a clothing company that sold pro-Trump T-shirts, as well as those with his own “K$H” moniker. He became a director of Trump’s social-media company Truth Social, which paid his company $120,000 a year for consulting work, and earned another $210,000 during the 2024 election cycle from Save America, Trump’s political-action committee. He also wrote a provocative children’s book that pays homage to its hero, King Donald. 

Patel has lived in Las Vegas for the past few years, renting a home owned by Trump donor Michael Muldoon, who co-owns a timeshare company. There, he socialized in rarefied circles, joining the Poodle Room, a members-only club at the Fontainebleau hotel that attracts celebrities. 

The former president of the Nevada Republican Club, Rudy Pamintuan, said he thought Patel moved to Nevada because it is a place where people can get a fresh start. At GOP events, Patel put in long hours patiently answering voter questions about Trump, Pamintuan said. 

Patel was hired last April as a director at VK Integrated Systems, a Tennessee-based weapons technology company, which won a $1.25 million contract with the Pentagon earlier last year to develop an explosive gel for the Air Force. 

At FBI headquarters, officials are bracing for what Patel’s tenure could bring. The director mix-up appears to be indicative of the move-fast-and-break-things approach of the second Trump administration. 

A week before Trump’s inauguration, the Trump transition reached out to Robert Kissane, a bureau official running counterterrorism operations in New York, to serve as the FBI’s temporary leader, according to people familiar with the matter. Officials asked Brian Driscoll, who worked in the bureau’s hostage rescue operations, to serve as deputy. Driscoll is known to sign his name ‘Drizz,’ and his friends affectionately liken him the fictional Captain Jack Sparrow, from “The Pirates of the Caribbean.” 

Each man had one conversation with Patel, traveled to Washington and had set up in their respective suites on Inauguration Day when word reached them that the White House had incorrectly listed Driscoll as the acting director on its website, according to people familiar with the matter. 

Instead of fixing the error, the pair swapped their temporary FBI roles—and offices. 

 



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